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    Still Alive.

    By -Bionicleman-,

    I thought about posting this on someone else's blog, but that seemed like a jerky thing to do. Still, I do think this song very much applies to that other blog, but I'll just let your imagination fill in the gaps.
     
    Without further ado:
     
    Forms FORM-29027201-12
    Test Assessment Report
     
    This was a triumph.
    I'm making a note here:
    HUGE SUCCESS.
    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.
    Aperture Science.
    We do what we must
    because we can.
    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.
     
    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the Science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun.
    For the people who are
    still alive.
     
    Dear, <<Subject Name Here>>,
     
    I'm not even angry.
    I'm being so sincere right now.
    Even though you broke my heart.
    And killed me.
    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!
    Now these points of date
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta
    We're releasing on time.
    So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
    Think of all the things we learned
    for the people who are
    still alive.
     
    One last thing:
     
    Go ahead and leave me.
    I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you.
    Maybe Black Mesa...
    THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
    Anyway, this cake is great.
    It's so delicious and moist.
    Look at me still talking
    when there's science to do.
    When I look out there,
    it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
     
    PS: And believe me I am
    still alive.
    PPS: I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
    still alive.
     
    FINAL THOUGHT:
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
     
    FINAL THOUGHT PS:
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.
     
    STILL ALIVE
     
    THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING
    IN THIS
    ENRICHMENT CENTER ACTIVITY!!
  2. -Bionicleman-
    As a staff member of the BS01 wiki, naturally I would spend most of my time there. Unfortunately, the wiki has been down for quite some time now. *sigh* And I'm completely bored out of my mind.
     
    Maybe I'll be lucky and the wiki will be back soon. Or not. Ah well, life is hard as a wiki member.
     
    EDIT: Just testing whether I can edit old entries. This entry is four years old, way back when the wiki was down. However, all was not bad, Utopia and KoAP were around.
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