Toa Gabriella0111

Hi everyone, I'm back! Sorry for being late but it took me a while to finish this chapter, I wish I was like Lewa# and could write a chapter in a few hours but, unfortunately, I'm not. So, sorry for messing up the schedule (though Lewa, you've let the schedule slip plenty of times before too remember...) Plus, the forums suddenly going down didn't help matters either. Oh well. New chapter, finally!The BZ-Nui Hack WarsA BIONICLE comedy by Lewa0111!Gabriella Chapter 4: Escalation OR The Protest"So, remind me what we're doing here again?" asked Takuma, as Gabriella's group of Randomness Warriors walked briskly through the streets of BZ-Nui.Gabriella sighed. "Did you forget already? We're going to start an island-wide protest of the FiB and Lewa0111's banning, of course! With enough BZPower members on our side, and enough awareness of the situation, Gold 14 will have to listen to us no matter what the banned member policy says!""Well, yeah, I knew that already. Thanks.""But if you knew that already, Takuma," Mesonak asked, "then why did you ask her to remind you?""Because it's been a while since the last time the comedy focused on our group, and readers might have forgotten, so I figured it would make a nice recap."" " emoticonned Mesonak, Gabriella, and Gerlicky.Takuma just shrugged. "What? Breaking the fourth wall is fun!""But this comedy itself already breaks the fourth wall...and didn't we already have this discussion several chapters ago?"Luckily, they were interrupted from breaking the fourth wall any more times by their arrival in New Member Q&A. "Quiet," whispered Gabriella. "We're here."All around them, the forum was a flurry of activity. Newbs and noobs ran everywhere, the former asking many legitimate questions of the other helpful members and the latter just asking dumb things such as "how do u use emetionz???//" or "what is hapree tofu? is he a tofu?" A scattering of more experienced members and staff tried to answer these questions as best they could and keep order, but the forum was rapidly degenerating into something that would almost put the dreaded Lego Message Boards to shame. "What's going on here?" asked Takuma. "This is bad even by Q&A standards, and that's saying a lot."Immediately a noob came up to the Randomness Warriors. "hi yuou look exprineced so tell me wats a blog? it is like a log but wif a b??/""No," answered Takuma, "a blog is a feature for Premier Members that allows them to make blog entries about any appropriate subject, comment, share images, and other things. Anyone can comment on someone's blog, but only Premier Members can make their own.""k thanks, so wats premir mean?""You have to pay money to become a Premier Member, which gives you certain perks like blogs or rank images.""can i pay wif wigdts?""No, you need to pay with real money.""ok i don't have any monee i m a hobo on the stert bye!"The noob scampered off somewhere. "Nice job, Takuma," Mesonak said. "I don't know if I could have stayed rational having to deal with him. I probably would have just ended up chucking a Report Button at him in frustration.""If you answer their questions, they go away eventually," Takuma said. "But now what? The forum is still horribly over-infested with questions. Where are all the members who used to frequent here? They should be helping out...""Beats me."Then, a much more rational-seeming member walked up to them. "Takuma!" he called out. "I am so glad to see you! We're horribly understaffed, help us answer some of these questions! The noobs and newbs are everywhere!""Sorry, but we don't really have a lot of time," Gabriella said. "We're here to ask questions, not answer them.""But why is this place so overcrowded? Where are all the experienced members?" asked Takuma. "This place wasn't nearly as bad last time I was here..."The BZP member sighed. "Well," he explained, "surely you've heard about the hackings going on lately. Lots of members are being hacked and sent weird PM's, apparently from some organization calling themselves the Ferrets in Beige. Have you heard of them?"The four Randomness Warriors looked at each other. "Yeah, we kinda noticed...""What does that have to do with NM Q&A, though?""Well," he explained, "Gold 14 and the other Moderators tried to stop the hackings the only way they knew how: by banning everyone who's been hacked, most of whom were important, prominent members. So now there's a huge influx of newbies and too few experienced members to control them. Even worse, it doesn't seem to be helping, since about half of the new members are actually more hacked FiB members in disguise. BZ-Nui is dissolving into chaos."Mesonak shrugged. "So?""Even more chaos than usual," the member clarified." " the Randomness Warriors emoticonned."Yep. Well, I can't stay, I need to help attempt to keep this forum orderly. Bye now!" The random BZP member left as randomly as he had come.Gabriella shrugged. "Well," she said, "now what? Things have gotten a lot worse than I thought.""It's more important than ever that we get our cause out there. The FiB must be stopped." Takuma turned and strode over to the "Create New Topic" button and activated it. Inside, he wrote: "Now what?" asked Mesonak.Takuma pointed over to the giant "refresh" button on the ground at the front of the forum. "We jump up and down on that button until we get a reply, of course!"Script-speaking Spongebob Narrator: Five hours later...Of the group of four Randomness Warriors, only the somewhat overly-hyper Gabriella was still jumping up and down. The other three were just sitting down next to it, watching wearily. "This is taking forever!" complained Gerlicky. "Why won't anyone reply?""Maybe because you three aren't trying hard enough! Come on, keep jumping!" shouted Gabriella excitedly."How in Hapori Tohu's name are you still so hyper? It's been five hours according to the Spongebob Narrator!" protested Mesonak."How are you so lazy?""Touche..."Suddenly, much to everyone's surprise, when Gabriella jumped on the button again, a reply materialized beneath them. "Wow, cool, a reply! It's about time..." muttered Takuma."Let's read it!" Together, the four Randomness Warriors walked to the low end of the topic and read the reply. It said: " " emoticonned all of the Randomness Warriors.Takuma shrugged. “Somehow, that wasn’t exactly the response I was expecting. Don’t they get it? The banning is only adding to the problem, not fixing it!”“I guess they’ve never had to deal with a large-scale attack like this before. One spammer here or there is easily dealt with, but a group that can continuously hack existing members’ accounts? BZ-Nui just doesn’t know how to handle this,” Gerlicky explained.“That reminds me of something that’s been bothering me for a while,” put in Gabriella as the four of them moved toward the exit of New Member Q&A. “Yes, we’ve had attacks on the forums before, but all of those times, it typically involved a person or a group making their own accounts and spamming or flaming using those before eventually being banned. Yet, somehow, the Ferrets in Beige are able to take over existing members. How? No one else has ever been able to do that as far as we know.”Gerlicky shrugged. “Good question, I haven’t the slightest idea. I suppose the first thing we ought to do is work on making ourselves, and the other citizens of BZ-Nui, more secure. It’s the best we can do until we figure out a way to discover how exactly they are doing this hacking.”“More secure? How?”“By changing our passwords, obviously.”“ ” the others simply emoticonned.“Well, seeing as that’s how we connect to our profiles in the first place, I’d say it’s a good place to start. I mean, I know most of us don’t really think about it, having our profiles remembered permanently since it doesn’t make a lot of sense not to, but under the circumstances…” The others just stared, looking more confused than ever. Gerlicky sighed, realizing that no one else but him even knew what he was talking about. “You know what? Never mind that. Let’s just focus on our original plan instead.”“Which was…?”The entire group just stared at each other blankly, having gotten so distracted by the events in New Member Q&A and Gerlicky’s bizarre conversation about profiles and passwords that they had all completely forgotten what their original plan even was in the first place. “I don’t know,” Gabriella admitted. “I forgot. Maybe we should PM the leaders of the Randomness Warriors and ask them to remind us.”“ http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/annoyed2.gif ” emoticonned Mesonak, Takuma, and Gerlicky.“What?”Takuma began to use the :facepalm: emoticon before remembering there was no such thing. He settled for actually facepalming instead. “You. ARE. The. Leader.”“What? Oh, right. I kept thinking it was Lewa0111.”“He’s banned! That’s the whole purpose of the organization in the first place, unbanning him! Seriously, did you get bonked on the head recently or something?”“Leave her alone,” Mesonak chimed in. “She’s just confused. My mind is still boggled by that whole dissertation Gerlicky gave about profiles. I bet hers is, too.”“Why are wind chimes randomly chinging above your head?” asked Gerlicky.Mesonak glanced up to see a group of wind chimes. “Huh. Weird. I guess that’s what happens when you ‘chime in,’” he observed.“Whatever. We still don’t know what we’re supposed to be doing, and since even Gabriella can’t remember, that doesn’t exactly help us,” observed Takuma. “However,” he added with a , “I think I may have a solution…”THE ENDToaG Productions, Inc. (In association with Lewa# Studios)~Toa Gabriella~

The "cool dude" word filter is so pointless. The word it filters is even in the BIONICLE books, repeatedly! If it's found in the main books that this is a site about, then it should be okay for the target audience, right? *sighs*"Bionicles" never bothered me all that much. I know it's incorrect but it's understandable why some people might mistake it for being correct. One thing that did bother me before the forum crash was that run we had of "Have You Ever (insert ridiculous action here) To Your Bionicle Sets?" topics. It was just getting ridiculous.~Toa Gabriella

Hi, Darth Jaller! Glad to have a new fan of this comedy here...anyway, next chapter's mine, so here it is!THE BZ-NUI HACK WARSA BIONICLE comedy by Lewa0111!Gabriella Chapter 3: Talk About Inconvenient Timing OR The Toa of...Real Life!?"By the way, I love exclamation points and question marks together!" exclaimed Pohatu, randomly jumping into the title booth.Photok blasted him with light and shoved him out of the booth. "DON'T USE THAT JOKE!!"Then, the Toa of Lawyers appeared. "That joke is copyrighted by Lewa0111! You can't use it!" he protested with an http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/mad.gif, before I reminded him that since this is a Lewa0111 comedy, I can use his jokes all I want. Disappointed, he vanished, followed by an equally disappointed Keetongu. And now back to the actual chapter."Where are we going?" asked Gabriella. Mesonak had been leading her all the way to the western edge of BZ-Nui, far from the Comedies forum, and much farther than she had ever traveled on the island before. BZ-Nui was vast, and very few members had ever spent much time in all of its forums and sub-forums. On the way, they passed the home page, noticing a newsstand advertising the spoiler policy concerning leaked images of the Glatorian, right next to a random Matoran selling the Glatorian sets themselves, which had been released in stores worldwide for a month already. Strangely, no one commented on the redundancy of the situation."You'll see," said Mesonak. Before long, the two of them had entered a large archway with the title "NON-BIONICLE FORUMS" in capital letters across it. "If you're looking for a Toa who controls dimensions, like this one, you need to go somewhere where the border between Real Life and the Internet is already weakened. It would stink to be him, in my opinion. He can't leave this forum, but at least he has the power to get you where you need to go."Gabriella looked around at the mass of topics, most of which were "Official" and upwards of 200 pages long. She passed an "Official Pokemon Topic," "Official Mario Topic," "Official Neopets Topic," "Official Pictures Topic," "Official Australia Topic," "Official Island Topic," and "Official Topic Topic." Spotting an "Official High School Musical Topic," she pulled away to go inside, but Mesonak grabbed her arm and pulled her away. "Oh, right," she said reluctantly. "We have a job to do."Five seconds later they passed the "Official HSM 2 Topic."Several hours later, they had finally made it to "The ToRL's Official Dimensional Service Topic," with Mesonak's arm getting sore after having to drag Gabriella away from the "Official HSM2," "Official HSM3," "Official HSM4 Speculation," "Official HSM5000.312," and countless other similar topics. "Well, about time," he muttered, gazing up at the entrance to the topic before them. "We're here."They stepped inside the link to the topic. There, they were greeted with a large welcome screen with a prominent banner featuring a picture of the Toa of Real Life. Behind the banner, the actual Toa of Real Life sat on a plush armchair. He was a tan-and-Mata-blue Toa Newva wearing (naturally) a tan Olmak. In one hand he held a large magnifying glass and his other hand clutched a GENERICALLY STANDARD REQUISITE LAUNCHER. "And you are?" he asked the two upon their entry."I'm Mesonak - The Shadow Warlord, and this is Toa Gabriella: Toa of Music," Mesonak introduced. "We need some help. One of our friends was banned and his account taken over by an impostor, claiming to be from an organization dedicated to ruining BZ-Nui forever. The Ferrets in Beige. Have you heard of them?""Can't say I have. You're sure he wasn't banned on purpose? Helping banned members is a major crime these days."Gabriella rolled her eyes. "Do we look like criminals to you? He's a good friend and a well-known member. He would never do anything to get himself banned. We need your help.""Help, huh? I might be able to do something for you. But I'm gonna want something in return. I want out of this dump. You have to take me with you," said Kiina." http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/blush.png " emoticonned the ToRL. "Whoops. I forgot I left that on." He then pulled out a remote control and hit "Pause," pausing the DVD player behind him that had been playing BIONICLE: The Legend Reborn. He then turned his attention back to Gabriella and Mesonak. "If you're sure he's been wronged," he told them, "then I'd be able to help you, but I don't work for free.""Payment?" offered Mesonak. "We have plenty of Guest Star positions, even a PGS position, available in our comedies, and of course we'd be willing to vote as many times as possible in any BZP contests..."" " came the reply. "Nothing like that. If I'm sending you to Real Life, I want something back. Lewa0111 has two Onua Mirus. In return, I want one of them.""How do you know he has them?" asked Gabriella. "What if he doesn't?"The ToRL gestured to his Kanohi. "I'm the Toa of Real Life! Of course I know what kind of Kanohi Lewa0111's real life version has!""Well, I suppose it's worth a try, then," said Mesonak. "Gabriella?"She considered for only a moment before replying. "Deal.""Great. Good luck, Gabriella. I'll be waiting here.""Mesonak, you're not coming?""Nah. We need someone on the inside we can trust. I'll still be able to send you PM's from here, and I'll be able to let you know if any new developments arise."Gabriella shrugged. "I guess that makes sense," she admitted reluctantly. "Okay, what do I do now?""Nothing," the ToRL answered. "Just stand still." She complied, and the Toa of Real Life placed his magnifying glass's lens in between her and his Olmak, and focused....Meanwhile, in the poorly-disguised forums that were actually a front for the Ferrets in Beige, Lewa0111 and -Blackout-, or Bread Bananastaircasemask and Icky-Icky Lavalampman Handlebar Mustachio The Second as they were known to the adminstrators of the Forum Tower, were rifling through past forum posts. "Why do I need this?" asked Lewa0111, tossing aside the rifle. They had been looking through information for the better part of a day, and could tell that they were getting close to unearthing vital information about the location of the FiB's actual headquarters.Then, suddenly, alarms began to blare all throughout the tower. Armed guards, most of whom looked like large human men in ferret costumes, began to surround them. -Blackout- readied his weapons, and at the sight of his intimidating form, the guards slunk back. "I'll distract them," he whispered to Lewa0111. "You go and find Vorox Master. We know how to get there now.""Right," Lewa0111 said. Then, suddenly, a bright tannish-blue light began to surround him. Within moments, he was gone."You've got to be kidding me," groaned -Blackout.-THE END ToaG Productions, Inc. (In association with Lewa# Studios)~Toa Gabriella~

As promised, here's my next chapter!The BZ-Nui Hack WarsA BIONICLE comedy by Lewa0111!Gabriella Chapter 2: "Ask Mysterious Cloaked Guy!"Gabriella and Mesonak, weapons out, marched their captive back into the Comedies Forum. Luckily, since the Moderators were all otherwise occupied, they failed to attract attention. Finally, they reached the Topic Creator and shoved him into it, jumping in alongside him.Ask Mysterious Cloaked Guy!, MCG: Get me out of here!Gabriella: Hi, this is my first comedy, (well not really) anyway, welcome to "Ask Mysterious Cloaked Guy!" Since this is an 'Ask' comedy, it will therefore be in script and full of low-quality, cliche humor, because as everyone knows, there is no such thing as a good 'Ask' comedy.Mesonak: Obviously no one's ever read Ask Tahu or Ask Matau!.Gabriella: And here's our host, Mysterious Cloaked Guy! Everyone applaud!Random Matoran #35: *claps weakly and gives up*MCG: http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/mad.gif*The audience starts clapping furiously*MCG: That's better. Now let me out of here.Mesonak: Not until you finish the chapter! It's not 300 words yet!MCG: Who cares? 300 words is for noobs.Mesonak: Don't make me pie you in the face...MCG: Fine. *goes to a mysterious cloaked laptop* How many messages for me, Mysterious Cloaked Laptop?MCL: You have 8278390456797093286512308758726354082t7530872639475u4yt87qwt72638547676259847357938769716560459387696309584780769273645 new messages.MCG: #@$&ing Spam! And did I see letters in that number? :blink:MCL: It's a rule that all 'Ask' comedies must have overused spam number cliches.MCG: Fine. Delete all spam.MCL: You have--MCG: And hate mail from Lewa0111 people who hate me.MCL: You--MCG: And threats from Moderators.MCL: You have 9 new messages.MCG: That's better. Display first message. MCG: I don't want to! I'l just escape!*He tries to run away, but is restrained by the leash that Gabriella put on him*MCG: Dang it. Oh well. Fine. MCG: This is a dumb question. Oh well, I suppose I won't give anything away about our evil plans by telling you that I hate tacos.Lewa0111: *pops in from nowhere* WHAT!? YOU HATE TACOS!!!!! DIE!!!!Moderator: style_emoticons/default/alert.gif:alert: Banned member! KILL!Lewa0111: style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif:fear: *runs away*MCG: That was odd. Tacos are dumb. Next question MCG: What? No! I don't want to--MMMPH!*spits*MCG: Viruses taste terrible. Next question. MCG: Our leaders and I want to get revenge on BZP's Administrators by causing chaos and horror among the forums and getting countless members banned for our actions. We love chaos! And yes,there are more than one of--HEY! You won't get me to reveal our secrets that easily!Gabriella: I think you just did reveal your secrets to us. Thanks!MCG: :glare:style_emoticons/default/glare.gif I hate you.Gabriella: Why thank you. Just keep going with the questions. MCG: style_emoticons/default/blink.gif:blink: I hate pie too. This is spam. Mysterious Cloaked Laptop, please delete.MCL: Done! Next question. MCG: Yes, in fact, we are the same organization--the Ferrets in Beige! The greatest organization with the most horrifically evil name EVER! And as to why, well, it's quite simple: we just...WAIT A MINUTE! NO WAY AM I TELLING YOU!Mesonak: :sly:MCG: What are you emoticonning at, Mesonak?Mesonak: *snickers*MCG: WHAT?Mesonak: Ferrets in Beige...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Gabriella: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!MCG: It's not funny... style_emoticons/default/sad.gif:( Next question.Gabriella and Mesonak: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MCG: How should I know? Next! MCG: No I don't! And what a dumb power to have anyway.*The Toa of Applesauce bursts into the topic*Toa of Applesauce: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! *eats MCG*MCG: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...END TOPICGabriella glanced down at where the Mysterious Cloaked Guy had just been eaten by the Toa of Applesauce owing to the randomness of 'Ask' comedies. "Well," she remarked to Mesonak, "that was interesting, to say the least.""We found out some good information on him, though. It sounds like this is a major issue."Gabriella nodded. "We need to warn the Administrators about what's going on right away. And find a way to contact Lewa0111."Mesonak grinned. "I know how to succeed at the latter, at least--I know a guy. The Toa of Real Life. He can find a way to connect you and Lewa# through use of Real Life."It's worth a try. I just hope we aren't too late.THE ENDNext: Gabriella meets Lewa#--IN REAL LIFE!?ToaG Productions, Inc. (In association with Lewa# Studios)~Toa Gabriella

I never bought Toa Mata Nui, so I can't comment...but my least favorite titan is probably Umbra. It's impossible to stand him up without him falling over because of the wheels, which look really out of place on a BIONICLE set...I still wish I'd bought Axonn or Brutaka instead! ~Toa Gabriella

Hi, everyone, I'm back to the forums! I showed up the first day they were back, then got distracted for a while...but Lewa# reminded me that he's reposting this comedy and that I need to repost my old chapters too! So, here goes! The BZ-Nui Hack WarsA BIONICLE comedy by Lewa0111!Gabriella Chapter 1: Invasions, Investigations, Instigations, Inventions, And Other Things That Start With 'In'The next morning, Toa Gabriella: Toa of Music woke up in her Offline Dormitory, in the exact same place where she had gone to sleep the night before. This was absolutely expected and ordinary. What was not expected and ordinary was the fact that...well, okay, there wasn't really anything that was out of the ordinary about that morning whatsoever. Deciding that this was probably a good thing, she prepared to enter the Home Page. Passing a newsstand with a headline proclaiming that BIONICLE: The Legend Reborn was slated to be released in about a year, right next to a stand selling pirated copies of BIONICLE: The Legend Reborn, she entered the forums, arriving in her usual location of the New Member Q&A Forum. She spotted an open topic and decided to enter it to see if she could be of some help. "You obviously can make a topic if you posted this' date='" said the first reply. About eighty-six more posts said things that were no more helpful than this. One post, by Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons, read, "If you scroll to the top or bottom of the forum, you will see a button labeled, 'Add Reply.' Click it and you can make a new topic." A few more posts offered nothing of any more value.Gabriella sighed and smacked the Report Button, which whisked her off to the Moderation Chamber of -Windrider-. "State your report," said -Windrider-'s secretary, a Ga-Matoran by the name of Some Random Blue Girl Who No One Cares About."The topic is full of spam replies that are mostly restating the obvious. The topic should be locked.""Fine. -Windrider- will take care of it soon; however, the Moderators are all very busy at the moment owing to recent circumstances.""Recent circumstances? Like what?""I don't know, I'm just a secretary."Shrugging, Gabriella left the Moderation Chamber and was redirected back to the New Member Q&A forum. Seeing no other open topics, she left and made her way down to the Library District, entering the Comedies Forum. Here, she finally spotted something unusual: there had been hardly any updates at all since the night before, and none whatsoever from Lewa0111. This in and of itself was odd, but the popular author's comedies '2009 Theories' and 'Ask Matau!' had also been closed. A sinking feeling began to come over her. "Hey, what are you doing in here?" demanded the captain of the submarine that she had somehow wandered into. "We're getting ready to sink! Get out!" He then kicked her out of the submarine, where she landed back on firm ground inside Comedies.She began breaking into a run toward the closed comedies, driven by a desire to find out what exactly was going on. When she was about halfway there, she collided headlong into another member. "Sorry," she apologized, picking up her Personal Messenger that she had dropped. Then she looked up, only to see the familiar face of Mesonak: The Shadow Warlord! "Mesonak! Sorry for running into you like this...""It's okay. I'd been hoping to talk to you; have you seen Lewa0111 around lately? The [i']real[/i] Lewa0111, I mean.""No, why? And what do you mean by 'real Lewa0111?'""I got a rather bizarre threat message via PM from him the other day, or at least it said it was from him. When I visited his profile, there was some noob impersonating him instead, though, so I reported him. I haven't seen the real Lewa0111 in a while. When did you see him last?""Just yesterday. Did you notice, though?" She pointed behind Mesonak to the ominous forms of the two closed comedies. "Lewa0111 wouldn't intentionally break rules in his comedies, and he would never ask for them to be closed. Something smells fishy.""I think that's probably him," said Mesonak, pointing to a random Matoran walking by, eating a large salmon. "But I still think we should check things out.""We could start by interrogating this 'impersonator' of his. Maybe he might provide some answers. Actually, come to think of it, I've seen quite a few impersonators around lately. I wonder what they're up to?""No idea. Let's grab a hyperlink." The two members then entered 'Ga-Metru School Musical' (which thankfully had not been closed yet) and used the link in Lewa0111's post to arrive at his profile.Gabriella looked around. "I don't see the imposter...or anyone else, for that matter." She strode over to the comments box and opened it. "Huh?""You could have just ed," Mesonak pointed out. He looked at the comments as well, many of them demanding Lewa0111 explain why he had sent threats and disturbing images to members he had never even had any contact with whatsoever."This doesn't make any sense," voiced Gabriella, obviously growing more concerned by the moment. "This is BZ-Nui. Things like this don't happen around here." Then, she caught a flash of brilliant pink out of the corner of her eye. "What's that?" When she saw what it was, she emoticonned, " "Group: Banned Members"Mesonak...look."Mesonak looked. "WHAT THE KARZAHNI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" he screamed. Pohatu attempted to appear, but since Lewa0111 was banned, he found himself blocked off from BZ-Nui. "How could--how did--when did--impossible!""I was thinking the same thing," Gabriella agreed. "Something's very wrong here.""Indeed it is," said a voice from behind them. The two members turned around to see a cloaked figure wearing a poorly drawn cardboard cut-out of a Pakari Nuva, wielding a strange keyboard-like device and a Tuurahk staff. Around his neck, he wore a sign that read, 'i iz a member ov BzP!1!11one.' "My name is...well, I have many names. All you really need to know is that I really, really dislike people who snoop around banned members like this. Lewa0111's loss was oh so tragic, and it wouldn't do to have people like you defiling his profile." His voice dripped with sarcasm."Lewa0111 WILL return!" shouted Mesonak, sending a blast of shadow toward the figure, who dodged it with ease. "You're outnumbered and alone, you creep!"Mesonak's next blast was countered with a shield projected from the keyboard-looking device. The cloaked figure ran forward, thrusting with the staff as Mesonak dodged it and quickly pulled out a keyboard, typing out a joke involving pie. A pie then materialized in his hand, which he smashed in his foe's face. Before he had time to recover from the sticky mess, Gabriella leaped forward, calling her constant companion Photok to her side from where he had been busy not existing in this comedy. The diminuitive toy-sized Matoran jumped to the ground and pulled out a tripwire, wrapping it around the enemy's feet while Gabriella kept him busy with repeated bursts of obnoxiously loud music from her music-note-shaped blade. Their foe pivoted to engage her, knocking her blade out of her hand with his staff and sending her flying backward while Mesonak attacked from behind, using his Personal Messenger to send several questions to their foe:

I'm pretty sure you already know where my vote's going! GMSM! ~Toa Gabriella

You know what's weird? The fact that the forums went down and "reset" TNI back to the beginning right after the last chapter you posted was one about time travel. Talk about a coincidence ...But I love how you worked the whole thing into the story. You're still my favorite writer, of course, and you always will be! I'm excited to read the "redone" chapters! ~Toa Gabriella

It really is great to be back, isn't it? (Thanks for telling me the forums were back, you're right, it's so weird by the way) I'll be looking forward to seeing more of your comedy around the forums! You're awesome, as usual! ~Toa Gabriella