I will admit; that was a stupid question, but you must understand that the float designer has some odd ideas. But now that the couch situation is cleared up, you don't have to stand and wave at the crowds! After all, you'll need rest after your astounding journey.
The tailor will get right down to it. Boy, this parade will be something to remember! Also want it to be ticker-tape or no confetti? I have amassed tons of unpaid bills that I could shred.