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Are YOU, TOA IGNITER, in possesion of a PORTAL GUN?

That INFORMATION is none of your BUSINESS, PIRAKA THOK.

The answer is most likely yes, then.

I have a much better joke for YOU, TOA IGNITER.

What is BROWN and STICKY?

This is an ASK COLUMN, not a JOKE-TELLING TOPIC. I shall answer that QUESTION for you. The answer is PIRAKA AVAK in a sort of STICKY SUBSTANCE. There, I have answered your QUESTION. Now tell me where the TOA INIKA are, PIRAKA THOK!

That is not the answer TOA IGNITER, the answer is a STICK!

Wait, if you trapped "Piraka Vezok" in a closet, then how is he writing his other blogs?

I don't get it. That JOKE is obviously not as funny as mine.

And obviously PIRAKA VEZOK has escaped from my CAPTIVITY. I should never have trusted that KNOT-TYING MANUAL. It was probably a DECOY crafted by the PIRAKA! Although I do believe the "DO NOT PUT IN MOUTH" POINTS should be taken seriously.

Why do you use caps a lot?

I do not use CAPS. I am simply stating NAMES. I, TOA IGNITER, am a PERFECTLY SANE AND RATIONAL BEING.

Have you ever played BIONICLE Heroes? Cause you look a lot like the silver Toa in the DS version.

That was supposed to be a GAME? I thought it was a TRAINING PROGRAM for hunting PIRAKA.