The Legend Of The BIOLOGY

[tamaru34]

Gathered Friends, listen to the tale... Of the Biology.

 

In the time before time, the Great Scientist Carollus Linnaeus descended from the heavens, carrying we, the ones called the Living Things, to this classroom paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Scientist blessed us with the 5 Kingdoms: Anamalia, Plantae, Fungi, Protista, and Monera. We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our classification system the Linean system, after the Great Scientist himself.

 

But our happiness was not to last. Carollus Linnaeus's lab assistant, Paul, was jealous of these honors and betrayed him. Paul cast a spell over Carollus Linnaeus, who fell into a deep slumber. Paul's power dominated the land, as Plantae withered away, Monera grew cold, and ancient values were consumed by Anamalia.

 

Still, all hope was not lost. Legends told of six mighty heroes, the Scientists, who would arrive to save Carollus Linnaeus. Time would reveal that these were not simply myths - for the Scientists did appear on the shores of the classification chart. They arrive with no memory, no knowledge of one another - but they pledged to defend the Linean System and its people against Paul. Great scholars with great power, drawn from the very text books themselves. Together, they were six scientists with one destiny: to defeat Paul and save Carollus Lineaus.

 

This is their story.

 

Author's note: High school Biology plus an undying obsession over Bionicles will to that to ya.