a goose

Are you so certain, Vorex? A good payback from you would come as a shock.

Oh, trust me, the forty-five days of facepalms and laughs will be looked back upon fondly by both of us.

And, also, you could make puns in the TOPIC. Y'know, if you READ THE SHORT STORY AND POSTED IN IT? *hint, hint*

That would imply that I have time to read it, which I do not at the current moment.