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"Ood on the loo..."
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I could stare at your About Me section all day.
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THIS, is my Timey-Wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.
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Just got a TARDIS playset in the post :3
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Does the name Lord Harkon mean anything to you?
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Drem yol lok, grah-zeymahzin Dov. Did I do that right? But of course, little to none of you understand me, I feel so clever.
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All my friends IRL have gone on holiday
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HARRY SULLIVAN IS AN IMBECIIIIIILLLEEE
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Once the pumpkin's been set in the puppy litter, then no carpet can violin that basket.
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She's the backbone of this facility. Pretty as a postcard too. Sorry fellas, she's married... To SCIENCE.
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Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.
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I wonder what would happen if a bee had a pollen allergy.
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"I'm taking you to the station... Where is it?"
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Rahkshi staves hurt.
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You either die a trilogy or live long enough to see yourself become Batman & Robin
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I have come to the conclusion that metal hurts my teeth.