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Death is a simple thing. It is the opposite of living, which is what you are doing right now. It is what you would like to not be doing within the next five minutes. Unfortunately for all of you, you have been captured by the fearsome MAKUTA TOD (“Tod” means “Death” in German, for those of you unaware. Just ask Google! They are never wrong). Now, being captured by any old Makuta would be fine, but MAKUTA TOD likes to eat his subjects with shadow hands, and when MAKUTA TOD eats his subjects with shadow hands, his subjects die. Luckily for all of you, you are all selfless individuals, and have also all been conveniently trapped within a large room together – a room in which there is a vast variety of many various things that you all might use to defend yourselves or escape the shadow hands of MAKUTA TOD. Unluckily, it seems that selfishness (even the type of selfishness that involves self-defense, such as “oh my god that is a shadow hand coming to eat me I better jump behind this couch”) will cause you to die immediately. As in your heart (or whatever Matoran have) will instantly stop beating and your corpse will drop to the floor, and MAKUTA TOD will eat you. But of course, there are so many of you in this room that it won’t be a problem. For you are warriors of sunshine! And lollipopss! And rainbows? And you will defend each other to save each other, so that all of you might live again amongst the flowers! THE OBJECTIVE Keep each other alive until the game ends! You get one point every time that you save someone from MAKUTA TOD. Additional points will be given out for creativity, moral support, and other sunny dispositional things. Maybe I will give you extra points just because I am feeling nice, and that is what nice people do! If you have the most points at the end of the game, you win! If everybody is alive at the end of the game, you all get to be freed from the imprisonment of MAKUTA TOD! If someone somehow convinces MAKUTA TOD to join you on the side of sunshine and lollipops and rainbows, they will get a billion points! If this happens before the game ends though, then MAKUTA TOD’S boss will start trying to kill you. If you convince MAKUTA TOD’S boss to join you, then MAKUTA TOD’S boss’s boss will start trying to kill you. If you – well, you get the point. The game won’t actually end until it’s supposed to end. When you save someone from MAKUTA TOD, I will award you points, and then somebody must save you. If I am not around, multiple people can be saved in rapid succession and then I will give points whenever I return to the online world (if this happens, bonus points will be given for not being rude and leaving somebody to maybe die before I can make it back). The only rule is that you cannot be violent. Obviously. No hurting anybody, including MAKUTA TOD. If you do, negative points! Or maybe just a frowny face (which is worse). Anyway let’s go have a fun time! Become the Ultimate Sunshine Warriors! (I would caps that but MAKUTA TOD has caps on lockdown, sorry). PLAYER LIST Just sign up! However many people we have after 24 hours will be the people we play with. (This is also where points will be tracked). 1 - Shadow FF - 11 Mortal - Naota Takizawa - 15 Tod Jr - Smoke Monster - 17 Pikachu - Deemo - 14 Bird - Underscore - Batman - Kanohi Ko-llector - 14 Pineapple - Onaku - Clock - Vicarath - 16 Makuta - TOD - 4 Kindness
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Bugs! Of some kind have infested my roommate's and I's... room. And beds. I'll give you one guess as to what bugs they are and, if you guess right, I wouldn't know because we don't know what kind of bugs they are either. My money's on a carpet beetle, which is weird because there are no carpets in sight but I guess just because it's called a carpet beetle doesn't mean it's exclusive to carpets. I don't know. We're getting the room smoked out or whatever... the good thing about being in college is there's someone to do it for you. What sucks is we can't enter the room for a couple of days and we've been sleeping in the basement which probably has worse things going on than a few critters. In order to make you (and me) feel better about this, here is a video of dachshund puppies:
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