Lowtuff

*gives hug*

this post was a lie it was a lie and it feels no shame for that i apologise on its behalf

okay remember when i said that rift would be up in summer 2012 when i began on it that that was not entirely truthful 2014/15 FTW

shorts i tell you in retrospect maybe moving to svalbard was not my greatest idea

IT IS FRIGGIN SNOWING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AND I AM WEARING SHOOOOOORTTSSSSS

it is snowing outside IT IS SNOWING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

it is snowing outside

Well, I'd just like to say; I like your shoelaces.

well, well, well then isn't tHIS JUST SPLENDID

woooooooooooooooooooooooooh

IS IT ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR SHORTS IN JANUARY? What do you think?

No you're not! I remember you well. How could I not? nice to see you still here. So then, what, if anything, happened in my absense?

I'd love to be allowed to talk about religion and politics.

OKAY I AM ACTUALLY BACK ON HERE NOW GUYS I SWEAR. aasdfghjkfghjkl:dfgfgghhh OH MY GOD I MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH AND I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT YOU GUYS AND PLEASE FORGIVE I JUSDTsjhevyjjkjnkn7knknjk ... ... ... Okay then, back for real this time! Wooh! So then, do any of you guys still remember me? I was the insane 12 year old Lord Of The Firax, champion of randomnity and general weird blag person! Well, Its good to be back, I'm going to stay this time, I mean it! ... ... ... Oh my. I forgot something. Something intergral to this blog. Something very important. Something that defined me. Something... OranGE AH YES THAT WAS IT! LOWTUFF IS TRUELY BACK IN BUISNESS NEARLY TWO YEARS OF HIATUS AND NOW I RETURN HECK YEAH!!! So then, do you guys remember me? What happened here while I was gone? I think i have a lot to catch up on... It's nice to be back. For real this time. -Lowtaff out

Thanks! I like using this style!

I'm still working on this, y'know. It'll be a while, but I'll get there. Do you like this poster?

its nice to know people still fear me...

Due to a combination of not having any time to work on comics, being separated from computers for large intervals and me accidentally deleting some important WIP'S I'm not going to be able to make THAIL, sorry guys. :/ I'll see if I can reboot it another time... Anyway, I'm back, and this time I'm back for real. It's been over a year since I was regularly posting stuff and now I can finally get back into BZP. I missed you guys. So, do you guys remember me? Are you all still here? I'd love to chat to you guys! It's been a long time! And now, ladies and gentlemen, your regularly scheduled insanity shall resume!

I just watched Inception for the first time. ... Oh my god. Hands down, that was easily the best movie I have ever seen. And seriously, the way it ended, wow. I think my brain melted from the awesome. ._.

Sorry for being late on my promise for THAIL but due to my homework obligations (I have had a large number of essays set curiously in the same time frame) I have been unable to finish what I was working on. Thankfully school is off for a week so I can finally finish it off. The THAIL topic should be up this week. Thanks for being patient with me guys!

When did I say I wasn't?

Unfortunately THAIL will probably be 2-3 more days due to homework. Sorry. :/

1/2/12 1212 12, 12 omg this is so wonderful hahaha look look at that the numbers they just look bhahahahahahahahaha it shows twelve twice isn't that funny the date today it it shows 12, 12 two twelves hooray is this not so very hillarious laugh with me my loyal readers ahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahah ha ... SHUT UP I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO POST TODAY OKAY. STOP JUDGING ME. Notice to American readers: SHUT UP OUR WAY OF DOING IT IS BETTER NOW GO USE IT BECAUSE I SAID SO. PS: alternately titled "the radioactive termite that controls Lowtuff's more inane blog posts is back, baby!

"The hull of the Starship ABEONA is made out of over 15 layers of pure bonded carbon nanotube plating and would survive a collision with space debris up to three quarters of its size! When you chose VoyagerX space travel, you chose safe space travel!" What is this? What is it about? Feel free to talk about it and ask questions in the comment section!

"THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE HAS BEEN RECORDED FOR YOUR SAFETY BY THE ANANCEAN SPACE AGENCY DEPARTMENT OF SPACE EMERGENCY PREVENTION, YOU ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PAY ATTENTION: In the unlikely scenario that the inner hull of the Starship ABEONA is breached and conditions are no longer optimal for continued stasis you will be awakened from your ASA I.S.S Pod and your suit shall switch to space modus. (If this does not happen automaticly with five seconds you will need to quickly switch it manually on your ASA Wrist-Com or your life will be in serious danger.) Once you have done this await instructions from the Help Drones. Thank you for listening, have a safe stasis sleep. MESSAGE FINISHED." What is this? What is it about? Feel free to talk about it and ask questions in the comment section!