Ghidora131 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Sigh. Well, I'm back again. Now, hold the rotten tomatoes for just a second, and let me explain. I come home from work only to find Vezon sitting on my couch, and he won't leave. I told him as long as he doesn't fuze anything together, he can stay and have an ask series on BZP. (Note: He's driving me insane. Please help!) Anyway, here are the rules: 1: One question at a time. 2: Only questions that are random count. (Why is the sky blue, What do you think about Kane-ra, Etc.) 3: Vezon is random. Don't trust him. Okay, ask away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Vezon, please define "random" 1 save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 31, 2014 Author Share Posted August 31, 2014 VEZON: Well, what do you say when you see me? I mean, I could have been defused into a blue spike from Vezok. Uggh, I hate uttering his name. Another good description is if you take a Marshmallow Peep, and put it in the oven. Let it bake for 30 minutes. Then, gingerly place it in a Ziploc bag, and freeze it for 15 minutes. Who knows what it will be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 4, 2014 Author Share Posted September 4, 2014 Any more questions, anyone? My insanity only comes for a limited time, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Vezon, have you ever stood on a Matoran? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Did you ever try to use your spear of fusion on your foot? 1 I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Gallifrey Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Vezon, did you catch 'em all? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share Posted September 5, 2014 All right, Triple Answer Time! 1. Yes, actually. I was a substitute chiropractor for seven minutes (The original chiropractor "completely agreed"), and I found out: Never use the stand on back=back relief when you are three times bigger than your torture subject Client. 2. No, but I did try to fuse a can of tuna to my head. Woohwee, that was something. Sudden waterfalls inside my obviously super intelligent brain of absolute fish thought- Owowoww, that hurt! I haven't eaten tuna since. Wait, what is tuna? 3. Oh yeah, I caught 'em all. All 368 crickets in the grass last night! I fused them together into my new pet bird, Charlie(Isn't he cute?) Okay, it was really a cricket avocado, give me a break. Not that earlier spinal cord break, I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Hey Vezon, Hareelaquanda Pahninslur. (Try google searching it, and you'll find no results at all!) 1 I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share Posted September 5, 2014 Well, same to you:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Gallifrey Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 What is The Shadowed One's real name? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Is the question of you getting Ghidora's couch adestiny war? 1 My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 6, 2014 Author Share Posted September 6, 2014 Not unless that war requires a chainsaw. Oh, and the Shadowed one's name is....Now, i'll get hated for saying it, it's why he called himself the Shadowed one.It's... PNARGLESARP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Are you secretly Vezok in disguise? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 7, 2014 Author Share Posted September 7, 2014 No.. I'm actually Vezon inside! (rips off Vezon rubber mask) Never would have guessed it, would ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 How did I get these scars? 1 "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Is this bad idea 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Why does a keyboard say qwertyuiop on the top row? 1 I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share Posted September 9, 2014 (edited) You got the scars when I punched you. What? don't remember that? I do. I remember everything.......Wait, what were we talking about? No, this is not bad idea. The letters at the top of the keyboard indicate the coded missle guideline for all nukes in the world.Isn't that happy? I can finally fuse a Toa to pure radiation! Edited September 9, 2014 by ghidora131 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 (edited) Alright, I'll give this a shot. 1. Vezon, what do you think about Bionicle officially returning next year?2. Are you going to be apart of it?3. Do you miss being fused to Vezok? That is all the questions I can think of right now. Edited September 9, 2014 by Toa Smoke Monster 1 Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 Bionicle returning? aww man, I was looking forward to no more toa ever. Am I going to be part of it? I already am! I'm the one coming up with all the artificial conformation pics on Lego.com! What did you think? Do I miss being fused to that pathetic excuse for a being? No, because I technically didn't exist then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Do you also have a green tongue? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 Egad! Have you ben looking at my flickr stream? How else would you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Is it true that there is a painting in turaga dumes house of you,him, and a zyglak hanging out on a sletian beach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 You forgot we are lounging on tahu's rotten corpse, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Is Tic-Tac-Toe a conspiracy theory? 1 I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 No, it's a truth. Tic-tac-toe was invented to make people waste Tic-tac breath mints, by stepping on them in some numerical order. It's the truth! Belive it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I'm going to ask ghidora131's example: Why's the sky blue? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 What do you think about Kane-re? 1 I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Green Ninja Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Did you enjoy being a part of the Order of Mata Nui? 1 "We didn't lose the battle. Today, we just lost the fight." -Lloyd GarmadonAvid collector of LEGO for many, many years. Feel free to private message me, or email me at greenninjaatcp@gmail.com, and I'll be happy to help. A ninja never quits!Visit the Mixels Wiki! http://www.mixels.wikia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 Well, there you go. Now that pathetic being is the one who's questions get answered. Oh well, here we go: The sky is blue because one day, a Toa of water was walking along, and found the staff of fusion(randomly). she touched it with her water, and it fused her flesh and armor into the sky. And that is why the sky is blue. Kane-ra are fun. They are. So why do they gore people with their horns, Rampage through villages, and cause havoc? To eliminate those who think they are not fun. The order was... Interesting. I mean, Brutaka was a real pain sometimes, but I think it was enjoyable. Just about as enjoyable as getting your nice, happy face run over by a car. So fun. So enjoyable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 What is the Doctor's name? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Are light bulbs venomous? 1 I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 12, 2014 Author Share Posted September 12, 2014 Which doctor? Ahahaha.. That was a good joke. Anyway, the doctor's name is....DR. MARIO! And yeslightbulbsareextremelyvenemousdontevertouchthemokaybye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Well, this is different from what usually comes to mind when I think of an "Ask Comedy". And "Ask Vezon" brings back memories of a completely different story. Anyway, I must say: this really seems more like you answering questions instead of through the character of Vezon. 1 http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 If you were stuck on an island covered in Madu Cabolo, and all you had was a piece of bread that had been soaked in thornax stew for a week, how would you escape? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 13, 2014 Author Share Posted September 13, 2014 That sounds oddly specific, not like I usually am. The answer is as simple as Pi x 45. I fuse a tortoise to that piece of bread and call it Charlie. Then I use the natural resources to construct a guided missile, and tie Charlie to it. then, I shoot it off, blowing him up in the process. I proceed to pick up his remains, and fuse them back into a disfigured corpse. I then stuff it full of fuzz and throw it in the water, with a note on its back that reads that a poor little girl is stranded here from the OoMN, with valuable information regarding dark hunters. When the dolts who belive it show up, around five minutes later, I kill them and take their transportation device. The entire process takes about 53 min. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Wow, that insanely ingenious (just like you), but how would you do it if the island was just a small 10x10 pile of sand with no trees or resources? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timageness Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 How do you feel about not being one of the BZPRPG villians so far? 1 Epics: Hero Factory: ContagionRPG Characters:BZPRPG CharactersRPG History:The Asylum, Bionifight Infinite, Year 60,000, Matoran und Panzer, HF RPG 2.0, Wasteland, Corpus Rahkshi, SkyriseGM Résumé:Matoran und Panzer (Formerly Appointed Co-GM), Corpus Rahkshi (Former Substitute Co-GM) Feel free to shoot a PM my way if you're waiting for me to respond to something and I've been taking a while to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 Well, I will answer both those questions right now. I will use my ability to travel to my pocket dimension in the upcoming RPG(credit to The Lorax), and be safe. Also, that RPG he's doing: I'm the hero in it. You can see what I mean in the RPG planning topic, 22nd page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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