a goose

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The 400-post-special I mentioned a few status' back. *Facepalm*

You can't expect me to read EVERY status you post.

Actually, yes, yes I can.

I'll break it down for you, godlings: the Aurum are gonna eat the entire Earth. But stow your fear! Pyrrhon has a delivery, and the return address is justice.

Just, y'know, as a point of interest.

I HAVE KIDNAPPED AMZY AND AM KEEPING HER IN MY WALK-IN CLOSET

I MUST SAVE HER FROM THE WALK-IN CLOSET OF EVIL!!!

FOR GREAT JUSTICE! And funny avatars. =3

No sour mash, no rye. Have I taught you nothing?

I ran out of rye! I need more

Auuuugust

Villains are no match for Pyrrhon!

Why must our conversations always devolve into you shouting out Pyrrhon quotes?

Stow your fear! Pyrrhon has a delivery, and the return address is justice!

Don't forget drinking uisge beatha and Guinness and having fun.

Grochi, it's 'uisce'. With a 'c'. (I'm fluent in Irish)

Guinness and fun are awesome.

...Not that I'd no anything about the first one, of course. XP

*TotC voice* YOU BELOOOONG TO UUZZZ

Unless you live in Southern Ireland. In which case, go nuts.

How many do you have?

Two.

I feel sorry for the people with 5. XD

How do you get warning points?

I have none, for the record.

13

Gosh!!!! Come!!!! AGH!!!! YOU ARE COMING INACTIVE!

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! YOU ARE MISSING 16 OPEN VOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From now on, I will refer to you as Amzy. =3

LOL I don't have a problem with that.

YAY!

Now read it, my guinea pi- I mean, friend...

In a bit. I have some carbon emissions to attend to.

*Ahem*

Soon as possible, Wotz.

Besides, I have a Chapter 8 tradition, remember?

Because I'm still the newest FM - hence, the FM noob. I'll probably be that way for a while until they hire another.

Ah. So although you aren't A noob forum mentor, you are THE noob forum mentor?

That makes perfect sense. =P

Out of the doorway, the bullets rip,

To the sound of the beat!

Another one bites the dust,

Another one bites the dust,

And another one gone, and another one gone, and another one bites the dust!

Hey, I'm gonna get you too!

Another one bites the dust!

Yes.

I have definitely heard this song.

This song. 'Tis awesome.

You should post in it.

You should post in it.

Actually, I think only you may be that way. I most certainly am not.

Trust me, deep within everyone is a spammer. Just like everyone has that voice in their head that tells them to kill people (everyone does have that, right? Right?), everyone has a voice in their head that tells them to spam.

I have neither... the voice tells me to watch T.V.

No, I caught the heart attack part.

Well, Nekron's gonna have some awesome stuff.

And once Ihrey's regained consciousness, Nekron'll be beginning the big part of his revenge.

I have 666 posts, scary!

You may want to post in Techna.

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Anytime soon would be nice. =P

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Anytime soon would be nice. =P

NOW POST AGAIN.

AGAIN!

o_O

U NO WAT?

IMMA GONNA DO IT. OK?

You know the drill. XD

At the moment.

I have no idea what is going on in Techna.

Well, Incommodo's pretty far away from Arkrak, but Arkrak isn't all that far from Nikarra and Pirok. (And, if you look at the last page, you'll notice that Nikarra has been screaming at Pirok)

Will the Reichenbach thing be coming up?

Yes, yes. I'm a bit swamped at the moment, but I should be able to get something up soon.

Ah.

Also, I did something which should go down in the history of comedic events in the BZPRPG.

...Okaaaay.

Please post again. Please.

(Referring to Commodum)