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You don't lose your life, but your time travel shenanigans still affect history, and thus affect the timeline for the worse.  It gets so bad that Barry Allen himself uses his super speed to rip through to our universe from the DC universe just to tell you that you dun messed up.

 

I wish for a Bionicle fighting game that has every single named character from both G1 and G2.

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Granted, you are now stranded in an amusement park called 'the world'. If you had chosen 'the land', it'd probably be a different story.

 

 

I wish for more misprints of masks.


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Granted, Lewa gets an unfinished serial written by Greg. It's about his Bota Magna adventures, but Greg stops shortly after the first chapter. It leaves Lewa dangling from a cliff with a BIONICLE dinosaur biting on his foot.

 

I wish for a deadly pathogen that effects everyone but me.


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Granted, but it affects us by turning us into zombies.  We're still here, and we all want to eat your brains.  No wait... you're safe.

I wish for the Barraki species to be given official names.

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Their official species names are literally "Barraki Species #1-6".

 

I wish I had as much say in Bionicle canon as Greg Farshtey.

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Granted, but it's brittle wood.  It all breaks as soon as you touch it, and you cannot use any of it.

I wish for Aayla Secura minifigures in cheap Star Wars sets.

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Granted, but they're so cheap that everyone else buys them all before you can. 

 

I wish my arms were longer so I could reach more things without having to walk over to them. 

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Granted, but now you don't procrastinate at all.  You are constantly doing productive things so that you will have no time to hang out with your friends.

I wish for a Stand.

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I figure you mean Jojo, so you just get a mic stand.  Not even a mic.  Just a stand for one.

 

I wish for a fresh bowl of the best noodles in Japan.

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Granted, but you're even more unpopular than the pink one and noone loves you.

 

Granted, but now you don't procrastinate at all.  You are constantly doing productive things so that you will have no time to hang out with your friends.

 

That wouldn't be that bad actually since I have no friends to hang out with anyway.

 

I wish for a job as LEGO designer.


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Hmm ...no more ear? I actually don't like the idea of making fun of your dog, hope he gets better soon!

I wish magic was real.

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To even fathom the basics of this new real life magic would make even the greatest geniuses go insane.  You go insane from trying to learn how to cast Magic Missile at the darkness.

 

I wish I could travel to the 1980s for a day.

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Granted. Earth moves around Sun at the speed of ~30 kilometers per second, and the whole Solar System moves around the Milky Way at ~792,000 km per hour. You do travel to 1980, but you find yourself where you are now, which means you end up in open space and die.

 

I wish for a sunny week.


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Granted. It's always sunny at Mercury! (On one side, anyway.)

 

I wish my computer was better than a CPU slapped on a potato


Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.


It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!

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Now it's a CPU slapped on two potatoes.

 

I wish I had my own Gundam.

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Granted.  You now have one of those Gundam model kits.  You break all of the pieces trying to put it together, and it looks like trash.

I wish I could catch up on RWBY.

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Granted. I tell you the ending. Now you're all caught up!

 

I wish I knew how to use a sword.


Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.


It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!

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Granted, but your wish is granted by a sea witch who demands your voice in exchange.

(I'm not sure if this is right, technically I did not corrupt the wish).

 

I wish for pizza to be available for anyone for free.


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Granted, but you get pizza that has your least favorite topping on it.

I wish that I was old enough to down some Irish flu shots.

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You're old enough now, but just as you're about to take your first sip, the drinking age is now raised.

I wish I had a pet Tarakava that loves me too much to try and kill me.

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Granted.  Your wish is not corrupted, but you are.  You begin a despotic reign of terror over your country, only to die of a nosebleed.

I wish that I knew how to paint well.

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