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Granted, but you get so much better internet that your (device) explodes.

 

I wish for a pie.

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Granted, but you don't have a compatible device to run them on.

I wish we had more trumpets for the band I just left the rehearsal from. (seriously, we have 2. Well we did have our first rehearsal 2 weeks ago.)

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Grant it, this happens.

 

 

 

I wish I had an Electric Triangle.

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Granted, but there's no where to connect an amplifier, so you can't play loudly.

 

I wish for some new Air Jordans

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Granted, but it is easily drained.

 

I wish for all of the 2002 bionicle sets.

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"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

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Granted, but the collection was so expensive that you now have some debt.

 

I wish I had an Ottoman Saber.

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Granted, but it rusts very quickly.

 

 

I wish for 2010 to be a better year for Bionicle.

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"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

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Granted, now it's so good that they keep selling the sets from 2010 no matter what the story is or whether or not bionicle has ended.

 

I wish there were no flying bears in my backyard.

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Granted, but now there are Carebears.

 

I wish for some KFC

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"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

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Granted, but you say cheesy one liners and cringy pickup lines, disappointing the girls, so they leave you. (I'm sorry :()

 

 

I wish I had a girlfriend...

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"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

-Toa Hahli, Downfall

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Granted, but your stomach feels sore several hours later.

 

I wish I had a friend who likes Bionicle.

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"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

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Granted, but that something went down.

 

I wish Ebay had a retail store.

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"Where wisdom and valor fail, all that remains is faith. And it can overcome all" -Toa Mata Tahu, MNOG

 

"Sometimes a hero has to do something else besides beat the villans and come home covered in glory. Sometimes, he has to make a sacrifice so that a lot of people he's never met before and who don't know his name can live."

-Toa Hahli, Downfall

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Granted, but everything is old and used and you can never find what you want even though everyone else can.

 

I wish SPORE (the PC game) was more popular.

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Granted, they become as good as they used to be until they lapse back into the bad games.

 

I wish people would stop saying that every japanese franchise with monsters in it (Yo-kai Watch, digimon) is a copy of pokemon.

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Granted. You grow mad with power and become the antagonist of an epic story where the residents of you worlds rise up and eventually kill you.

 

I wish I could forget things at will

Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.


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Your wish is granted. Everyone on the planet is now working in a series of sweatshops including children and disabled individuals, save a minority of patricians. Intelligence or creativity among the commoners is swiftly and brutally punished.

 

 

I wish my tooth pain would cease and desist.

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Granted. You feel no pain now. All the bones in your body could be shattered and you wouldn't know until a fragment sliced your heart in half. Can someone remind me the medical term for this?

 

I wish bionicle g2 took itself seriously.

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