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You really like otters.

Make a Kingdom character.

 

Name him Mustang.

 

Say he's a successful alchemist, and make him specialize in fire and explosions.

 

Make him a Lieutenant Colonel, have him state his rank at every given opportunity.

 

Make him tempermental.

 

Don't look at Full Metal Alchemist, because like, I sooo didn't steal this from there. *whistles innocently*

The second half of your third sentence, and your fourth, actually sounds like something I would like to do.