Toa Smoke Monster

Since I don't speak Japanese, I'd go with the Death Medal tune. 

WYR eat cookies or cupcakes for a dessert after a meal?

Honestly, given how I sleep, I probably wouldn't wake up unless you woke me up.

WWYDI you discovered a new element in your backyard?

No.

Do you play Pokemon Go?

Long workday.

I use a Kanoka Disk of Shrinking to shrink you down to a smaller size. Surprised by this, you lose your grip on the Mask. I then hit you with a Kanoka Disk of Teleportation, sending you to who knows where. 

My Mask.

I kind of prefer the official combiner model over the other one. Though I will say I don't recall ever seeing the catalog one before. It does look cool, but I like the build of the official one better overall.

Not usually. I have been told I'm a fast walker though, so I get to places really quickly regardless. 

Do you wear shorts in snowy weather?

I guess I'd go with the song from White Zombie, though I should mention I haven't heard of either song.

WYR eat nothing but fruits and vegetables all day or eat nothing but candy all day?

Non workday.

As I'm someone who doesn't cook often, I would probably either be fired before the week is up or the restaurant would probably be shutdown from how bad my food would be. 

WWYDI you couldn't speak for a week?

I value my Bionicle collection over my other sets, so I'd have the bricks be turned into Duplos.

WYR have a carpet floor or a wooden floor?

I've seen the first two before, so I don't think they are new. I'm not sure about the third one.

Do you drink at least one bottle of water a day?

Extremely hot.

I would try to take apart pieces of the ship to make a life boat. I'd probably fail at it, but at least I'd go down trying. 

WWYDI you discovered you could make fog whenever and wherever you wanted to make it?

I would tell them that I would make for a horrible ruler, get them to elect someone else for the job, and get out of there.

WWYDI you randomly woke up on top of a tall mountain?

Not really, no.

Do you believe yourself to be a good singer?

I'd probably go with the pool. I could at least attempt to keep away from the jellyfish.

WYR eat only apples for one day or oranges for one day?

I actually haven't played this game.

But still, it's cool that an Easter Egg was found in it after all this time.

I'd probably ignore them unless they started bothering me.

WWYDI you found a dinosaur skull buried in your backyard?

No. Because I don't need a lot of sleep to function.

Do you take a nap during the day?

Caught Kyurem

I'd take the wagon.

WYR pet a snake or let a roach walk along your arm?

There were a couple jobs I wanted as a kid. But they have nothing to do with the career I have now.

Do you wear socks when you are not wearing shoes?

Honestly, I'd probably sell it. 

WWYDI you had to watch a TV show you hated for 12 hours straight?

Honestly, I'd probably ignore them and play on my Switch.

WWYDI you discovered you could breathe underwater?