Scanty Demon Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 It's the Spy. You'll have a knife in your back soon enough, I promise you that.Thee Xion numbered fourteen,Take an unending drink from a canteen.How cocky, I believe that should you two even think about killing him you two will end up dead with knives in you. Don't even bother trying to kill me, I'll my secret police send you to the gulag where you will cease to exist. Never underestimate me and my agents.Seeker Eye Beam Lazers, leader of a secret policeTake a bite from thee knife, I release you from this life.Miss I never doubted your abilities as assassin, but because of your typo you've ended the life of my second in command/secretary/coffee boy. Alas I liked that second-in-command/secretary/coffee boy good talent is so hard to find in these times. Also TF2 just called me told me he found your knive, wants to give it back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 It's the Spy. You'll have a knife in your back soon enough, I promise you that.Thee Xion numbered fourteen,Take an unending drink from a canteen.How cocky, I believe that should you two even think about killing him you two will end up dead with knives in you. Don't even bother trying to kill me, I'll my secret police send you to the gulag where you will cease to exist. Never underestimate me and my agents.Seeker Eye Beam Lazers, leader of a secret policeTake a bite from thee knife, I release you from this life.You think you're soo clever. Pah, you disgust me. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 (Honestly, I thought Eye Beam's post was hilarious. I don't see it as an online reenactment of political situations, any more so than some of our names getting changed to assassins is.)Dang it, Lilith, I wanted to do that. Oh well, I suppose there will be another day. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 *wibble* now i'm hungry, scared, while laughing because of insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 (Honestly, I thought Eye Beam's post was hilarious. I don't see it as an online reenactment of political situations, any more so than some of our names getting changed to assassins is.)Dang it, Lilith, I wanted to do that. Oh well, I suppose there will be another day.(You did? I was trying to be like Dr. Strange from Batman and use reverse psychology).She didn't kill me she killed my secretary/coffee boy/second in command. You can try and try and get through my many defenses. Also please don't make too much of a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisen Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I will get you Eye Beam Lasers. I will get you and your third in command too. If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don’t fight, you can’t win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 lilith scares me. also, if the theme is assassins, I'm suprised no one picked Ezio or Altair. (from assassin's creed.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZMAT Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 lilith scares me.also, if the theme is assassins, I'm suprised no one picked Ezio or Altair. (from assassin's creed.)Someone is Altair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisen Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 (edited) lilith scares me.An assassin that is not feared, is a nobody my dear. Edited September 8, 2012 by Lilith If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don’t fight, you can’t win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 And Mister Spock, well, he's Spock. Not too much to worry about unless you put a black hole in the middle of his planet.Or strand him out in the middle of a galaxy with a bunch of primitive life forms, are trying to reprogram a computer to take down Captain Kirk, or are trying to fight against him with a baseball bat, which he will promptly bend in half. Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 (edited) lilith scares me.also, if the theme is assassins, I'm suprised no one picked Ezio or Altair. (from assassin's creed.)Someone is Altair.In fact, Altair is Altair. So is Altair. Not to mention Altair. Edited September 8, 2012 by Mister Spock Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinclair Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I will get you Eye Beam Lasers. I will get you and your third in command too.Bah! You'll never get me! hopelessly drifting, bathing in beautiful agony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I will get you Eye Beam Lasers. I will get you and your third in command too.You will turn him into sweet potatoes and water him with peanut extract while feeding legumes to tortoises. Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I will get you Eye Beam Lasers. I will get you and your third in command too.You will turn him into sweet potatoes and water him with peanut extract while feeding legumes to tortoises.Spock , just for that I got my secret police on your Vulcan behind. Please tell me how Siberia is this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ta-metru_defender Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Gentlemen, it is time we all sat down and had a nice energizing drink of me.I'm amazing like that. Hand-drawn, bespoke avatar by none other than Mushy the Mushroom. a body adrift in water, salt, and sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I will get you Eye Beam Lasers. I will get you and your third in command too.You will turn him into sweet potatoes and water him with peanut extract while feeding legumes to tortoises.Spock , just for that I got my secret police on your Vulcan behind. Please tell me how Siberia is this.I'll turn myself over as long as you can beat me at a game of 3D chess. Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Gentlemen, it is time we all sat down and had a nice energizing drink of me.I'm amazing like that.Well, um aren't you alive and need your liquids inside your body to live. I know nothing of drink biology. I will get you Eye Beam Lasers. I will get you and your third in command too.You will turn him into sweet potatoes and water him with peanut extract while feeding legumes to tortoises.Spock , just for that I got my secret police on your Vulcan behind. Please tell me how Siberia is this.I'll turn myself over as long as you can beat me at a game of 3D chess.Nice that you see things my way, however I'm not sure how we will play 3-D chess. My time does not possess such technology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted September 8, 2012 Author Share Posted September 8, 2012 Gentlemen, it is time we all sat down and had a nice energizing drink of me.I'm amazing like that.I second this. We could have a few Mentos as well. Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Nice that you see things my way, however I'm not sure how we will play 3-D chess. My time does not possess such technology.Wait while I get myself some red matter… Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Gentlemen, it is time we all sat down and had a nice energizing drink of me.I'm amazing like that.I second this. We could have a few Mentos as well. On that note, I'm wondering what Mentos and Mountain Dew would do if mixed. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewaLew Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 (Honestly, I thought Eye Beam's post was hilarious. I don't see it as an online reenactment of political situations, any more so than some of our names getting changed to assassins is.)Dang it, Lilith, I wanted to do that. Oh well, I suppose there will be another day.(You did? I was trying to be like Dr. Strange from Batman and use reverse psychology).(No, he uses evil psycho mayors, mind control, TYGER guards, and Protocol 10. And he ended up killing more people than any of you guys.Till Ra's stabbed him, of course.) How well will you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 It's the Spy. You'll have a knife in your back soon enough, I promise you that.Thee Xion numbered fourteen,Take an unending drink from a canteen.How cocky, I believe that should you two even think about killing him you two will end up dead with knives in you. Don't even bother trying to kill me, I'll my secret police send you to the gulag where you will cease to exist. Never underestimate me and my agents.Seeker Eye Beam Lazers, leader of a secret policeTake a bite from thee knife, I release you from this life.By the way, Lilith, I am fine. You happened to curse the poor sap I had stolen the identity from.HAH!I will never, ever, reveal my name. That is, if I have one... Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 waitwaitwaitthe staff have new nameswhat is thiswhy did i not knowwho has these new names JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 waitwaitwaitthe staff have new nameswhat is thiswhy did i not knowwho has these new namesYou're 7 pages late to the party. But feel free to join in now! Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 waitwaitwaitthe staff have new nameswhat is thiswhy did i not knowwho has these new namesA little late, but join in on the "fun". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisen Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 It's the Spy. You'll have a knife in your back soon enough, I promise you that.Thee Xion numbered fourteen,Take an unending drink from a canteen.How cocky, I believe that should you two even think about killing him you two will end up dead with knives in you. Don't even bother trying to kill me, I'll my secret police send you to the gulag where you will cease to exist. Never underestimate me and my agents.Seeker Eye Beam Lazers, leader of a secret policeTake a bite from thee knife, I release you from this life.By the way, Lilith, I am fine. You happened to curse the poor sap I had stolen the identity from.HAH!I will never, ever, reveal my name. That is, if I have one...I cast my gaze upon JiMing, now my servant - everliving!I will get you Eye Beam Lasers. I will get you and your third in command too.You will turn him into sweet potatoes and water him with peanut extract while feeding legumes to tortoises.Eye Beam Lasers, peanut extract, legumes, and ortoises-tay. Combine and transmute into, weet-say otatoes-pay! If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don’t fight, you can’t win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 It's the Spy. You'll have a knife in your back soon enough, I promise you that.Thee Xion numbered fourteen,Take an unending drink from a canteen.How cocky, I believe that should you two even think about killing him you two will end up dead with knives in you. Don't even bother trying to kill me, I'll my secret police send you to the gulag where you will cease to exist. Never underestimate me and my agents.Seeker Eye Beam Lazers, leader of a secret policeTake a bite from thee knife, I release you from this life.By the way, Lilith, I am fine. You happened to curse the poor sap I had stolen the identity from.HAH!I will never, ever, reveal my name. That is, if I have one...I cast my gaze upon JiMing, now my servant - everliving!I will get you Eye Beam Lasers. I will get you and your third in command too.You will turn him into sweet potatoes and water him with peanut extract while feeding legumes to tortoises.Eye Beam Lasers, peanut extract, legumes, and ortoises-tay.Combine and transmute into, weet-say otatoes-pay!Nope, I stole his identity to. Just give up, you won't get it right ever. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ta-metru_defender Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Gentlemen, it is time we all sat down and had a nice energizing drink of me.I'm amazing like that.Well, um aren't you alive and need your liquids inside your body to live. I know nothing of drink biology. Like I said, amazing.Gentlemen, it is time we all sat down and had a nice energizing drink of me.I'm amazing like that.I second this. We could have a few Mentos as well. On that note, I'm wondering what Mentos and Mountain Dew would do if mixed.Alright everyone...¡LET'S DO A SCIENCE! Hand-drawn, bespoke avatar by none other than Mushy the Mushroom. a body adrift in water, salt, and sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Gentlemen, it is time we all sat down and had a nice energizing drink of me.I'm amazing like that.Well, um aren't you alive and need your liquids inside your body to live. I know nothing of drink biology. Like I said, amazing.Gentlemen, it is time we all sat down and had a nice energizing drink of me.I'm amazing like that.I second this. We could have a few Mentos as well. On that note, I'm wondering what Mentos and Mountain Dew would do if mixed.Alright everyone...¡LET'S DO A SCIENCE!It doesn't really make sense if you think about it, but who cares, I just want to stab people in the back so I can get payed. And I'm not a big fan of soda anyways.Hmph, it seems that if someone here dies, for once, it will not be my fault. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisen Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Oooooooo. Did someone say SEANCE!? If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don’t fight, you can’t win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Oooooooo. Did someone say SEANCE!?*shoots spirit*... nope. avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Oooooooo. Did someone say SEANCE!?*shoots spirit*... nope. Thank you good sir, you know miss we could do this the old fashioned way and just point guns at each other. But you still did nothing except give me a tortise, I named him Stalin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Oooooooo. Did someone say SEANCE!?*shoots spirit*... nope. Thank you good sir, you know miss we could do this the old fashioned way and just point guns at each other. But you still did nothing except give me a tortise, I named him Stalin.Oh yes, a good, old fashioned gun showdown. Your pathetic guns couldn't hope to compete with mine, the Ambassador will leave blood spurting out of your head before any of you could get your guns out of their holster!...But I still prefer backstabs as my main method of killing. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ta-metru_defender Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Oooooooo. Did someone say SEANCE!?*shoots spirit*... nope. Did someone say SPRITE? Hand-drawn, bespoke avatar by none other than Mushy the Mushroom. a body adrift in water, salt, and sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bfahome Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Did someone say SHARK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 I wish i could have a mentos tube. oh well, at least I have sweetarts.I actually tried mountain dew pitch black before. it was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleo Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Did someone say SHARK?Did someone say SPOCK? Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Did someone say SHARK?Did someone say SPOCK?Did someone say STORM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Oooooooo. Did someone say SEANCE!?*shoots spirit*... nope. Did someone say SPRITE?*shoots sprite*There, you happy now? Or should I take out Sierra Mist while I'm at it? avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted September 9, 2012 Author Share Posted September 9, 2012 Oooooooo. Did someone say SEANCE!?*shoots spirit*... nope. Did someone say SPRITE?*shoots sprite*There, you happy now? Or should I take out Sierra Mist while I'm at it?I wouldn't mind some Sierra Mist. Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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