Bionicle Guru

The so-called "BIONICLE Day" has arrived and the only BIONICLE sets near me at the moment are a sealed Carapar, a sealed Vahki Bordahk with trans-ice blue lid, an opened, water-damaged Onua Nuva, and a Matoran Balta missing his second sword and with a cracked socket joint.

*Looks at profile*

"DAYS WON: 1"

Wow, that's new. Didn't think I of all members would "win" a day at BZPower! Even if it is just content likes. Man, now I wish my old forum posts still existed; think of all the upvotes and likes my massive postings on Toa-Bohrok relations, arguments for the Matoran Universe being a big robot, and the glue that unites us all as BIONICLE fans would get nowadays. Alas!

I miss the old days. There, I admit it!

If you need to reach me, don't use the PM system. It's been full for years. Drop me a comment on my profile here!

"Oh, would you look at the time? Sorry, reboot is OVER! Head back home; your last paycheck is in the mail!" the Voice suddenly proclaimed. "Wait, WHAT!" all Toga Losa immediately shouted. "We've barely done anything!" Omoa contested. "Our union lawyers will be giving you a call!" Garbie threatened. "Don't let the door hit you on the way out," the Voice said, and then it was silent. Quietly, the Toga Losa turned away, walked t...

"Ambidextrous?" Kohlspaka sputtered. "I can barely say the word, and you want me to be it?" "Yes, it's part of the new, slightly-retooled personality quirks we're giving you all! Isn't it awesome?" the Voice said. "OK, fine," Kohls retorted. "But what does that even mean???"

"I am Taibo, the MASTER OF ....!" Wait, I forgot my line again! A rumble could be overheard from on high, and that Voice came down and declared, "SPARKLERS! C'mon fool, the fate of this franchise reboot rests on you and the others! Now pull it together. Take 54..."

OK Island! Where all the huts were prefabricated imports and all the "Toefungi" were clones! Toga Taibo, the Master of Sparklers, looked up at the Script in the Sky, and prepared to say his lines for the kids watching below the stage.

Taibo did not want to be rebooted. He liked Make-a Goui, not this weird "OK" island...

HOLY. KANOHI. IT'S HAPPENING!!! 2015!

Toga Leyup wishes someone would let him out of the sardine can he washed ashore in...again.

Can't believe I've been a member on this site almost 11 years, and they scrubbed my posts and topics from the history books...how will people ever know the gospel of BORNICLE?

10 years on BZP come July.

Slip of the keyboard, I suppose. Oh well.

Ah, my friend, if you were to read more of my posts across the board, you would find it is I who is (more often than not) the one not being serious. Between you and I, however, I can honestly say I do not condone his perspective, but I respect his boldness to do it so flagrantly.

Just saw you post on my profile; thanks, I'll keep that in mind for future reports.

Go ahead, man. I'd be honored to have a sig presence for something other than BORNICLE.

Yo, I just wanted to thank you for having the Taylor Swift picture in your sig. Every time I read another mundane topic on BZP and see your sig come up, it forces me to smile. Really good, simple way to brighten my day.

Hahah, thanks! Too bad it suddenly violated signature guidelines. Otherwise, I would still have it up.

Thanks! I think I was actually under the influence of "Toy Story 3" when I wrote that, but I meant every word.

Obviously, our dear Greg was under the weather (he mentioned this in a blog or post somewhere). Only a delirious state could cause such random statements about powerless Kanohi masks also turning into "gravy."

Greetings!

Sorry for the late reply. You caught me at the start of finals. Anyway, I don't write BORNICLE anymore. However, I have not quit writing, so you never know when one day I'll return to my favorite comedic project.

Yeah, that is the reason I quit writing BORNICLE: college. Not that that is an entirely bad thing. For you see, with the education I'm getting, I'll hopefully get a good enough job to allow me to have enough free time in the future to write all the BORNICLE I want, and then some.

Thank you for the birthday greeting!

Thank you for the birthday greetings!