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Anybody remember this old comedy? As the name implies, it's based on ExXon gas stations. To summarize, Axonn (who changed his name), Brutaka, Jaller, Hahli, Minifigure Kongu, and some other characters run a gas station for BIONICLE characters, and insanity happens. This comedy was first written in late 2006, and never had too many chapters in the first place. Which, thankfully, means not a whole lot was lost. So anyway, here it is again! (NOTE: Everything below this point was reposted verbatim from the original) AxXon: Chapter 1 A Gas Station Comedy! Axxon: Umm...since when are there gas stations in BIONICLE??? Lewa0111: Because I said so! And your name sounds enough like ExXon to work. Axxon: Oh, okay. Narrator: One day, Axxon, Brutaka, Jaller, Hahli, and Minifigure Kongu were wandering around. Jaller: Wander wander wander... Narrator: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY 'WANDER' JUST DO IT!! Jaller: Sheesh. Narrator: Anyway, they were all wandering when suddenly Makuta came running out of nowhere and stealled all their money! Axxon: It's 'stole' not 'stealled!' Narrator: Hey! I never went to college! Everyone: Jaller: Hey guys! We lost all our money! Minifigure Kongu: Thanks for the news flash, Captain Obvious. Jaller: I'll step on you! Minifigure Kongu: Jaller: That's better. Brutaka: BETTER! SMASH STUFF!! Axxon: How can we make money? Hahli: What about running a fast food restaurant? Minifigure Kongu: Nah, too cliche. Brutaka: CLICHE! SMASH STUFF!! Axxon: Let's just pretend we don't know him. All 3 Inika: Good idea. Jaller: I know! I got an idea, Axxon! Axxon: What? Jaller: We could run a gas station, and call it 'Axxon'! Axxon: Okay...but let's capitalize the second 'X'. Jaller: Why? Axxon: Because that way we can copy off of ExXon. Jaller: That makes sense. Axxon: So where will we get construction workers from? Lewa0111: I have some we can borrow from 'The Nuva Inn!' *All of a sudden, 1,000 monkeys appear and build a gas station in 10 seconds, then disappear* Hahli: Lewa0111: What? Axxon: Now for the sign. Brutaka: SIGN! SMASH STUFF!! Axxon: I don't know. Let's decide jobs. I'll be the manager, because it's named after me. Jaller, you can be assistant manager, and Brutaka will be the cashier. Hahli, you'll work the gas valve pump things, and Minifigure Kongu, you can be the janitor. Minifigure Kongu: Why do I have to be janitor? Axxon: Because I'll step on you if you don't! Minifigure Kongu: *Later...* *Takanuva pulls up in his Ussanui* Takanuva: I'll get some gas, please. Hahli: What kind? Regular, Protodermisally Charged, or Really Old Car Gas? Takanuva: Protodermisally? Is that even a word? Hahli: It is now. Takanuva: Oh, okay. You know, I think you're kind of hot. *Jaller runs out* Jaller: DON'T TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND!! Takanuva: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *goes flying to the moon* *On the moon* Takanuva: That's one small step for Toa, one giant leap for BIONICLEkind! *Back at AxXon* Axxon: *puts up a sign that says, 'AxXon'* There! B) Jaller: Great! But how will we get customers? Hahli: Oh well. Let's fill 'er up! *starts pumping Protodermisally Charged gasoline into the Ussanui, then walks over to Jaller* Jaller: Was that good enough for you? Hahli: Of course! Minifigure Kongu: Knock it off with the 'wub' emoticons!!! Jaller and Hahli: Fine. Brutaka: FINE! SMASH STUFF!! *Suddenly they hear a hissing sound* Jaller: Hahli, did you remember to watch the gas tank being filled? Hahli: Err...umm...gotta go! *runs inside* Ussanui: BOOM!! *explodes* Jaller: That went well. Lewa0111: Hopefully Chapter 2 will be better. THE END Ussanui: Hey! I only got one line in the entire chapter! Lewa0111: You can't even talk! Ussanui: Oh yeah. Likey? No likey? Pie? Please post! Also, I AM accepting Guest Stars, so PM away!