believe victims Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 part 1: the confilct beGINSpartt 2: lookig over the walk like hunpty dumpty dufepart #: oh wow way too BRAKE th WALL DOFUSprat 4: this polo doesent hav any horsesspart5: hot hot hot as a TATTER TOTpat 6: transmorpherspart 77: the end?????? I hope you can all appreciate the hard work I put into making this entry yet another work of art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSciFiGuy Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I don't know what to say....but I did laugh at the Gregs Quote Bionicle: ANP aims to create narrated versions of all the Bionicle books, with voice actors for each character, and music taken from various media to enhance the story. Check here if you're interested in voicing a character, and here for the chapters that've already been released!Formerly: Tahu Nuva 3.0Looking for a Bionicle Beanie. Black one with the symbol on it. Contact me if you are willing to sell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZippyWharrgarbl Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 This is the most beautiful, artistic thing I've ever seen. My eyes are watering as I fall to my knees, entranced by the sheer power of the comic. There will be nothing as heart-shatteringly graceful as this ever again in the history of mankind. Quote Memoirs of the Dead entry: The Unknown Turaga, a tale from the late Chronicler Kodan's journal. Strakk's Best Friend, the story of a confusing yet somehow canon friendship. Terrible Comics, a collection of comics that are terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Evo Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 This is the best entry in the contest and anyone who doesn't see its majesty is a nonbeliever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NX09 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 This is by far one of the most beautiful things I have ever read.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 (edited) I was going to change the topic tags to "best topic" and "on BZP" but then I saw this thread. Anyway the point is all this is missing is>KUBOOOOOOO Edited July 22, 2013 by -Windrider- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 (edited) Greg is the worst monster ever. I loled.Were you trying to parody Bionicle critics? Because if that was your aim, you did good. Edited July 22, 2013 by fishers64 Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 BAC has once again outdone itself and reached new heights of glory. You have successfully balanced comedy and drama in a single masterpiece of a comic, and it would be a massive shame if it did not win the entire contest. In fact, I move that the contest be canceled and this glorious comic immediately crowned winner. Quote avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I love how Greg answers every question with a quote.I cannot discuss future storyline. Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reznas Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 The graphics are atrocious and the story is flawed and everything sucks. But it's enjoyable, because all those things are meant to be. -Rez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hohenheim Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 be right back, mopping up bits of exploded brains off of the floor. Quote Previously known as Aiwendil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle K. Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Oh no, not again...Definitely not entering a comic this time, hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-DJ- Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) i had tears in my eyes while reading thistears of joythe story is gripping, the graphics are beautiful, ANGELIC evenit has given me renewed faith in all of humanitythere is no universe i want to live in where this doesnt win first place Edited July 23, 2013 by Madame D. Judgement Quote i know what youre thinking, whos gonna care what shoes shes wearing but BELIEVE ME, WOMEN notice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Noise Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 When will this masterpiece be displayed in the louvre Quote bring back "an cool dude" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Kayn Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Like if u cry evry tiem Quote Kayn's Thought: My hiatus of Bionicle has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
believe victims Posted July 23, 2013 Author Share Posted July 23, 2013 When will this masterpiece be displayed in the louvreSadly, never; they rejected it after careful consideration. Instead, I have chosen to situate it in a small orphanage in Kentucky, so the children may have something inspiring in their darkest moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Please tell me there will be more. Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
believe victims Posted July 23, 2013 Author Share Posted July 23, 2013 Please tell me there will be more.You're in luck, for this masterpiece is merely an individual saga of the continuing BIONICLES ADVENTURS COMIXS. In relation to BAC canon, the contest entries are like anime movies; they function apart from the main canon. If need be, there may be validation of their stance in canon, such as the main villain of the SHRERLOCK HOMES arc making later appearances, but for now, ATTACK ON BIONICELS is a standalone entity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Well, yeah, I knew that it was a continuation of the BAC. I JUST WANT THIS STANDALONE SAGA TO CONTINUE. Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Evo Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Well, yeah, I knew that it was a continuation of the BAC. I JUST WANT THIS STANDALONE SAGA TO CONTINUE.Well, maybe it will continue in the Toa Hagah serial next summer. Edited July 23, 2013 by Gerlicky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime Paradox Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) Please tell me there will be more.You're in luck, for this masterpiece is merely an individual saga of the continuing BIONICLES ADVENTURS COMIXS. In relation to BAC canon, the contest entries are like anime movies; they function apart from the main canon. If need be, there may be validation of their stance in canon, such as the main villain of the SHRERLOCK HOMES arc making later appearances, but for now, ATTACK ON BIONICELS is a standalone entity. I think this post would have been much better if you had just said "the BAC contest entries are like anime movies" with no further clarification Edited April 25, 2014 by Lime Paradox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 btw lime gets +4000 proto for the attock on bionicles theme sonf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime Paradox Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 (edited) btw lime gets +4000 proto for the attock on bionicles theme sonf Pumpkin made it I just added the Bionicle Brain and Storming the Burning Fields parts and also made the whole thing sound a bit more horrible Not saying I don't deserve the +4000 proto anyway though ALSO here it is for BZP to enjoy Edited April 25, 2014 by Lime Paradox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 The amount of joy and gory bits that exploded from my body is far too grisly and inappropriate for the forums, but by gosh it was fantastic. There is no work of art that can surpass this master piece. It has transcended any known form of self expression and art in the known universe. Even if we combined all our consciences as one being even then we could not fully understand and fathom this glorious rendition of what it means to not only be human, but to be bionicle. This is the next step in the evolution of our species. Please everyone, make this the rule, not the exception. This is what it means to live. If anything could make chuck Norris cry, it is this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canama Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 (edited) Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I didn't read this when it first popped up on my tumblr dashboard; instead I waited till now. fortumantley after 90 yeares it was worth th ewait? Edited July 30, 2013 by Canama Quote man remember when no one would dream of making a forum site without signatures that was tight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
believe victims Posted August 10, 2013 Author Share Posted August 10, 2013 this isnt for the contest in fact i specifically waited until it was OVER to make this but its been brewing in my head since i left that CLIFFHANGER now you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 A majestic end to the stunning story. How fitting. Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroxx Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Whaaaaaat. I don't even. My eyes are bleeding from all that turmoil of colours. What a horrendeously magical and beautiful beast. XD Quote New pages are up! Click to see latest! \(°u°)/ Gallery & conceptart topic - Current: Pre-mut & pre-ev Makuta: Krika | Antroz | Vamprah | Miserix | Bitil | .. Older pics: Helryx's Fury | Makuta Sethuldur | Order's Call (no necro k? C8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 If this new comic was actually part of the entry, it would be even more of a hands-down winner. You rose to the challenge of improving upon something already so perfect, and the completion of this feat brings tears to my eyes. Truly wonderful. Quote avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
believe victims Posted August 14, 2013 Author Share Posted August 14, 2013 Want to support BAC?????????? Well now you can with this BUNTON. Put it in your sig to show that you support the BEST entry [img=http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/zakitano1/comics/bac/button.png] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Best decision ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Oh boy. I think I might have to change my sig. Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarity Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Well, this was probably in the bottom 3 comics I've read in my life. Didn't make much sense, and some things were hard to read because of the coloring and font style. Quote >Not reading the first greentext story on BZP >2013 Be a cool kid and vote for mighty morphin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Well, this was probably in the bottom 3 comics I've read in my life. Didn't make much sense, and some things were hard to read because of the coloring and font style. I think you might have missed the point.Have you ever read SBaHJ? Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canama Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Want to support BAC?????????? Well now you can with this BUNTON. Put it in your sig to show that you support the BEST entry [img=http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/zakitano1/comics/bac/button.png]I think you mean "only entry"Cause anyone who says there are more entries is wrong Quote man remember when no one would dream of making a forum site without signatures that was tight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaru Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I don't think you get how much I love this comic. It perfectly displays in superb detail the death of Bionicle. Thank you. Quote Spoiler Alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarity Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Well, this was probably in the bottom 3 comics I've read in my life. Didn't make much sense, and some things were hard to read because of the coloring and font style. I think you might have missed the point.Have you ever read SBaHJ? Even if it's based off something, it's still hard to read.And I'm sure I'd still think it sucks if I read SBaHJ. Quote >Not reading the first greentext story on BZP >2013 Be a cool kid and vote for mighty morphin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-DJ- Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Well, this was probably in the bottom 3 comics I've read in my life. Didn't make much sense, and some things were hard to read because of the coloring and font style. I think you might have missed the point.Have you ever read SBaHJ? Even if it's based off something, it's still hard to read.And I'm sure I'd still think it sucks if I read SBaHJ. im not sure you really understand thoughsee, the criticisms you raised arent really criticisms in that the comic is deliberately written and designed to make it as nonsensical and garish as possiblethats the jokeif you dont get or like the joke then thats fine, but you cant really call it a bad comic if it was specifically designed to be the way you criticised it foralso, pardon my french but i find it rather rude that youd just flat out say something "sucks" just because you arent happy with the jokelike, constructive criticism tends to not be mean-spirited like your response was, so in future if youre going to criticise something (though again, the criticisms you raised here arent exactly valid but whatever) i suggest using somewhat more contructive language, thanks Quote i know what youre thinking, whos gonna care what shoes shes wearing but BELIEVE ME, WOMEN notice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarity Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Well, this was probably in the bottom 3 comics I've read in my life. Didn't make much sense, and some things were hard to read because of the coloring and font style. I think you might have missed the point.Have you ever read SBaHJ? Even if it's based off something, it's still hard to read.And I'm sure I'd still think it sucks if I read SBaHJ. im not sure you really understand thoughsee, the criticisms you raised arent really criticisms in that the comic is deliberately written and designed to make it as nonsensical and garish as possiblethats the jokeif you dont get or like the joke then thats fine, but you cant really call it a bad comic if it was specifically designed to be the way you criticised it foralso, pardon my french but i find it rather rude that youd just flat out say something "sucks" just because you arent happy with the jokelike, constructive criticism tends to not be mean-spirited like your response was, so in future if youre going to criticise something (though again, the criticisms you raised here arent exactly valid but whatever) i suggest using somewhat more contructive language, thanks Actually, it wasn't mean-spirited. I feel it sucks, that's my opinion. No need for anyone to get so upset about.And if we're critiquing each other, you used very poor grammar in that post. Quote >Not reading the first greentext story on BZP >2013 Be a cool kid and vote for mighty morphin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAY AS HECK Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 settle down sally Quote G A Y A S H E C K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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