Zacian

snow boi

(that's a thing?) Ehlek's big meaty Claws Edit: oh hey, one more post to a thousand, baby

Whiny Inconsistent Character Hafu

Out comes a, uh, a Matatu Nuva? Nah, that's not fun. Out comes Nuju's perpetually screaming, amputated head! In goes a slug! A big fat one.

I see that stabbing someone is always the solution to gain something of interest. Therefore you are stabbed by me, and I kick you off a cliff. My mask

The Vahki check inside the building to find nothing...but a motion sensor beeping wildly, and the building explodes, erasing any traces of my presence there. Got 'em

Iriuni

Air

Sidorak

Hmm, I'm not even sure of what I'd put in a sig other than links to my own stuff. So maybe go with that? Or this. If nothing else, then do this. It'll be hilarious.

Your assassin kills me, and on his way out of my apartment, he suddenly decides to check back on my corpse. He goes back to the bedroom and finds the room empty. He turns around, and finds a bullet shot straight through his head. I hunt you down for revenge and two days later, your entire luxurious mansion is burned in flames, with you in it. I walk away with a pair of shades and a baseball cap. Got 'em!

Karda Nui

Not where I am. You are then dragged away by Donald Glover back to your country. My mask.