Ichthys

Granted, you're still lazy, just a little less so. I wish for my own kingdom filled with people that love and serve me faithfully.

No! Amane is a dirty innie after all?! How could this be?! The whole fabric of my life begins to unravel, the foundation of my life crumbles... it was all a lie! D:

Yes. Do you believe there is a purpose to life?

The lollipops are spinning so fast you can't lick them without burning the skin off your tongue. I wish for my own space-station.

"Gears" a Haiku by Ichthys. Gears go round and round Clicketty clack, neverending Wonder what they're for? Thank you.

You know, you really grind my gears!

Granted; you are now a genie who receives wishes from others, but you cannot grant any wishes for yourself. I wish for a fish on a dish.

The girl in the japanese animation is discovered in a avatar! What happy is on her face!

I am going to name every super person in your signature and give them a backstory or power: 1. Chick of the Sea; she accidently ate some radioactive canned tuna, she now has the power to smell very strongly of fish. A potent power. 2. Princess of the Hair; she used some nuclear waste as hair-gel, now she can control her hair with her mind. 3. Androgynous Man; Hard to tell from appearance whether it's a man or a woman, and while the criminal is trying to figure it out he punches 'em out. 4. The Red Baron; gained his powers in an unfortunate paint factory accident, has the power to summon wild bulls to himself. 5. C3-K.O.; a crime-fighting robot, and rival with Cybob. 6. Bo Uppercut; A super villain who goes around beating up people with better hair than himself. He is unable to style his hair in any other way besides a bowl cut. 7. The Scorn; Her super stare can make even the bravest, most-self confident person wither into insecurity and shame. 8. La Luchadora- A villainess, she was kicked out of the WWE for her highly illegal wrestling moves. Normally a polite, quiet woman, when she gets angry, she relapses into her stage persona, dons her mask, and begins to attack anyone around her. She likes to collect folding chairs. 9. Aftershock- A brilliant inventor, he created a suit that is extremely sensitive to static electricity. He can deliver a concentrated shock of upwards to a thousand volts. 10. Cybob- he's not really a cyborg, he just wants to be one. He wears a strainer on his head and makes robot sounds. He's also particularly good at doing the robot. 11. Black Licorice; she has the power to shoot out red licorice sticks from her eyes. Her name is not based on the color of her licorice, but her love of evil. 12. Emperor Evil; he has a rare condition in which he is allergic to people, so his eyes are often irritated and red. His solution is to eliminate all allergens... or take his meds. Also, he's won the annual "Evil Cackle" competition eight years running. 13. and 14. The Stache and The Beard, pretty unremarkable except for their wicked facial hair. Their facial hair is so wicked, in fact, that they felt compelled to give themselves over to a life of villainy. 15. The Bone Ranger; An evil cowboy who goes around on his evil horse, Sliver. 16. Azul Amoeba- An ameoba enlarged to giant proportions due to some science experiment gone wrong, his only interest is his all-consuming hunger.

It's a Hakakauakauuuuakkuukuku. With adjustable scope feature!

Granted, but this isn't a game you "win." It's a meaningless victory. I WISH FOR THIS WISH TO BE CORRUPTED. HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA *throws down a gauntlet*

Mata-Nui's skeleton.

Super Why is actually a subliminal childrens propaganda created by the anti-establishment crowd meant to create a spirit of disconent and cynicism in the minds of our youth. Sofas.

Granted, but the game won't start up even after blowing into it a hundred times. I wish for my own personal jet plane.

Is actually a deranged man stuck in a bear suit. Mint-flavored ice-cream

The Great Wall of China was built to cover up the long winding skeleton of a great ancient dragon. Toothpaste.

A giant grumpy dragon being harassed by little flying "Ehks", a statement about your shadowy past, your XBL gamertag, and various BZPRPG characters.

Granted. Your friends turn into zombies and become suddenly fascinated with you and your cerebral personality. I wish for an eatable yo-yo.

You get the bass clarinet shaped like a paperclip. Unfortunately it is also as small as a paperclip, and you accidently sit on it and smash it into tiny little bits. I wish for to be eaten by a shark.

Oh. I was being silly, I thought it was Kopaka, but now I see I wouldn't have gotten the answer right either way! It's a Kanohi Hau with Akaku style lens. Also known as a Hakaku. And that's his mask.

Yep. TPBM sings in a choir of some kind.

The Merchant of Venice was actually penned by Shakespeare as a thinly veiled allegory condeming the Illuminati, the Aliens, and the Government. The Lion King

Oh, I totally know this one! It's one of those guys from Hero Factory, right??

Nope. TPBM owns a necklace with an emerald-colored stone.