Eiji Hino

Ask Lan: Have you ever had alcohol?

Ask Lan: Have you ever sung a drinking song?

Top o' the mornin' to ya, laddies! Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a pint of stout and an "Ask Lan" question!

Ask Lan: Why won't you love me?

Valentine's Day may have been a week ago, but that doesn't mean you can't "Ask Lan" for love advice anymore. (Though, knowing me, and the way I answer stuff, you probably won't want my love advice.)

I'm back... I think. Maybe? Probably.

Ask Lan: How many pizza rolls can you eat in one sitting?

Ask Lan: How many pizza rolls can you eat in one sitting?

Welp, being grounded is a sucky way to start off the new year. To those who expect me to do something, I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait.

"Ask Lan" is getting jolly! Stop by and celebrate Christmas by asking me your festive questions!

"Ask Lan" is getting jolly! Stop by and celebrate Christmas by asking me your festive questions!

"Ask Lan" is getting jolly! Stop by and celebrate Christmas by asking me your festive questions!

That avatar makes you look super gangsta btw.

I challenge you to a race. We're both at 464 posts; let's see who can get the next rank up the fastest. (To my knowledge, it's at 500 posts.) You down?

Ask Lan: What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Ask Lan: What is the true meaning of Christmas?

I only eat the dankest memes.

"Ask Lan" is getting jolly! Stop by and celebrate Christmas by asking me your festive questions!

"If you lace your dope with rope, the pope will give you soap. And if you find rope beside your soap, the dope pope will give you hope. And that way, you can cope."

"If you lace your dope with rope, the pope will give you soap. And if you find rope beside your soap, the dope pope will give you hope. And that way, you can cope."

How does anyone take Adam Taurus seriously? He's literally average anime edgelord supreme.

Do I look dead to you?

Tonight was amazing.

Ask Lan: How dank can a meme be?

Ask Lan: How many chicken McNugs can fit in a snug?