Axilus Prime

...Oh that's just wonderful. I challenged Davy Jones for nothing. All hands on deck! We're retrieving every last piece of that man! And someone get the super glue, we're gonna need it.

(The men groan as they get to their posts. However, some little blond kid is overly enthusiastic about it and screams, "ADVENTURE!!!" in a high-pitched voice.)

(Should we continue this in another feed or take it to PM like what JiMing and I did?)

[is there a limit to how many comments there can be on a status? If not, I think it's fine doing it here. This isn't really a large scale thing so I don't see the need for a PM.]

Had to make it realism. And remember that canonically, all our multiplayer avatars in H4 are Spartan-IV's. Millions of them, but considering the population of humanity in 2552. So technically, IV's can be whatever you want, personality-wise.

That's true, even if there could be some Spartan-II among them, though none has been confirmed to be.

I just wonder, who'd want to be a civilian? I mean, there should be some kind of plot behind the choice of a civilian character.

Well, civilians are just there for the people who like less combat and more "character development" or whatever they call it now. As for plot...

They get bombed, glassed, and possibly Composed later. Fun, right? XD

We were continuing our voyage since our ship was stolen. In other words, we are going to sail the seas, find treasure, avoid or defeat rival pirates or the Royal Navy, and explore the world...using this tiny boat.

Wait, I got another gadget that can help us! I need paper, a pencil, and enough scrap metal to choke that kraken coming right for us!

I have a pen...will that help?

...Yeah you guys are co-winners.

Yeah, I meant win (that was typed on a phone back there), but hey, I'm happy with co-winners!

And Axilus is also a Co-Winner for starting an awesome status feed with simply GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.

Never mind the BB. I wanted the Leader version of that.

My dad has a few questions about the Xbox. Why are you selling it, got any pics of it, who's paying for the shipping?

I do have pic. I will link them on maj just gimme a second. You would have to pay the shipping and the reason I'm selling it is I play it way to often and I mine as well wait until next year for the next generation console because this one is an xbox 360 elite.

Ok, send me a PM. Also, I'd like pics of Shockwave. That's an awesome price you're offering for him.

I want halo 2! it is the ONLY one I havent played!

me too!

I want Halo 2 just because it's the next one and I want to be able to play both as Master Chief and The Arbiter.

ALLAH ACKBAH! AY TALIBAN AL-QAEDA! (Blasts EVERYONE)

Is that some Arabian language?

Terrorist-speak. It's stereotypical terrorist, but it's all real and the words are real.

So you get to keep it right? Isn't that how this works?

Nah, it's in a zero-security storage right outside the police station, so I'm not entirely sure keeping it is a good idea. It doesn't look like they need it, but maybe there is a reason for it being there. I don't know.

Then go there and ask if you can keep it or if they need it.

Oh yeah, 'dem Zealots. Annoying little pests. Whack em from behind.

@TNG Prime: if it has an Energy Sword, it must be an Elite. No escaping from that.

Ah. Well, if I could get behind it in that narrow tunnel area...

I tried to do that by going into the room where it came from, but was shot down from all directions. When I tried to clear out the room a bit first, the thing came charging at me before I could even do anything.

We all know it's not really blue.

True, but still.

I don't care as much for Blue Moons. But did you miss the recent Blood Moon?

NOOOOO I missed your Birthday!!! I am so ashamed. I shall now cry in a corner and wish you a late birthday which I failed at wishing you before.

Ummmm.... I got you a fire hydrent? ?

Oh yeah, thanks everyone! Thanks for the birthday topic, especially, FF. It's ok, Terra.

Fire Hydrant, huh? Beats what I got one of my friends for a present in 8th grade...

A piece of lint.

works for me.

well, cya tomorrow. and hopefully we don't almost get shot at.

But chaos is good! It means activity!

Alphonus behaved like a Bayverse Autobot in his negotiations. In other words, the logic is:

If it pulls a gun on you, be ready to kill it at any moment. If it does nothing to you, be kind to it.

Oh, sorry. I should have explained

IWHBYD is a skull named after Sgt. Johnson's line "I Would Have Been Your Daddy..." Skulls are items that you can find in the campaigns of a number of Halo games (not sure exactly which ones, I know Halo 3, ODST, and Reach have them) but when you find them you unlock a certain setting for campaign and multiplayer. Most Skull settings make the game harder and boost your score, but IWHBYD is a just-for-fun Skull that makes rare lines com...

I meant to say that it makes rare line common and adds funny lines of its own, like the one I mentioned above.

Oh. XD

YEA!

I thought you chose your name due to your battle supremacy. Sort of life the 'alpha lion', the (name) prime.

Lol. I wish that were true in my real life.

lol. UR MUDER WAS A HAMPSTUR! AND UR FADER WAS A FRENKENBURRY!!!

-name that movie

Sorry, no idea.

I think it is from montie python and the holy grail.

Two pans, you mean. Frying pans. (Whacks you with one, and whacks a cuttlefish with the other)

Say wat?

No, say "water." Which incidentally is where cuttlefish live, and is what I am flooding your house with as we speak!

...Oh no. Wrong flood. GET A SHOTGUN. (hundreds of brown/green popcorn monsters and mutilated undead with guns and whips charge)

What's happening to our world??

Not much, just that some Covenant remnant is attacking us and this crazy Forerunner wants to turn us all into Prometheans...while attacking us with Prometheans.

LOL, that's not quite what I meant.

Well, if they're holding Assault Rifles, Plasma Rifles, and Pistols...with about 50 little guys suicide bombing from all directions...

BELIEVE.

XD

Yep. I guess I just keep trying. After all, I found three ways to take down a Zealot with no trouble. (Though one of them wasn't my idea at all.)

Any tribe. Doesn't matter what gender. Just needs to be part of the navy.

Navy? Is there an official navy? Did I miss anything other than the last 2 months? Or is it your navy?

It's assumed that all the villages have their own military force, with Ga-Koro possessing a navy.

I would if I wasn't grounded. if I improove my grades to As and Bs I'll get almost everything back again. plus an X-box.

Wow.

I know right?

yep in fact I got coupon that make my other coupon MULTIPLY.

After you say multiply, I insert "by zero" therefore you have to pay me again.

That's the power of snickerdoodlejchvrt87yh8the87gf78ehg89efffddegfsdihsfgisr478rgf78gfskfhkgsfjf8u75gte87gfeufguiugfusifgs!

what is your user? mine is Loganto TLM.

Mine is "Prime"

But it's Halo CE for PC.

Yea I know. I will look fer you.

ha, I said "fer".

It does, since you said you wanted him in fights. If you want a bigger role, PM me and we can arrange it easily.

Well, anime anti-heroes don't have the hugest roles... We'll let SybreX's schedule slide for a bit.

All right. If he shows up in the next fight, people are gonna have to know more about him.

Correct, FF. When I got that first Proto drain, I didn't think I would slip up again this quickly. Now I have -2 warning points. It is indeed why I said aw slag, and why would you offend me if that was what I was waiting for you to say in the first place? XD

I was just going to say that, but I was waiting for someone elso to do it first.

Sorry. I thought it would.

Seriously though, why doesn't he just ask out Pyrrha already?

Because he's an idiot.

Still a better character than Weiss...

(Still a better love story than Twilight)