I'm already in school. First day, I got a bunch of tiny assignments, all of which required me to bring me four of my five-pound books home.
So have fun next Monday.
Number two was really bad in my school last year. For some reason, the Italian 4 class sold coffee every Friday morning for most of the year. Considering most people got there ten minutes before class started, it was fairly hard to drink it at all without burning your tongue.