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  1. It's customary here to start each day with a shift drink. Let's make it special. Mark the occasion. This is the top-shelf stuff, now! Single barrel! Vinum memoriae mors!

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      Simulacrum

      -Doolittle, Act III

  2. Dude I love your avatar pacific rim was great

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      Simulacrum

      what are you talking about, it's clearly from Robot Jox

  3. > tfw you've had "rock lobster" stuck in your head all weekend

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      Simulacrum

      ...I had no idea the B-52's were such an effective torture device.

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  4. Note to self: motivating others is a bad thing--will turn down the urbanity ASAP.

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      Simulacrum

      But if I feel motivated I might actually -do- something!

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  5. Welcome to Here and There Along the Echo, a guide to the Echo River for drifters and pilgrims.

  6. 3codak5me

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      Simulacrum

      seriously Advanced Dungeons & Discourse is one of the greatest things ever

       

      Kierkeguardian and Bayesian Empirimancer still get me everytime

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  7. You have proven that you are the best / You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest~

  8. Sometimes you just breathe road.

  9. Now I know just what to do / Feign amnesia / How I wish it wasn't true / Wish it wasn't true right now

    1. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      We were standing outside of Sidewalk / With that crazy guy dancing behind us / With our forced smiles and all of the laughing / Then my sister lied, didn't need that ride

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  10. i know a girl who's a natural dancer / with a cape and a hat she's a natural dancer / she coughs and she laughs and she makes a lot of calls / and all of the people applaud

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      Simulacrum

      I know a girl who's a jumpin' bean / She's got keys and a token when she hits the scene / Yeah I know a girl who's got a record machine / She acts like David Lee Roth when he turned 21

       

      As she leaves the store / As she leaves the store (#### good times) / All of the people applaud (#### good times)

  11. AAAAAAAAA. I finally know what your avatar and banner are from! I approve.

  12. Roses are red / And ready for plucking / You're sixteen / And ready for high school.

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      Simulacrum

      unless my Breakfast of Champions has always lied to me, this should be the original passage

       

      if it has been lying

       

      then

       

      well

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  13. ¿Leoncitos a mi?

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      Simulacrum

      don't be overly confident or anything

       

      lions are dangerous, kids

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  14. In my middle years, I have exchanged the position of the fetus for the position of a corpse.

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      Simulacrum

      -Joseph Heller, Something Happened (1974)

  15. "a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska, "

  16. I never was very refined, you see, / (And it weighs on my brother's mind, you see) / But there's no reproach among swine, d'you see, / For being a bit of a swine.

  17. Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronnntonnerronntuonnnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk. That's a compound word, that is.

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      Simulacrum

      The fall!

       

      Let us here consider the casus, my dear little cousis (husstenhasstencaffincoffintussemtossemdamandamnacosaghcusaghhobixhatouxpeswchbechoscashlcarcarcaract) of the Ondt and the Gracehoper.

  18. I never was very refined, you see, / (And it weighs on my brother's mind, you see) / But there's no reproach among swine, d'you see, / For being a bit of a swine.

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      Simulacrum

      So I'm off with wallet and staff to eat

      The bread that is three parts chaff to wheat,

      But glory be! - there's a laugh to it,

      Which isn't the case when we dine.

       

      -Rudyard Kipling, The Prodigal Son (Stanza #2)

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  19. Bronislava's face is pretty close to mine, as far as Aphrodisiacal Sniper's concerned.

  20. I think I am one of the biggest names in the BIONICLE fandom because BAC is a fandom-wide masterpiece.

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      Simulacrum

      "This is going to be the most significant graphical literature event since X-Men: Curse of the Mutants: Mutants vs. Vampires." And I do not say that lightly.

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  21. Sir Cogwheel for next name change. Yay or Nay?

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