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The first eight chapters are found here. But now, without further ado, I present Chapter 9. CHAPTER 9: In which the Zaphos Clan Family Reunion ends up becoming one with Russia TVTropes. It was night time. Wait, that isn't actually a very good introduction for this newest chapter. Let me try this again. The night covered the ground below, where many of Zaphos' descendants were partying happily. It had been a month, or was it a year? Maybe a year, since I've forgotten a few things in the half-year since I wrote the last chapter. However, that was not really important. The important thing was that it had been a certain unit of time since all the family members had seen each other. And what better to celebrate this than the greatest tradition of the generation, Karaoke Night? Despite the terrible grammar in the last paragraph, it was easier for a reader to see the two most important points of this chapter. The first was the fact that it was the reunion, the second was that Fred, Zy and friends were all going to be dragged into the clan's Karaoke Night, which was loved by many and detested by our somewhat anti-heroic, probably Welsh frostelus who may or may not have been born in Aberdeen. However, we are not here to debate if Fred was Welsh, or if he was born in a Scottish city which Montgomery Scott was supposed to come from, despite the fact that the greatest engineer of any ship named Enterprise didn't actually have the accent. We are here to follow the adventures of Fred and Zy, who were currently partying. Now let's get all of this purple prose out of the way and get on with the story. ARHGGH. Why am I randomly using terminology from TVTropes?! Fred was having a bad day. He had randomly awoken to the sound of someone who may or may not have been the author screaming about some random wiki to find that he had been dragged all the way to the lounge room where Karaoke was normally held. It also seemed that he couldn't escape, for his sister, Karen, was particularly genre savvy and had tied him up with a rope made out of smiley faces. TVTropes has truly ruined my life Ignoring the author again, which was actually a rather incredible feat seeing that the words were floating above him in italics, Fred quickly noted that he was alone in the room, which was still clean, meaning that the event had not started yet. He also noted that two more walls had been broken down in the time he had been awaken, so he decided to tell Junkyard later. "NEVILLE USES NAGINI'S BLOOD AS SOY SAUCE!" Sighing, the British frostelus turned to face Tropos, the only frostelus in their family to be an anthropomorphic representation. There was no Wikipedos, Googlos or Deathos, but there was Tropos, which meant that he wasn't actually supposed to canonical due to the fact TVTropes already had a Moe Anthropomorphic Representation in Trope-tan. However, unlike Trope-tan, this frostelus was connected to the entire wiki. THE. ENTIRE. WIKI. "And he will reject your bribes and kill your pets," Fred replied in a deadpan, knowing that his relative was currently cycling through the Memetic Mutation page of the site. "Neville would have done it in four books!" "Please shut up," he said, sighing again. "I know you can't help it, but it is rather annoying to see that you're spouting memes without doing anything that damages the fabric of reality." A frown appeared on Tropos' face. "I'M GONNA LOVE AND TOLERATE THE FAECES OUT OF YOU!" he shouted, causing Fred to slowly attempt to back away, failing due to the fact that the British frostelus was still trapped in the ropes of smiley faces. "DYNAMIC ENTRY!" Due to the fact that there should always be a heroic rescue in every single story, Animos conveniently kicked his way through a wall and slammed into Tropos. "Let me guess," said Fred, relieved that he had been saved. "You're gonna start wearing green spandex now aren't you?" "Nope," the anime-obsessed frostelus replied. "I only wear that during Cosplay Night." Any further discussion between the two was interrupted when Neelh entered through the hole Animos had made, along with Zy, Junkyard and Karen. "So Fred," said the zyglak, who was eating cookies. "You've finally awoken." The frostelus nodded, before pausing, realising something incredibly important. Actually, there were actually two important things on his mind. "Junkyard," he said, calling over to the Makuta. "Record two more breaks of the wall between realities." There was a nod, before the weapon-loving salesman began to write it down on a notepad. "Now all we need is for something incredibly random to happen," Fred said happily, ignoring his smiley-face ropes. "Why is that?" Neelh asked. "Plot convenience." The magical words of 'plot convenience' were known for making random things come out of nowhere in this piece of fiction, so when Fred had uttered the words, something ended up appearing. In this case, the randomness level of the chapter had reached critical mass, so all of the randomness had to reform into one large object, or being. "It's a GUNDAM!!!" Animos screamed upon seeing the giant robot appear. There was silence in the air as the group attempted to grasp the concept of what had happened. "We've had enough memes today," said Karen, who was trying not to lose her temper, for she still hadn't managed to set up Karaoke Night. "BUT IT'S A-" Fred and Zy watched in awe as Karen finally snapped and kicked the golden frostelus was drop-kicked into a wall.
