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Empress of Love and Hatred

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  • Birthday 04/24/1982

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  1. Is the one without a shirt fat, hairy or saggy? As for dog-walking in your yard...see, we put nothing but rocks in our yard when we lived in a neighbourhood. No dogs pooped there. EVER.
  2. It's obvious what you have to do. Kill the little brat before Christmas, and then take his presents...
  3. I don't recognise a single name on this list.... This is for 2000-2010, right?
  4. so you're a megabloks minifigure?
  5. never seen anything like that before, but have you ever seen those "glasses" that are all opaque, except for a lot of tiny holes. They strengthened the eye muscles, because you'd have to focus on individual dots in order to see through them. I'd assume these are something similar, your eye just focuses on the clear parts. That said, since when do Sunglasses have to be functional? Just look at all of the ones released with super-wide/tall ear-thingies? Those are obstructive to perepheral vision.
  6. they don't sell the minifigure collections ANYWHERE near me....
  7. 1. The general belief is that Santa only counts naughtiness from December, although you could also say that he weighs ALL of our good and bad deeds over the entire year, and whichever is in surplus decides our being good or bad. 2. Santa runs the "mall-santa" business. All children's requests are digitally recorded and fed to the North Pole. Santa said in a press conference in October that he is considering using clones of himself by 2014. 3. Santa owns over 70,000 businesses across the world. Almost everything in your home has a "child monitor" that detects a child in the house, and immediately begins recording their actions. 4. Inflammatory religious-based comment removed. -B6 5. You know that one top-secret military base with all the rumours and conspiracy theories surrounding it? That is actually Santa's "technology-testing Headquarters." People say they're testing anti-gravity there. That is because Santa is under pressure from PETA to stop relying on the endagered angravitus reignydeerus and move on to technology less cruel towards animals. He also had a teleportation device invented in 1936, which he uses to get into all houses now, since every uses their fireplace to hold candles now. 6. Santa Claus was blackmailed by the U.S. Government to stop giving presents to homeless children, as a plot to eradicate their worthless smelly, and poorly dressed behinds from the planet, resulting in a clean world where only honest hard-working people live. 7. Santa would use the hypno-itius 3700.02.57.08 (subject to change) to lock you into a deep sleep, proceed to slap your face for thirty minutes, and would yell into you ear that he is NOT Publisher's Clearing House. That said, I believe in Santa until I was thirteen, and I'm DARN proud of it! Child-like innocense is the best thing there is!
  8. Did somebody say "Ambassador"? I couldn't find a pyramid....
  9. Does this explain why Dick Clark has been around for three Centuries without aging a day?
  10. You banner is too big. The largest it can be is 300X800, yours is 500Xsomething.

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