I'm "Mom" to 6 great children, including BZP members Quantum-Phasically Charged Traku and Turakii #1 Lavasurfer, and mom-in-law to Turakii's hubby, BZP member Toa Lhikan Hordika.
And to make it look better, he needs a sonic gun. It can be like a cordak blaster except it has one big firing hole instead of many little firing holes and instead of firing bullets, it fires sonic waves.