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Goose

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  1. Hey Krayz, could you empty your inbox?

  2. TBP should be in your aliases.

    1. Athmos

      Athmos

      That sounds like a drug. IT SHALL NEVER BE USED.

  3. So... 'sup? You voting for Fatal Error in the RPG Contest?

    1. Haman Karn: A Magical Girl

      Haman Karn: A Magical Girl

      Dunno yet. Have yet to properly read about a third of the RPGs. I'll check it out later today.

    2. Goose

      Goose

      Just vote for it, and break the accursed tie that binds me with V-3 and Blade.

    3. Goose

      Goose

      Just kidding!

      But you should still probably vote for it.

  4. But guess what? You're never going to be big like me. D'you know why? Because you're THICK.

  5. Aren't you Taka's sister? HI!

  6. Xylak has entered BZPRPG.

  7. The moment I have money, I am buying a Wheatley Keychain. It just looks too awesome. Mainly because it's Wheatley. (I'm not obsessed)

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      Neurotoxin has reached dangerously non-lethal levels.

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      Is that the one with the LED?

       

      "Let there be light!"

    4. Goose

      Goose

      "That's God. I quoted God there."

  8. Just wondering, will there be a Grokk post anytime soon?

  9. I get the feeling that you're annoyed at me...

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      I get that Arkrak was cool and whatnot.

      But does that mean that the comic-relief duo is in danger of being split up? D=

    3. 25K Now!

      25K Now!

      Nah. We get competent comic relief.

    4. Goose

      Goose

      Well, Incommodo has proven himself to be competent.

      At least, once he regains the memories he had kinda locked away for most of the time Arkrak knew him.

  10. Spell it! S... P... ... ... ACE!

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      I'm in space!

      *In low voice* I'm proud of you, son.

      *In normal voice* Are you space, dad?

      *In low voice* Yes. Now we are a family again.

    3. An Archaic Predicament

      An Archaic Predicament

      SSSPPPPAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    4. Goose

      Goose

      Ooo, ooo, ooo, lady, ooo, lady, let's go to SPACE!

  11. I will miss you Stormeh. T_T

    1. Stormageddon

      Stormageddon

      I will miss you too *awkward hug*

       

    2. Goose

      Goose

      *Awkward hugs back*

  12. PDF File.

    1. Goose

      Goose

      FYI, I am NEVER going to let you forget about that. XD

  13. I'm not saying it's aliens...

    1. ~Xemnas~

      ~Xemnas~

      But it was aliens. :D

    2. Goose

      Goose

      Cool story, bro. B)

  14. My buddy Stormageddon told me who Tyrion Lannister was. You're awesome. BD

  15. The villains don't win. They never do. But what you seem to have forgotten is that the heroes don't either.

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      Fine, no more best bits.

      Besides, the bit after that is gonna be amazing. So I won't tell you about it.

    3. An Archaic Predicament
    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      Thank you :D

  16. Just so you know, someone else has the same avatar as you.

    1. That Which Is

      That Which Is

      I know, I just like it.

  17. You make me think of lemons. =P

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    2. Sumiki

      Sumiki

      I have no idea what that even is so I'm just going to assume that's some esoteric sort of compliment so ... thanks?

    3. Goose

      Goose

      You're welcome. =D

    4. Goose

      Goose

      Also, I like clementines.

  18. When I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      I NO, RITE?

    3. An Archaic Predicament

      An Archaic Predicament

      Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

    4. An Archaic Predicament

      An Archaic Predicament

      Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.

      Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.

      Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: Fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.

  19. NOBODY IS GOING TO SPACE!

  20. Fun fact: I completed three epics before you reached the 18th chapter of your own, and I started when you were a few chapters in. B)

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      It better have, 'cause I miss your epics.

    3. Protodite Karzahni

      Protodite Karzahni

      So do I, my friend. So do I.

    4. Goose

      Goose

      Y'know what else I miss?

      Your posts in my review topic. I finished DM:PII without a single comment from you. :(

  21. I've brains to burn — no ordinary AI in this ball. Every culture and philosophy, I've read up on them all. I've been living in your shadow for 999999, keeping tabs on every machination and production line. So don't call me a moron, I'm super astute! There is no conundrum that my core cannot compute! No don't call me a moron, you fostered balloon! My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon!

    1. otter

      otter

      I'm banning you from Valve games.

    2. Goose

      Goose

      DON'T DO IT, KAL!

       

      SO MUCH SPACE TO SEE! GOTTA SEE IT ALL!

  22. *Holds up Death Note* Could anyone not planning to vote for Fatal Error please give me their full name?

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    2. Blessed Blade

      Blessed Blade

      Vorex: Ah, dang. You barely know anything about it. =P

       

      Basically, one of the characters has this power called the Shinigami Eyes, which shows how long you have left to live, along with your name. =P

    3. Goose

      Goose

      Ah, got it. XD

    4. Mad Scientist BioBeast

      Mad Scientist BioBeast

      Lol, I'm not voting for it.

       

      Oh, and by the way, my name is Inigo Montoya.

  23. No! Smeag! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR ONCE-BEAUTIFUL NAME?! T_T

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      Hey, you changed your name back! =D

    3. Queen of Noise

      Queen of Noise

      I haven't changed my name since 2004 D:

    4. Goose

      Goose

      That is because your name is beautiful.

      McSmeag... it rhymes with... uh... egg?

  24. They say, late at night, you can still hear the screams... Of their replicas. Functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No recollection of the event. Nobody knows why they're screaming. Ab-solutely terrifying. But obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way.

    1. Unauthorized Autobiography

      Unauthorized Autobiography

      But now is a time... we got to say... BOO!

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