Steal the Mask 3

[skratchR]

When a hole opens so that he can fall to Hades, you slip and fall in. I happen to be near.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Turns out Pluto has a grudge against you as well. He kills you, as well as everyone else, then as Hades traps us all in his Underworld.

 

Now begins the Underworld saga. This is official, btw, I created the topic, so yeah.

 

Hades' mask.

[Volatile]

I take a golden hilted lightsaber with a green plasma blade you all bow before me because of how awesome this lightsaber is

 

my mask

[McNugget]

Now in the Underworld, I go get Leonard Nimoy, and while you are all Celebrating, I Take the Mask

[Ford]

Using all of the money that I got from winning the lawsuit (from a loophole  ), I purchase enough armor and weapons to make my way into the underworld.

 

I then use the weapons to disintegrate the person before me.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

You were already in the underworld, dummy. Anyway, I make my way to Tartarus and summon a terrifying monster from it. By using an artifact I had secretly obtained from Hades earlier, I take control of it, and start to make my way through the Underworld, my goal to break down the gates and escape. The monster steps on you on the way, but I pay no heed to the mask, as my goal of living of greater import than the mask that represents it.

 

What I don't know is that if I break down the gates of the Underworld, I would be allowing every dead soul to escape back to the Overworld, thus dooming every living thing to an apocalypse of the dead. But I am so determined to get out, that even if I knew this fact, I might disregard it and continue anyway.

 

Not your mask, but my Tartarus beast, and incoming freedom.

[McNugget]

I Go upstairs To mount Oly using the Escalator, and Get Poseidon and Zeus to come down and Destroy Tartarus and Hades

Toa Onaku is Rendered Useless

 

My mask

[ShadowVezon]

(mount Oly?)

However, Tartarus is actually where the really bad people go. Destroying Tartarus releases them into the unsuspecting world. We only really need to care about one of those souls though, the most dangerous being in the Underworld. That would be moi. Thanks for giving me an immortal army with which to raze the world, Dragon11603. I couldn't have done it without you.

 

My Mask.

Edited March 5, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon

[McNugget]

(MOunt Olympus)

I get on my Rocket Ship, Shoot a Lazer at you, Grapple the Mask, and Fly into Space!!!

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

(I know what you meant.)

I use the soul power that I've been sapping from my entourage to fly after you. I rip a hole in your rocket to cause decompression and rid you of oxygen, so you die of anoxia. I then grab the Mask and fly back down to Earth.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

By the time you get back, I've already sealed your army of undead, as well as all the stray souls, into their respective afterlives again. The surprise causes you to loosen your grip on the mask for a fraction of a second, allowing me to surprise you from behind and grab the mask as you gaze up on my decoy. Gotcha!

 

My mask.

[McNugget]

I ruined your Underworld Steal the Mask by making it Space Steal Der Mask

BY LIFTING EVERYONE INTO SPACE!!!

 

My Mask

[Onaku]

Hah, joke's on you, my "Underworld Steal the Mask" was already over. And space? Space is no problem. Cue the ancient entity!

 

I slip away in the chaos.

 

My mask.

[Grungemeister]

After slipping into the chaos, you slip on a banana peel and drop the mask.

 

My mask.

[user-402520536]

I vandalize your face.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Darn banana peels, always foiling my plans of stealing the mask... ok, this is actually the first time BUT CURSE YOU, BANANA PEELS!

 

 

 

The cheese empire declares war on bananas and I hit you with an aluminum bat. My mask.

[user-402520536]

The aluminum bat turns out to be made of aluminum foil. Ahkeelyoo.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

But your keeling of me only makes me more powerful than you could possibly fathom. You try fathoming my power, and your head explodes, then implodes, then explodes again.

 

My mask.

[user-402520536]

You're caught in the explosion. Unlike me, this is fatal to you.

 

My mask.

[McNugget]

I hire Dark hunters to kill you

 

My Mask

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I pay the Dark Hunters double your price to kill you.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I pay the Dark Hunters nothing, and instead trick them to kill all of my enemies, before then tricking them further into killing each other. 

 

My mask.

[user-402520536]

But I'm not your enemy. We're beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

SAY THAT TO THE BARREL OF MY GUN, YOU *insert extremely provocative and hurtful insult here*!!

 

My mask.

[user-402520536]

I lean in to the barrel of the gun and say, " We're best friends!" The gun likes it so much it jumps into my hands. I then blow a hole in your face.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

By blowing my face off, you show my gun that you were lying all along. It jumps out of your hands and blows your face off.

 

I then walk up to the scene, where you and my decoy lie with their faces blown off.

 

My mask.

[user-402520536]

Question: What's this?

 

Answer: 

BOMBS!!!

No-one's mask.

[McNugget]

I claim the mask for I am a part-time Bomb-Squad

 

My Mask and Part-Time job

Edited March 6, 2015 by Dragon11603

[Onaku]

You think using bombs will work? On ME?!! Son, I've been using bombs since before this game even started. Heck, bombs are one of my specialties. A trademark of mine, you could even say. Now, you wanna know what happens when you try to use bombs on me? I RIG YOU (and Dragon11603) WITH THEM!

 

My mask.

Edited March 6, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[user-402520536]

They fail to go off due to your amateur bombworking skills. Mine don't. Soon, you and all your decoys are smoldering craters.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Except what you thought was amateur bomb making skills was actually just a trap. As you think you are safe with the mask, it turns out that even the one you thought was the real me was a decoy, and I promptly detonate the REAL bombs, blowing you straight to kingdom come.

 

My mask.

[McNugget]

That was my Stunt double you Rigged to explode, I have 1826915239529 of them, now though i have 1826915239528 of them

I rig you AND all your Stunt Doubles to explode.

 

My Mask, or is it my Stunt Double's mask?

[user-402520536]

My decoy tells your decoy to kill you with bombs. Turns out the bombs were a decoy, and the real bombs are in my decoy's decoy's hands. Unfortunately, your decoy's decoy's decoy has even real-er bombs that turn out to be decoys. I come back from kingdom come and kill your decoy with decoy bombs.

 

Wait what?

 

My decoy's decoy's decoy's decoy's mask.

Edited March 6, 2015 by Aerixx: Gukko Lord

[McNugget]

Yeah, well your Decoy's Decoy's Decoy's Decoy is really my Decoy's Decoy's Decoy's Decoy's Assistant's Brother's Son's Daughter's Grandmother's Cousin's Roommate's Decoy.

 

Boom

 

My Mask

[Onaku]

Suddenly, the decoy wars break out, ravaging everything, and eliminating all decoys. From this comes me, you, and Dragon11603, the genuine articles, with a grudge for each other. And then a bomb goes off.

 

Not our mask.

[McNugget]

Im still a Bomb Squad, I activate my Olmak and... We enter a new realm

*Pokemon theme plays*

Bomb Squad encountered an armed bomb

Armed Bomb uses, Explode

*KAPOW*

It doesn't Affect

Bomb Fainted!

Bomb Squad Earned 283720137210 Exp.!

Bomb Squad Evolved into ULTIMATE RULER OF SPACE AND TIME

 

And I was Bomb Squad

 

My Mask

Edited March 6, 2015 by Dragon11603

[user-402520536]

Your game crashes.

 

My mask.

Edited March 6, 2015 by Aerixx: Gukko Lord

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I use the power of SCIENCE(!) to turn you into a fly. You are then eaten by a frog.

 

My Mask.

[user-402520536]

What's this? I am the frog!

 

My mask.

[Dane-gerous]

I slam into Aerixx, shoot Aerixx in the face with a lemon revolver and toss the mask to SV. "I'm back, ######."

Edited March 6, 2015 by Sharkydane