Daughter of Irnakk Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted, it becomes your username and all memory and proof of your previous username, Lewa the worst member of the toa mata, is erased.I wish you changed your name to lewaLewaLEWA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 If you give me $35, I'll change it to LewalewaLEWA. I wish I had premier membership. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Editor Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Wish granted... You're a premier member of the KKK, and you get arrested. I wish that, from now on, the word sploink is synonymous but not regarded as the same as the word wish and that the wording and spirit of the game of corrupt-a-wish only applied to phrases that use "wish" in them. Finally, I sploink for infinite sploinks that I may use whenever and wherever I want. Edited September 22, 2015 by The Editor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted, you get a spoink. I wish I was an outstanding BZPower citizen. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted. But it takes a lot of work to become one, and when asked how you did, you have no idea, and get demoted to the average denizen once more. Pleb. Granted, but it's WHEN you get the bagek that matters, you already got your bagel 9-10 posts ago. You already ate it back then, or it's moldy now.I don't eat the bagels, I use them for necromancy. I wish someone would be confused over that. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted, I'm confused as to why you would try to resurrect bagels for evil purpose. I wish I was a retired staff member. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane-gerous Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Granted, now you can only watch as BZPower burns to ashes. I wish I could turn Petewa to dust. Edited September 22, 2015 by Jayne Cobb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you accidentally breathe him in and he begins to choke you. I wish I was a reporter. Edited September 22, 2015 by Lewa the Soaring Champion Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Granted, but you're a reporter for the Detroit times and you are to investigate back alleys. You're dead by morning. I Wish Petewa was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Granted, but he punches you for summoning him. I wish I as a blog assistant. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Editor Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Granted. Except your typo renders the whole wish moot, so nothing observable happens. I wish for the haze to clear up over here, so that I can actually breathe without smelling dead trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Granted, you begin to smell fresh meat. Unfortunately, so can a grizzly bear and the smell is coming from your dinner. I wish I was a blog leader. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Jaxus Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 You lead the blog, but every hates your new style and trolls you. I wish for the people to stop trolling the Blog Leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted, they start trolling you instead. I wish I was a forum assistant. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) Granted, but the by becoming a leader of a pro-Ventian terrorist organization and doing a public rally at the Forum of Augustus, you are thrown into a firefight with Papal agents and Italian officers, in which you are grazed by the ear tops. In prison, everyone calls you their 'little elf'... I wish for some good traditional supreme pizza. Mm mm mm-mm-mm! Edited September 25, 2015 by Iaredios Paerkenon Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted, but the pizza is superior to all life forms on earth, including humans and it forces you to recruit more people into his army. I wish the Boneheads of Voodoo Island were released. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted. It sucks. I wish The Skull Basher battle was more interesting Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) Alright, it is better. it is awesome! It is epic!! It is the most awesoem fights you have ever seen or ever will see!! But unfortunately, it is too intense and bloody and gory for Lego's tastes so it is hidden forever. Bionicle will now always have this little empty part in the story, where everyone prepares for a fight and then the story skips to after it, any details that happened during the battle are unknowable. Say... Where did Lewa and Nilkuu go? They were there before the battle started... EDIT: Forgot my wish!I wish for a Phase II Clone Trooper helmet. Edited September 26, 2015 by Iaredios Paerkenon Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted, um..... this is hard to corrupt. No matter what you do, Phase II helmets are awesome. Um.... it's Bacara's? (Pretty sure I just made it better) I wish for a Lego Commander Bacara figure. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted, but his helmet is replaced with some Theed Guard's helmet. Oops! I wish my game download would hurry up and finish downloading. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted, a lot of the sounds and graphics are missing and one of the key levels is missing entirely. I wish for a Clutch Powers 2 movie. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted, but this time, they advertise the lego movie and Clutch is pushed aside to make way for Batman. I wish for Johnny Thunder to return. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted, he was in that one Lego Movie set. What more do you want?! I wish for the 200Agents to return. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted, 200 agents come to your doorstep and arrest you so your creative essence as a master builder can't be used against Lord Business. I wish I could visit Denmark. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted. You are teleported to Denmark before it's Christianization in a time of war. Thus, because you do not know the local customs and thus break some laws unintentionally, you are sacrificed to Thor by being forcefully hung, stabbed in the heart while being tied up, and then once dead your body is tossed into a bog, where you'll be mummified by the bog for modern scientists to investigate. Once that's done, more people get to have their turn. I wish for my video to stop buffering. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted, but it plays at 240p and it can't be changed. I wish I had a kanohi Elda. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted, you are ridiculed for being extremely ugly. I wish for an Adapted Miru Nuva. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted, all you can see is blue. I wish for a kanohi Iden. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted, but i stealz it lulz I wish that power rangers never started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted. Now, coming next fall, from the makers of Japan's Super Sentai comes an all new hit live-action cartoon. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers! GO GO POWER RANGERS! *Eh duh duhn duh-duh duh duhn!* GO GO POWER RANGERS! *Eh duh duhn duh-duh duh duhn!* I wish the rest of this topic would be consumed by all capital letters. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 granted, your wish is reversed. I wish we could have regular text back for this topic. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) granted, your wish is reversed. I wish we could have regular text back for this topic.granted. nothing is changed.(you capitalized the letter 'i')wrong wish, you should have used reverse psychology. double d from ed edd n' eddy made that pretty clear. i wish the new-regular text would never be changed. Edited September 27, 2015 by Iaredios Paerkenon Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, the default font becomes comic sans. I wish I could travel in time. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, every time you time travel you create a paradox. That makes the universe slowly dissolve. I wish I had an army of flying top hats. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, they latch onto people's heads and brain wash them. I wish I had a self MOC. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but it stabs you. I wish I had a hoverboard. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Success! The hoverboard works ...for a short amount of time before the extremely early prototype blows up, causing radioactive burns. I wish The Tokytot's signature wasn't so long. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but in order to do that the existence of length had to be removed altogether. I wish for some marshmallows. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but they turn evil and eat people. I wish I had toa Voriki. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but whoever this toa is, he is quite brittle and he breaks after a week. I wish a couple of Lego Star Wars sets. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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