bonkle mafiYEAH 10^44354x67/5654(63566*6456)

[Trijhak]

ON A DAY... THERRE WAS AN EVIL MAFIA HOUNDiNG DEFENCELESS INNOCENT VILLAGERS

BUT THEN

THE VILLAGERS SURPRISED THE MAFIA WITH A PLAN OF THEIR OWN: A PLAN SO CUNNING THEY BECAME SO COOL THEY  ALMOSTCEASED TO EXIST BUT, INSTEAD...

THE EVIL ANTI-VILLAGE FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE HAS APPEARED TO DESTROY THE VILLAGE

BUT THEY ALSO BROUGHT THE GOOD ANTI-MAFIA FROM THEIR OWN UNIVERSE

AND ALSO THE SKULL SKELETONS FROM BONKLE 2015... WHO ARE HERE TO STEAL THE VILLAGE'S COOLNESS

YET THERE ARE EVEN MORE CONTENDERS...

LIKE A ROCK AND A COMPLETELY USELESS MEDICTECTIVE

ALSO THEY CREATE TOA EVERY DAY

THEY ALSO DIE IF THEIR COOLNESS REACHES ZERO

 

THIS DAY IS...

 

BONKLE MAFIYEAH 10^44354x67/5654(63566*6456): THE AGE OF THE REVENGE OF THE RISE OF THE COOLNESS OF THE VILLAGE AND THE INVASION OF THE EVIL PEOPLES FROM OTHER UNIVERSES (TAOTROTROFTCOTVATIOTEPFOU for short)

 

THE TWISTED TWISTERY TWIST:

 

THE TWISTS ARE... EVERYONE HAS TWO ROLES!! A REGULAR UNIVERSE VERSION AND ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION WHICH WILL SWITCH BETWEEN ODD-NUMBERED ROUNDS AND EVEN-NUMBERED ROUNDS. IN ADDITION TO THAT EVERYONE HAS A COOLNESS RATING. EVERYONE STARTS WITH A COOLNESS RATING OF 5, OUT OF 10. COOLNESS RATING RISES IF YOU LYNCH THE RIGHT PERSON AS PART OF THE VILLAGE OR IF YOU KILL THE RIGHT PERSON AND GET AWAY WITH IT AS MAFIA. IT FALLS IF YOU LYNCH THE WRONG PERSON OR IF A MAFIOSO GETS KILLED AS MAFIOSO. IF YOUR COOLNESS RATING REACHES ZERO... YOU DIE FROM BEING UNCOOL. COOLNESS RATINGS ARE DIFFERENT IN THE ODD-NUMBERED UNIVERSE AND IN THE EVEN-NUMBERED UNIVERSE, SO KEEP THAT IN MIND! ANOTHER TWIST IS THAT IF YOU DIE YOU MIGHT BECOME A ZOMBIE. ZOMBIES SIPHON THE COOLNESS FROM SOMEONE AND SPREAD THEIR ROLE BY KILLING OTHERS, AND ZOMBIENESS PERSISTS BETWEEN UNIVERSE. THERE'S EVEN ANOTHER TWIST: IN BOTH THE EVEN AND THE ODD UNIVERSES YOU GET TO MAKE WISHES. TWO ROLES, EKIMU AND MAKUTA, IN THE ODD AND EVEN UNIVERSES RESPECTIVELY, GRANT THESE WISHES. THESE WISHES MAY BE KILLING SOMEONE, SAVING SOMEONE, OR COOKING THEM FOR FOOD. EKIMU AND MAKUTA CAN ONLY ACT UPON WISHES AND CANNOT CHOOSE ENTIRELY OF THEIR OWN VOLITION, BUT THEY CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN WISHES. ALSO, ANOTHER TWIST IS THAT IF YOU DON'T DIE, YOU LIVE. THERE'S ALSO THE TWIST THAT IS NOT YET REVEALED BUT YOU'LL KNOW IT WHEN IT HAPPENS AND WHEN YOU SEE IT.

 

ROLES:

 

VILLAGE ROLES:

 

x19 MATORAN: THESE MATORAN ARE COMPLETELY USELESS OTHER THAN FOR VOTING.

x5 ANTI-MAFIA: FROM THE OTHER UNIVERSE, THESE FIVE ARE ACTIVE EVERY EVEN-NUMBERED NIGHT AND KILL SOMEONE ON THE OTHER SIDE FOR NO WELL EXPLAINED REASON OTHER THAN 'WE DON'T LIKE THEM'.

x1 MEDICTECTIVE: AN UNHOLY FUSION BETWEEN A MEDIC AND A DETECTIVE. THEY ARE SO INCOMPETENT THAT THEY ACTUALLY SELECT ALL BUT TWO OF THE CURRENTLY LIVING PLAYERS TO SAVE. THE REMAINING UNCHOSEN TWO DIE OF MEDICAL INCOMPETENCE. IF THEY CHOOSE TO INVESTIGATE, THEY GET THE WRONG ROLE ENTIRELY.

x1 ROCK - THIS IS  A ROCK. IT CAN'T VOTE BUT IT CAN CRUSH PEOPLE WHO WALK UNDER IT.

x3 TOA (ELECTED) - THEY CHOOSE THREE PEOPLE TO BECOME TOA EACH DAY. THIS DOESN'T HELP AS TOA ARE KNOWN TO INEXPLICABLY FLY OFF AND LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND. THEY MAY BE CONFUSING TOA WITH FLYING THINGS.

 

MAFIA ROLES:

 

x19 ANTI-MATORAN: THESE MATORAN ARE FRIGHTENINGLY COMPETENT AND ALWAYS VOTE FOR THE CORRECT PERSON. EVEN I'M SCARED OF THEM.

x5 MAFIA: THESE DESPICABLE DUO OF DUOS PLUS ONE MORE ARE KNOWN TO KILL THE VILLAGE ONE BY ONE BECAUSE THE VILLAGE IS COLOURED ORANGE AND THEY DON'T LIKE ORANGE.

x1 ANTI-MEDICTECTIVE: ALSO AN UNHOLY FUSION, ONLY THIS ONE IS WILLINGLY DOING MALPRACTICE.

x1 ROCK: THIS ROCK IS EXACTLY LIKE THE OTHER ROCK, ONLY EVIL.

x3 SHADOW TOA (ELECTED) - THEY CHOOSE THREE PEOPLE TO BECOME TOA EACH DAY. THIS HELPS IMMENSELY AS SHADOW TOA ARE KNOWN TO UTTERLY CRUSH VILLAGES.

 

NEUTRAL ROLES:

 

x1 SKULL GRINDER: SKULL GRINDER IS HERE TO STEAL YOUR COOLNESS BY KILLING YOU. WATCH OUT. SKULL GRINDER WILL ALSO STEAL AND CORRUPT YOUR WISHES.

x1 SKULL BASHER: SKULL BASHER IS HERE TO STEAL YOUR COOLNESS BY KILLING TWO OF YOU. WATCH OUT.

x1 SKULL SLICER: SKULL SLICER IS HERE TO STEAL YOUR COOLNESS BY CORRUPTING YOUR VOTE.

x1 SKULL WARRIOR: SKULL WARRIOR IS HERE TO STEAL YOUR COOLNESS BY SIPHONING YOUR COOLNESS DAY BY DAY UNTIL YOU DIE.

x1 SKULL SCORPIO: SKULL SCORPIO IS HERE TO STEAL YOUR COOLNESS BY BEING COMPLETELY USELESS.

 

x1 EKIMU: EKIMU IS HERE TO GRANT WISHES YOU MAKE ON ODD-NUMBERED DAYS. EKIMU ALSO WANTS TO KILL MAKUTA.

x1 MAKUTA: MAKUTA IS HERE TO GRANT WISHES YOU MAKE ON EVEN-NUMBERED DAYS. MAKUTA ALSO WANTS TO KILL EKIMU.

 

(?)x ZOMBIE: IF YOU DIE YOU MIGHT BECOME A ZOMBIE. THEN YOU TARGET SOMEONE, STEALING THEIR COOLNESS UNTIL THEY DIE, AND IF YOU WERE THE LAST TO SIPHON THEIR COOLNESS, THEN THEY ALSO BECOME A ZOMBIE.

 

x1 SECRET ROLE: THIS SECRET ROLE IS SO SECRET IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. 

 

RULES:

• NO SIGNING UP IF YOUR COOLNESS IS LESS THAN 5
• DO NOT BREAK THE RULES
• SCREENSHOTS ARE ALLOWED AS LONG AS THEY ARE .GIFS AND CONTAIN COOLNESS
• VOTE SWITCHES ARE ALLOWED AS LONG AS YOU BRING A LITERAL SWITCH
• ROUNDS WILL LAST FOR 1.43 MONTHS.
• THE ONLY CLUE IS THE ONE YOU FIND DEEP IN YOUR HEART. IF YOUR HEART TELLS YOU THAT PLAYER 546 IS GUILTY THEN THEY'RE GUILTY.
• SUSPECT LISTS ARE CONTINUOUSLY GROWING AND YOU CAN ADD WHOEVER YOU LIKE.
• READ THE RULES OR YOU WILL BE UNCOOL
• DON'T STOP EXISTING
• RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN - PLEASE BREAK THE RULES

 PLAYER LIST (COOLNESS MUST BE GREATER THAN 4 TO SIGN UP. IF YOUR UNSURE OF YOUR COOLNESS, GET A FAN AND USE THEM TO COOL YOU DOWN. PLEASE PROVIDE PROOF OF YOUR COOLNESS WITH THE APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF COOLNESS - 5 COOLNESS IS REPRESENTED LIKE THIS:  B-)       . THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT COOL:   )

1. KIMIKO KUSANAGI, COOLNESS RATING: INVISIBLE/5

2. TOATIMELORD, COOLNESS RATING: 15/5

3. TAKA NUVIA, COOLNESS RATING: SKULLS/5

COOL. SHADOW UNDERSCORE, COOLNESS RATING: COOL/5

5.

6.

7. GODKARMACHINE O INARY, COOLNESS RATING: 7/5

8. FISHERS64, COOLNESS RATING: SHOTGUN POINTED AT MY FACE/5

9.

a.

b. WINDRIDER, COOLNESS RATING: NONEXISTENT CHARACTER FOR A VALUE THIS HIGH/5

c.

d.

e.

f. TOAD, COOLNESS RATING: THROUGH THE ROOF/5

10. GHIDORA, COOLNESS RATING: PRAISEWORTHY/5

11. SHADOWHAWK, COOLNESS RATING: SHADOW/5

12.

13. DESTINED BLADE, COOLNESS RATING: DESTINED 13/5

14.

15.

16.

17. JIF SHADOW CREAMY, COOLNESS RATING: MONEY/5

18.

19. LUCINATO, COOLNESS RATING: HYBRID OF TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE/5

1a. LENORE, COOLNESS RATING: POETRY/5

1b.

1c. DARKSTALKER KAATHE, COOLNESS RATING: ARMS

1d.

1e.

1f.

20.

21.

22.

23.

24. SHADOW RAHKSHI GUURAHK, COOLNESS RATING: RAHKSHI/5

25.

26.

27. TWILIGHTVEZON, COOLNESS RATING: 27/5

28.

29.

2a.

2b.

2c.

2d.

2e.

2f.

30, SHADOW FF, COOLNESS RATING: ALREADY PROVIDED/5

31,

32,

Edited April 2, 2016 by Electromagnetic Pulse

[Nato G]

Spot 19, if you please.     

[Voxumo]

Spot 1c. Celsius, the coolest of the cool temperatures.     "aaaaay."

[ToaTImeLord]

Spot #2 for I am the coolest guy around.

B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-)

Edited April 1, 2016 by ToaTimeLord

[ShadowVezon]

Spot 27.

B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-)  (You'll need to imagine the other 12 emoticons)

Edited April 1, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Lenore]

Um... spot 1a if you please. In lieu of posting emoticons, I think I'll demonstrate my coolness with something a little more classy. Poetry. Because just about nothing is cooler or classier than Longfellow.

 

Trust no Future, howe’er pleasant!

   Let the dead Past bury its dead!

Act,— act in the living Present!

   Heart within, and God o’erhead!

 

 

[T-Dawg]

Spot F please, this should provide the required coolness;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esY2zdIsKaI

[Taka Nuvia]

any spot please. :3

Coolness:

[-Windrider-]

Spot b. I suppose, because in all honesty,

 

THE ONLY CLUE IS THE ONE YOU FIND DEEP IN YOUR HEART. IF YOUR HEART TELLS YOU THAT PLAYER 546 IS GUILTY THEN THEY'RE GUILTY.

...

 

 

 

Edited April 1, 2016 by -Windrider-

[Blessed Blade]

Spot 13~~~

 

B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-)

 

 

(This is fantastic. xD)

 

/EDIT: Okay, so the emote got chaged! That's good, we can make lists now. Sadly I don't remember the code, so I'm just gonna keep editing to try xD

 

 

/EDIT: Oh, right, that's the new code ^^''

Edited April 1, 2016 by Destined Blade

[Chro]

how   cool   am   i   now

[Ghidora131]

Slot 10... And I must congratulate you, Pulse. This is a mafia game after my own heart.

[Valendale]

Any spot. Coolness:   x 29,   ,:wakeup2:

Edited April 1, 2016 by JIF Shadow Creamy

[Pahrak Model ZX]

 

ALSO, ANOTHER TWIST IS THAT IF YOU DON'T DIE, YOU LIVE.

 

 

But will people die if they're killed?

 

Unfortunately my coolness is stuck at 0.2 so I can't sign up.

Edited April 1, 2016 by Galactic Commander Pahrak

[Voltex]

I'll sign up, but only if I can share Spot 19 with Nato

[Shadowhawk]

Looks cool. I'll take Slot 11, please.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Spot 7, it's time I tried another one of these.

           

I'm cool, I swear. Dripping Yellow Madness has my back!

[ShadowVezon]

I'll be the character witness and back Inary's coolness up.

Edited April 1, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Nato G]

I'll sign up, but only if I can share Spot 19 with Nato

 

No! 19 is mine, all mine, and no one else shall have it!

[FrozenFlash]

*steals spot 30*

This should provide for my coolness.

Edited April 1, 2016 by Shadow FF

[Voltex]

 

I'll sign up, but only if I can share Spot 19 with Nato

 

No! 19 is mine, all mine, and no one else shall have it!

 

 

You're already too late, we have merged to become Lucinato

[FrozenFlash]

 

 

I'll sign up, but only if I can share Spot 19 with Nato

 

 

No! 19 is mine, all mine, and no one else shall have it!

 

You're already too late, we have merged to become Lucinato

"Lucinato?" Hmm. I guess the name has a nice ring to it.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

I want in, spot 24 please.              

Also, wouldn't writing 4863035.09586*10^44354 be a bit more space saving?

I'm interested to see what rating you'll give me based on the emoticons I use in this post, so I'm just using several random ones. 

Also, is the best number. 

And I'm not sure how the heavy use of emoticons in this topic will go over. 

So let's see what happens.

Edited April 2, 2016 by Shadow Rahkshi Guurahk

[Trijhak]

THE FIRST SECOND DAY BEFORE THE FOURTH NIGHT

 

TWIST REVEAL: BLANK PLAYER SPOTS ARE EVIL AND WILL CONSPIRE TO KILL US ALL, NOT CARING ONE BIT ABOUT COOLNESS

 

EVERYONE DIES! THE BLANK SPACE PEOPLE HAVE KILLED US ALL WITH THEIR MIGHT AND DISREGARDATION OF COOLNESS. THEY CARE NOT ABOUT OUR COOLNESS, ONLY ABOUT OUR EXTERMINATION. BUT AS LONG AS WE ARE COOL, WE WILL ENDURE FOR AS LONG AS WE LIVE, WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL A BETTER OPTION IS ALREADY AVAILABLE. ALSO, A BETTER OPTION IS ALREADY AVAILABLE: SURRENDER. WHICH IS WHAT WE WILL DO, AND WHAT I, THE HOST, HAVE ALREADY DONE FOR YOU. UNFORTUNATELY, THE BLANK PLAYER SPOTS DO NOT FEEL EMOTION LET ALONE EXIST IN THE SAME FORM OF US, SO WE ARE USELESS TO THEM, AND THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL. WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO BE DEAD. IT WAS NICE TO BE ALIVE WHILE IT LASTED. I DID NOT KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT IT WOULD, AND THEN I FORGOT AGAIN. ALSO, YOU'RE ALL WAY COOLER NOW. ADD ONE COOLNESS TO YOUR COOLNESS RATING. 

 

EVERYONE, GUILTY OR INNOCENT, KILLED BY EVIL BLANK PLAYER SPOTS. BLANK PLAYER SPOTS WIN THE GAME AND GO ON TO RULE THE ENTIRETY OF BZP. 

 

THE END...?

[-Windrider-]

 

Basically this entire topic.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

 

THE FIRST SECOND DAY BEFORE THE FOURTH NIGHT

 

TWIST REVEAL: BLANK PLAYER SPOTS ARE EVIL AND WILL CONSPIRE TO KILL US ALL, NOT CARING ONE BIT ABOUT COOLNESS

 

EVERYONE DIES! THE BLANK SPACE PEOPLE HAVE KILLED US ALL WITH THEIR MIGHT AND DISREGARDATION OF COOLNESS. THEY CARE NOT ABOUT OUR COOLNESS, ONLY ABOUT OUR EXTERMINATION. BUT AS LONG AS WE ARE COOL, WE WILL ENDURE FOR AS LONG AS WE LIVE, WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL A BETTER OPTION IS ALREADY AVAILABLE. ALSO, A BETTER OPTION IS ALREADY AVAILABLE: SURRENDER. WHICH IS WHAT WE WILL DO, AND WHAT I, THE HOST, HAVE ALREADY DONE FOR YOU. UNFORTUNATELY, THE BLANK PLAYER SPOTS DO NOT FEEL EMOTION LET ALONE EXIST IN THE SAME FORM OF US, SO WE ARE USELESS TO THEM, AND THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL. WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO BE DEAD. IT WAS NICE TO BE ALIVE WHILE IT LASTED. I DID NOT KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT IT WOULD, AND THEN I FORGOT AGAIN. ALSO, YOU'RE ALL WAY COOLER NOW. ADD ONE COOLNESS TO YOUR COOLNESS RATING. 

 

EVERYONE, GUILTY OR INNOCENT, KILLED BY EVIL BLANK PLAYER SPOTS. BLANK PLAYER SPOTS WIN THE GAME AND GO ON TO RULE THE ENTIRETY OF BZP. 

 

THE END...?

 

I reject your surrendering and replace it with my own reality.

[ToaTImeLord]

I hang the blank player spots.

I Can't Die I'm immortal!!

 

The coolness protects me.

B-)

[Voltex]

Luckily they did not learn how to kill people who have become one

 

LUCINATO WILL SURVIVE

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Okay, but I still have one very important question: is the Lucinato in any way related to a Sharknado?

[fishers64]

*pulls out shotgun and aims at Pulse* 

 

Spot 8

[Underscore]

Spot cool please

 

*cool* *cool* *cool* *cool* *cool*

 

(sorry no cool emojis cuz stuck on mobile)

[Nato G]

You're already too late, we have merged to become Lucinato

LUCINATO WILL SURVIVE

 

If this means I/we/it escape death, I begrudgingly accept this fate. 

[Trijhak]

 

You're already too late, we have merged to become Lucinato

LUCINATO WILL SURVIVE

 

If this means I/we/it escape death, I begrudgingly accept this fate. 

 

Maybe, it's hard to kill someone who's got two lives.

[Valendale]

So is this actually over? Now I think I know how Tyler felt during The Hunt.

[Manducus]

Hopping in

[ToaTImeLord]

Okay is this actually over?

[Trijhak]

THE END...?

 

Edited April 2, 2016 by Electromagnetic Pulse

[Nato G]

Tis a mystery. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Due to the fact that it is now April 2nd, this is most likely over.

[T-Dawg]

I think I worked too hard, I'm legitimately confused about this entire topic.