Mr. House Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 -The Lord of the Rings (1978): After watching and enjoying the animated Hobbit movie, I figured I'd give this movie a try. It out to be utterly horrible. Rotoscoped orc-things, the merging of Fellowship of the Ring and Two Towers, and the campy intro are the worst parts of it.-Marmaduke: I'm not even going to explain how bad this filn is.-Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief: I expected more out of this movie, especially because it was made by Chris Columbus. They took an excellent book and ruined it. They aged the characters by several years in order to tap into the teenaged market and screwed up the story. And if I meet the person who added Lady Gaga music the Lotus Casino part, I'll slap him/her. -Eragon: Seems strangely like Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, but with dragons. I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padishah Mehmet II Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Eragon and Twilight.Though Twilight less, because nothing better was to be expected.Eragon was at least decent as a novel - ignoring the marysueishness and outright bad writing of the Elves, it was a book that did not make you throw up after reading. The movie disappointed me much, much more than the book.Twilight, well. It's not worse than the book because it simply can't be.-Dovydas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavakai Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 (edited) Gentlemen Broncos. I thought I'd give it a chance, since it was made by the same people as Napoleon Dynamite. But it was the stupidest movie I have ever seen in my entire life, and if I'd seen Twilight I'd probably still say that. Edited November 23, 2011 by Tavakai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLuke Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I second Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. I really like the books but the movie wasjust terrible. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 (edited) Guys, the Twilight movies are not that bad. Let's all admit it. They are not that bad.The worst thing about the movies are not the movies, not the books, but the fans. And the attention it gets.My nominee for worst movie ever has to be The Hangover. It's so, so stupid. Edited November 23, 2011 by The Change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha123 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Guys, the Twilight movies are not that bad. Let's all admit it. They are not that bad....In your opinion... If the Kanohi masks are a type of technology and most of the MU citizens are Biomechanical beings then how would a Kanohi mask recognize the difference between a Matoran and a Toa? Muffin button Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Hating on Twilight is so done. It's been so done. It doesn't make you look cool or clever to hate Twilight. The movies and books aren't that good, no, but I can list plenty of movies that sucked way more than the Twilight series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotcom Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I think Twilight hate is rather overstated. No, they're not good movies/books, but they aren't the worse thing to ever happen. The most anoying thing about it is the is the incessant whining people (Haters and fans alike) sprout out. The series is underrated and overrated by both camps and that's stupid.Anyways, I have to say Percy Jackson or Eragon, too. Those movies were terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumata Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 The Last Airbender.The opening mimics the cartoon series' opening, yet instead of using the actual Chinese characters the show puts into the background they are replaced by random squiggles. This is the first of many, many things the movie inexplicably does wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBCCD Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 (edited) Hating on Twilight is so done. It's been so done. It doesn't make you look cool or clever to hate Twilight. The movies and books aren't that good, no, but I can list plenty of movies that sucked way more than the Twilight series. people are allowed to hate twilight if they want. they're most likely not doing it to be "cool or clever".i personally greatly disliked the film Black Swan. far too predictable (considering they basically tell you the entire plot in the first 15 minutes) and the main character was far from likable. Aronofsky is apparently incapable of making likable characters, as i had already learned from Requiem for a Dream, a movie about a bunch of drug-addicts. it was basically a movie about a wimpy girl who gives you no reason to like her, who gets involved in the apparently creepy and sexually inappropriate world of ballet dancing (bs) and then goes crazy because she's too wimpy and weak minded to control herself while she tries to do two different dances in the same performance.oh and then she stabs herself.oh and there's a lesbian scene which added nothing to the film and was clearly added to sell tickets.great way to spend $10 i tell you... Edited November 23, 2011 by BBCCD This topic so far If a tree falls in a forest and we're too far away to hear it, did a tree fall? Vs. If a tree falls in a forest and we're too far away to hear it trees don't exist and never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulpelibrorum Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Oh man, I've seen a lot of dud movies. The most recent terrible movie that I had the misfortune to try to watch was called "She Freak". It was airing on TCM about a month ago and I was a bit curious, so I recorded it on the DVR. That movie seemed to be fronted as some kind of horror picture, but the whole movie up to the last 15 minutes were nothing but endless sequences of a dumb teenage girl joining a sketchy carnival and going out with the guy who runs the sideshow. During the somewhat more interesting last 15 min. a jealous lover killed the guy, and she smiled stupidly over his dead body. Then all the freaks ambushed her and she became a horribly ugly muppet.But in terms of the absolute worst acting, script, and story, the prize goes to Mexican filmmaker Abal Salazar's "Curse of the Aztec Mummy". Corny to the point of hilarity and written, acted in, and directed by Abal Salazar, this movie is totally disjointed and seems to follow the "exploits" of an obese superhero cheesely beating up gangsters or something. It is actually almost completely devoid of any Aztec Mummy at all, with the exception of a few scenes apparently taken from another movie about an aztec mummy. If you are ever lucky enough to stumble on this or one of his other horror movies, you will be on the floor laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Beat Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I'm pretty good at avoiding movies that seem to be bad, but I'm not great at it.So my submission: The original Japanese Ju-On: The Grudge.The movie felt so boring to me. ~Avatar's original image was made by the incomparable Egophiliac.~ ~Electronic Manic Supersonic Bionic Energy~~"If I am afraid of criticism, I won't be able to challenge anything new." - BoA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickeens Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Solar Crisis and The Fifth Element are the first films that come to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrd Bid Ful Araed Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I tend to avoid movies I know I'll dislike, so I'm having a hard time thinking of one.Maybe Timelines, but that occasionally veered into so-bad-its-good territory... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBCCD Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Transmorphersthey explain that all modern technology is based off alien technology. what they fail to explain is why our cars were all manufactured to be capable of changing into a giant robot, and why no one noticed that for decades.oh and the acting was terrible and stuff This topic so far If a tree falls in a forest and we're too far away to hear it, did a tree fall? Vs. If a tree falls in a forest and we're too far away to hear it trees don't exist and never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I dare you to watch Earth Minus Zero.It is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolover-361 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 The Last Airbender.The opening mimics the cartoon series' opening, yet instead of using the actual Chinese characters the show puts into the background they are replaced by random squiggles. This is the first of many, many things the movie inexplicably does wrong.I agree with the above quote. The Last Airbender just... wasn't good.The worst movie I've seen is probably G-Force. What stinks is that this movie actually showed some potential as a nice family comedy... and then they introduced the black-haired guinea pig whose only purpose seemed to be stuffing as many corny lines as possible into the movie. Blech. (( BZPRPG profiles: Kynaera, Nova )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Skyline.Talk about a bad movie. The special efforts looked okay, but the acting and the story itself were just horrible. It is a terrible aliens-invading-earth movie. Battlefield: LA was much better, in my opinion. Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAY AS HECK Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 BirdemicI win. G A Y A S H E C K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Takiah, Toa of Space Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Transmorphers.The Seeker: The Dark is Rising. What an awful movie. Not to mention the theatre messed up and the audio died for like 10 minutes. It was just a bad, BAD movie. I never read the books its based on, but I read about how they changed everything and ruined everything. See...to them, you're just a freak. Like me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 That Turkish ripoff of Star Wars, although that was so bad it actually turned out good.As an actual movie that was so bad it probably gave me cancer, I'd have to say Battlefield Earth. For obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fluffy Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 The Last Airbender.The opening mimics the cartoon series' opening, yet instead of using the actual Chinese characters the show puts into the background they are replaced by random squiggles. This is the first of many, many things the movie inexplicably does wrong.I agree with the above quote. The Last Airbender just... wasn't good.I third this opinion. The movie certainly isn't going to invite new fans to the show. "By me... Count Bleck! The chosen executor of the Dark Prognosticus... is Count Bleck! The fine fellow prophesied to come to this dimension... is also Count Bleck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padishah Mehmet II Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Hating on Twilight is so done. It's been so done. It doesn't make you look cool or clever to hate Twilight. The movies and books aren't that good, no, but I can list plenty of movies that sucked way more than the Twilight series. Expressing your opinion is done, apparently now?-Dovydas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 ^Do you have some weird need to hate me? I don't see what I've ever done to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padishah Mehmet II Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 No.I just lately found myself disagreeing with you often.-Dovydas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I don't like your band, get over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarloth Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I avoid bad movies LIKE LE PLAGUE. And I'm pretty good at spotting them.Eragon and Twilight.Though Twilight less, because nothing better was to be expected.Eragon was at least decent as a novel - ignoring the marysueishness and outright bad writing of the Elves, it was a book that did not make you throw up after reading. The movie disappointed me much, much more than the book.Twilight, well. It's not worse than the book because it simply can't be.-DovydasThis. I hated the Eragon movie, and I was way more fond of the novel.Twilight... no, just no. I watched the first movie (just barely making it out alive), and I was all, "Never again." And that spoof of Twilight, Vampires Suck, that movie truly did suck, very very badly.Other movies should come to mind sooner or later...-Skar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padishah Mehmet II Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Besides the point.Here, the debate is only about Twilight.Honestly, it is the worst movie/book, IMO, and I don't say that to look cool or clever. I don't care about the fans, some of them are decent people.-Dovydas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Allegretto~ Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 The new Spy Kids movie wasn't all that great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBCCD Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 (edited) Vampires Suck was horrible.it felt like it was made to please Twilight fans. you don't make fun of something by appealing to the fans of the thing you're making fun of.Also the pop culture references made almost no sense and were all shoehorned in. things are funny if they are structured to be so. Random references =/= humorous. it felt like we were supposed to go "haha it's funny because i remember the Alice in Wonderland movie that came out this year". Edited November 24, 2011 by BBCCD This topic so far If a tree falls in a forest and we're too far away to hear it, did a tree fall? Vs. If a tree falls in a forest and we're too far away to hear it trees don't exist and never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Xemnas~ Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I second Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. I really like the books but the movie wasjust terrible.This. BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Sucker Punch.No, just friggin' no. I would rather run head first into a brick wall than have to suffer through that utter tosh ever again. I would then run into it again to make sure I've lost all of my senses, so if someone betrays me and forces me to watch, I won't have any idea what's going on.It's a stupid film trying to disguise itself as a smart film, but it's disguise is the equivalent to putting a comb on a pig and entering it in a beauty pageant. The fight scenes are the most shoe-horned in wastes of time I've ever seen. They have no purpose to the plot, and they're not even explained. Who the everloving Karzahni is the old guy meant to be? The fight scenes are basically the film realising how gosh darn boring it is then cutting to more shaky cam than Michael Bay in a bouncy castle. Even the presence of a dragon, a friggin' dragon couldn't save this waste of time.Yes, I mad. Yes, Snyder has betrayed me. I liked him beforehand. I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow pridak money gang Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Guys, the Twilight movies are not that bad. Let's all admit it. They are not that bad.The worst thing about the movies are not the movies, not the books, but the fans. And the attention it gets.My nominee for worst movie ever has to be The Hangover. It's so, so stupid.Obvious troll is obvious.The Twilight movies are horrible acting at work, and The Hangover was one of the best comedies of whatever year it was released. ＳＡＹ ＩＴ ＯＮＥ ＭＯＲＥ ＴＩＭＥ ＴＥＬＬ ＭＥ ＷＨＡＴ ＩＳ ＯＮ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＩＮＤ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Golden Knight- Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Abduction. It wasn't because Taylor Lautner was in the leading role, but because of how terrible the plot was. The title doesn't even get dropped or referenced, there's no abduction in the entirety of the film. -Where there is light, shadows lurk and fear reigns- -Yet by the blade of Knights, mankind was given hope- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 I don't need to watch it. I'm already living it.Probably Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 (edited) Guys, the Twilight movies are not that bad. Let's all admit it. They are not that bad.The worst thing about the movies are not the movies, not the books, but the fans. And the attention it gets.My nominee for worst movie ever has to be The Hangover. It's so, so stupid.Obvious troll is obvious.The Twilight movies are horrible acting at work, and The Hangover was one of the best comedies of whatever year it was released.Gosh, I just wish people would stop abusing the word "troll". Do you even know what that means? If you did, you'd know that this is totally removed from what trolling really is. Trolling is NOT simply disagreeing. As for The Hangover, it was just a bunch of slapstick jokes thrown into a mix of bad actors. No, not bad actors. Horrible characters. And the plot is just stupid. It's just another one of those movies like White Castle.I swear, only teens and young adults finds the movie worthy of mention. Edited November 27, 2011 by The Change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBCCD Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I don't need to watch it. I'm already living it.Probably Transformers: Dark of the Moon.did you even see that one? to be honest i felt it was even better than the first one. in fact the only people who i know who thought it sucked were those annoying hipsters who hate everything cool. please explain. This topic so far If a tree falls in a forest and we're too far away to hear it, did a tree fall? Vs. If a tree falls in a forest and we're too far away to hear it trees don't exist and never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZippyWharrgarbl Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) Twilight: Went and saw it when it was the big thing. It was really lame with really bad acting. "I, Edwuuurd, is a Dracula. *Creepy Face*"Eragon: I watched the movie and went, "What on Earth is happening here?" Later, I read the book and I liked it. Then, I watched the movie and still wondered what was happening. You cannot change plot points and twist characters to your liking. Also, you can't do a fantasy/medieval movie and then put an Avril Lavigne song in the soundtrack. You just can't.The Final Destination: I love scary movies. They're awesome. This, though... don't watch this. No scare, just gore. And bad gore, at that. You want to throw up just watching it.Piranhas: I haven't seen this, so I know I have no right to badmouth it (no need to inform me of this), but the pure premise of it confuses me as a scientific mind and a sane human being. A friend of mine, who is a massive movie buff, saw the movie and filled me in on the minor details. But still, there are the facts:a ) Piranhas are fresh-water fish and as such would not survive in the ocean.b ) Despite the government issuing a warning for everyone to stay out of the water, some silly people go 'pfft' and go swimming anyway. Even after their friends are eaten. WHAT.It: I'll admit to only seeing the first half of this, but what I saw was the funniest horror movie I have ever seen. It was sort of really bad, to the point where it was good. It's like, "Oh hey I'm on my tricycle OOH SCARY CLOWN ON THE CLOTHESLINE".And those are all that come to mind for now. Edited November 28, 2011 by ZippyWharrgarbl Memoirs of the Dead entry: The Unknown Turaga, a tale from the late Chronicler Kodan's journal. Strakk's Best Friend, the story of a confusing yet somehow canon friendship. Terrible Comics, a collection of comics that are terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Valjean Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 In recent memory, I can think of two very bad films I've watched. I expected both of them to be good, so it's not as if I knew better:Blade Runner: Depressing film is depressing. You know, there are certain films which, as Zippy said, are so bad that they're good, like Battlefield Earth, but this was a film that was so bad that it was bad. I can see where the director was going with it, but I feel that he missed the mark. Although apparently it has a different effect for other people, because there are people who absolutely love this film. I can't speak for them, because obviously I lack that understanding.The English Patient: The narrative of the film depicts the primary romance as such a sad tragedy and so epic, but to me, it was just a sick, perverted affair for the sake of having an affair. Why on Earth am I supposed to like the main character? He's a dirty old cheat. I know Twilight was bad, but I feel that this was worse, especially since there was more sex in this movie and it was more intense. And I have to admit, the narrative does a pretty good job of romanticizing an affair as "true love", which is disturbing.Commenting on the rest of this topic:The Change hasn't trolled in this topic thus far, although the style of his rhetoric has been confrontational, so retaliation seems perfectly natural. Not to mention the initial stance is against popular opinion, so argument is inevitable. I've been enough situations where I've taken positions half as controversial and have received several times the uproar to recognize when this should happen to somebody else.Personally, I agree with his opinions, although I'm not as passionate about them. I hate Twilight and I think it deserves its fair share of people who think it's the worst ever, even if I'm not one of them. I also think that The Hangover looks like a dumb film that's not my type (I'm more of a The Odd Couple type), but I refrain from judging it as I have not seen it. Obviously that film's humor has it's audience, and my best friend thinks it's a cool film, and I don't wish to judge him.Your Honor,Emperor Kraggh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Sharkboy and LavagirlSkycaptain and the world of tomarowAvatar (the blue people one)the Last Airbender (the cartoon was WAY better)Star Wars: V and VI, even though I LOVE Star WarsShark TaleHigh School Musical 1, 2, 3Barbie (my sister watched them, and my mom forced me to look after her while she went shopping)Percy Jackson: the Lightning thiefShrek 2Spy Kids 3: Game Overand all the Mario Bros. cartoonsShark Tale Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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