I'll be your acquaintance.
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I love you;_;
Why don't we talk about our feelings anymore? I called you like 32 and on half times but you didn't pick up so I went to your house and now I'm waiting for you to come into the next room so that we can have a nice little chat about that other woman but you know on seconded thought this isn’t really working out it's not me it's you, but I hope we can still be friends.