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Granted! He falls into a coma.I wish The Invisible Noob was my slave again.

To hide their ugly... can you even call... those... faces?What is my favourite number? (Guess right and you get an unbelievable prize)

IC: PirokPirok's final plan had, it seemed, failed. Not even he could think of a plan insane enough to deal with Echelon...IC: ProditorProditor, however, could.Turning to JL, he began:"You are a Toa of Lightning, are you not? Have you ever heard of electromagnetics?"Proditor's plan was simple."Simply send out numerous blasts of lightning above, to the right, to the left, and below the being, charged negatively. Then, charge yourself negatively...And step forward."Proditor's plan was as simple as it was insane. A Toa of Magnetics, defeated by magnetism. And, if JL did all of this at the correct speed, Echelon would be unable to change his charge, and would be forced away from JL. Of course, JL may be forced away from him but, at the correct speed, this would not happen. Proditor could not help but see the irony in the fact that the one JL called 'stupid' may end up the only one ingenious enough to solve their predicament.OOC: I'm not giving up that easily, GH. ›=)IC: PirokPirok's final plan had, it seemed, failed. Not even he could think of a plan insane enough to deal with Echelon...IC: ProditorProditor, however, could.Turning to JL, he began:"You are a Toa of Lightning, are you not? Have you ever heard of electromagnetics?"Proditor's plan was simple."Simply send out numerous blasts of lightning above, to the right, to the left, and below the being, charged negatively. Then, charge yourself negatively...And step forward."Proditor's plan was as simple as it was insane. A Toa of Magnetics, defeated by magnetism. And, if JL did all of this at the correct speed, Echelon would be unable to change his charge, and would be forced away from JL. Of course, JL may be forced away from him but, at the correct speed, this would not happen. Proditor could not help but see the irony in the fact that the one JL called 'stupid' may end up the only one ingenious enough to solve their predicament.OOC: I'm not giving up that easily, GH. ›=)

Because they're too ugly to live.How many more times will I die in The Corrupt-A-Wish Game?

Granted! You wished to be my slave, due to post-hypnotic suggestion.I wish you would jump off a cliff, slave!

(In Mr. T voice) Because you a FOOL!When will people stop subverting my jokes?

Granted, but your last name becomes Stormageddon, and people refer to you as that, 'cause it's far more interesting than Bob.I wish I was the temporary ruler-of-the-universe to-be.

There're only so many ways one can describe that quote. All of them have been used.

Granted, but someone mistakes your eye for a cheese-grater, and a side-effect of your over-wishing has given you lactose intolerance.I wish my subconscious was not a pyromaniac.

Granted, but you accidentally eat the non-safe, explosive chocolate instead.I wish my BZPRPG characters were canon.

The crumpled hat is frivolous now?

Granted. I was not ninja'd, I ninja'd you.I wish my raccoon overlords had infinite respect for me.

No, they have no mouths.kanohi_master, why is your brother sneaking up behind you with a dagger?

Are we there yet? PHYSICS!And, kanohi_master, you've driven me to a lot of things. That sigfad is only the most recent...

You forgot to wish! And why didn't he get any raisins?I wish that the world accepted our raccoon overlords.

At one point, TheSkeletonMan939.Does anyone here believe jokes should not be subverted?

How could a HAT dishonour ancestors?And the subversion of jokes joke is explained in 'Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer'.

Because you read my blog.Do you read my blog?

Granted! The engine doesn't work.I wish others would recognise my genius.

Hands tearing time. And butchers. Interesting.And it wasn't you or the raccoon, it was kanohi_master.

So, we're different, and that means some of us don't have a better quality of living? We don't have a lower quality of life. Some of us are bullied, or discriminated against, and our lives aren't happy, but you should say some of us don't have lives we believe are happy. Our quality of life is not affected unless we decide to stop eating, or walking, or breathing, etcetera.

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IC: Pirok "NOW!" Pirok shouted, sending a burst of fire hurtling at Echelon.IC: ProditorHearing the signal, Proditor released a blast of air from his sword.