Single Status Update
If I were a successful, popular musician with a long career behind me, I wouldn't do an unplugged album. No. I would do an unpugged album, in which, for the first time, my fans would get to hear my songs without me whispering "pugs" in the background, to pugs, which make a lot of weird snuffly noises back at me because they know I'm talking about them. After forty years, I would finally offer fans an escape from that. I'd whisper "dachshunds" instead.