Any Way The Mask Glows (A Parody Of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)

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JALLER

 

Takua where are-?

Takua where are you?

Got more rocks in your head than a Po-matoran, There's Pewku!

 

TAKUA

 

Keep your mask on

Look up to the stones and seeeee

I'm the chronicler, this mask is so shiny

And I'm easy come, easy go

Little high, little low

Any way the mask glows

Doesn't really matter to me

To meeeee

 

TAHU

 

Takuaaaaa, were you sightseeing?

What you doing? You kohlii head?

If not for me then you'd be dead!

Takua, kohlii's just begun

Don't make us loose our lead, this time!

 

TAKUA

 

Turaga, Ooh Ooh,

(I'm gonna tell a little lie)

Jaller found this mask, it's his duty, now

 

VAKAMA

 

Then carry on, carry on

Because that mask really matters!

 

JALLER

 

Alright, my time has come

Your duty now is mine

But you'll witness the deeds of mine

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go

 

HAHLI

 

I'll see you again here very soon

Jaller, (Ooh) I dont want you to die

But I'll be practicing with my kohlii ball*

 

RANDOM TA MATORAN

 

I see a little silhouette of a rahkshi

 

REST OF TA MATORAN

 

Mata Nui! Mata Nui! Will they destroy Ta-Koro?

 

TAKUA

 

I see Toa Lewa

Will he give a ride to me

 

JALLER AND TAKUA ALTERNATING

 

Let's fly the gukko

Fly the gukko

Fly the gukko

Fly the gukko

Fly the gukko

Fly the giant gukko bird

 

LEWA

 

Quickspeed winfly!

 

TAKUA (this part is kind of out of sequence, but it fits with the song)

 

I'm a chronicler

I have no story

 

KOPAKA

 

I'm just a cold boy, from a cold family

Saving your lives from three scary rahkshi

 

TAHU

 

I'm infected, my mask glows

Will you let me go?*

 

REST OF THE TOA NUVA + TAHU ON "Let me go"

 

Makuta! No! We will not let you go - let

me go

Makuta! We will not let you go - let me

go

Makuta! We will not let you go - let me

go

Will not let you go

Will not let you go

(NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER LET ME GO-O-O-O-O)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no-

 

TAKUA

 

Oh Mata Nui, Mata Nui

Please don't kill my dearest friend*

Mata Nui has helped me find the Toa In me, in me, in meeeeeeeee*

 

MAKUTA

 

So you think you can keep from me the mask of liiiiiiight

You think you can crush me and leave me to diiiiie

Oh, Toa, can't do this to me Toa

 

TAKANUVA

 

Just gotta get through, just gotta get through that big door!

 

TOA, MATORAN, AND TURAGA

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh

 

VAKAMA

 

This city really matters

It's called metru nui

This city really matters

This city really matters

To meeeeee

 

EVERYBODY (INCLUDING MAKUTA)

 

Any way the mask gloooooooooows...

 

 

 

* these verses are kind of lame, and I'm open to revision.

 

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