Dokuma

Cee and I would like to use this day to announce our newborn child Dokumanthrax III.

+17,000 DokkyTunapoints

I think I just found my next screen name.

+17

Insert Caturday related Image here.

 

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

I blame the poop monkey lord person.

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Also notice how this story was published before the convo took place. >:0

Timezones, my dear.

wat is this madness

MIND = BLOWN

Now THAT is the win of the day.

Bippidy boppidy.

Bionicles is the singular form of Bionicleses.

Is Bears?

Is freeshh??

Is eating your potential in-laws a good idea?

Very. You'll wish you'd done it sooner.

Marry me.

brb FBI

What's the relationship between electricity and magnetism?

Electromagnetism.

What are these things? I have no experience.

Fly on,

Zakitano

How do I shot web?

What kind of ship is a relationship? Is it the kind of ship bears sail on?

It is not wholly unlike the Titanic.

wat is this madness

MIND = BLOWN

Guys, this wasn't an IM.

You take forever to reply.

 

- Tilius

Eh?

Like I said before, I have noooooooo idea.

 

I they're some kind of Asian food....though I hear it might be a kind of pasta.

 

However, to be quite frank, I don't really know.

-Cherixon

No, I think you're confusing it with antipasto.

They're a form of currency, I believe.

No silly, that's Makuta.

But what will you do now, Jim?

I'm going to Disney World!

You're leaving your paper comapny?

 

Have you ever deep fried a bear?

-Cherixon

No, I have not.

Are you a Cylon, Jim?

Not that I know of.

Has a bear ever driven a ship on Battlestar Galactica?

Not to my knowledge.

Do bears eat beets?

That's a ridiculous question.

Was there ever a episode of Battlestar Galactica in which a bear ate a beet?

 

Do bears even eat beets?

 

Could you beat a bear with a beet?

 

A Bear, a beet and a episode of Battlestar Galactica walk into a bar. What happens next?

 

Is there any connection between a bear, a beet and Battlestar Galactica?

 

I could do this all day...

tl;dr

BEARS

Yes.

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

I think we broke his brain.

Michael!

Michael!

Because you won't be leaving. Ever.

Do your printers catch on fire?

No, but our cheesey pitas do.

Dokuma, you're a finished school? What kind of school?

 

Also, could you please define the word "comapny?" I'm afraid I don't know what it means.

Who's Dokuma?

>comapny

>I'm finished school.

 

wat

I didn't say I learned anything.

Is customer service important to you?

No. Only cool dudes rely on customer service and whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an cool dude do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

 

What kind of bear is best?

That’s a ridiculous question…

+7,000 Schrutebucks

Better.

EVEN BETTER

Is customer service important to you?

No. Only cool dudes rely on customer service and whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an cool dude do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

 

What kind of bear is best?

That’s a ridiculous question…

+7,000 Dokkypoints

Who is this Jim guy anyway

At first I thought it was Wobbuffet but then I FISH

I AM UGLY AND I AM PROUD