The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Petewa]

Granted, but they're all studs.

 

 

I wish people would use grammar correctly.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but many people still make bad sentences.

 

I wish that I can hang out with Lewa and Tahu.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are pranked by Lewa and Tahu.

 

I wish I could play dungeons and dragons.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you always lose.

 

I wish I have a A-Wing.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are shot down by a TIE fighter.

 

I wish I had a skeleton. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. The skeleton suddenly move by itself and you're frightened to death.

 

I wish that I can hang out with the players of Ga-Koro Kolhii Team.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you're pushed aside so the girls can practice.

I wish I was part of the Super Sentai series. 

[tent163phantoka]

Granted, it's the one Turbo was based off of.

 

 

I wish I was the Blue Ranger.

[Petewa]

Granted, but you're the "Blitz" blue ranger: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/powerrangers/images/3/33/Change-blue.png/revision/latest?cb=20130225041240

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the putty patrols beats you up and takes it.

 

I wish I was the dragon ranger.

[Petewa]

Granted, but you're the white dragon ranger from Dino Thunder...and the green dragon ranger from MMPR, basically, you're continually forced to be the bad guy.

 

 

I wish to be a superhero.

[Naota Takizawa]

Okay sure, you get your wish... After Rita Repulsa brainwashes you, makes you destroy Zordon's command centre, defeat the power rangers by invading their megazord and after they figure out what to do, you are now allowed to be a hero.

 

I wish I was a Zyuranger.

[Petewa]

Granted, but instead of being a Zyuranger, you're, instead, the American knockoff: a Power Ranger, the pink one to be exact.

 

 

I wish for a scanner.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you have to carry it home from the store.

 

I wish I knew what to do in my biology exam.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. You still get poor results in the exam.

 

I wish that I'm a a Matoran.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are a mindless drone that will never feel love and until you die, you are unable to experience the pleasures of life because you are doomed to slave away, toiling endlessly for Mata Nui until you are sent to Karzahni.

 

I wish I was a merman.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but nobody still interested with you.

 

I wish that I have a Boxor vehicle.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you have to make it from scratch and those bohrok over there still have their krana.

 

I wish my laptop didn't have viruses.

Edited November 14, 2015 by Arnold Schwarzenegger

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the viruses are replaced with spywares and Trojan Horses.

 

I wish that I have unlimited CCBS parts.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you have no space to store them and bionicle fans all over the world come to your home to steal your parts.

 

I wish I had a working laptop.

[Petewa]

Granted, but it's from the eighties.

 

 

 

I wish for deenir.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get bananas with tomato sauce and rice for dinner.

 

I wish I wasn't lazy.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you're also not been very hardworking too.

 

I wish that I'm Matau, Toa Metru of Air.

Edited November 15, 2015 by ArmstrongYong

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you constantly crash into things and you are killed after a Kikanalo throws you into an exploding chute.

 

I wish Nokama would be a teacher at my school.

[Bonkle]

Granted, she's the strictest teacher and kills you with those hook thingys after you throw a paper airplane.

 

I wish I could hang out with the Turaga.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. You are pranked by the Turaga especially Matau.

 

I wish that Jaller can be my classmate.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but he pushes you aside to hang out with Takua.

 

I wish I could hang out with Ga-Matoran at school.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you have difficulty to having friends with them because their looks identical at each other.

 

I wish that I have a Toa Terrain Crawler.

Edited November 16, 2015 by ArmstrongYong

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it is not a living creature and Gadunka attacks it for fun.

 

I wish I could reboot the Legends of Metru Nui movie. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the reboot is a failure.

 

I wish that nobody will pushes me aside again in my school.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, instead, they pull you towards them and start beating you up.

 

I wish I could create the next Power Rangers series. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the series has poor storytelling and character, and causing it to be a failure.

 

I wish that I can fight Black Phantom with Rocka.

Edited November 16, 2015 by ArmstrongYong

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Black Phantom's spider droid latches onto you and knocks you out.

 

I wish I was a member of the Backstreet Boys. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Grante, but the other members are getting way more attention than you.

 

I wish that I can hang out with Nex and Evo.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are still a 1.0 hero and you are useless on missions.

 

I wish I was more famous on BZPower.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the others are way more famous than you.

 

I wish that the Toa Mata can be heroes in Hero Factory.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they put the Hero Factory out of business since they have gotten more villains to do community service and do nice things when the Hero Factory makes money from throwing people in jail.

I wish I was a famous rapper. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you get famous because of your terrible behavior.

 

I wish that the Nebula Gangs villains(Meltdown, Thunder, Xplode, etc) can appears again in the Hero Factory Breakout TV series.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they steal the show, rip apart the heroes' cores and the franchise ends after Breakout.

 

I wish I could bake an amazing cake. 

[Petewa]

Granted, the cake is so amazing, that none dare eat him, and all attend his funeral when he rots.

 

 

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend.