Sumiki

My Son, the Life Raft

my ex-employee is now a pharmacy

current mood: celebrating "small lawyer awareness day"

the most exciting games involve Corn Syrup and Graphite

studies show: licorice exists, insults mothers

so how DO you do that thing with the salad dressing

"Soup with Everything" is my Middle Name

Of beef and no pool or a bed of chocolate named Maurice

Vegetable Heists 75

I have a problem and it's called Accidentally Eating a papercut

Taxes.

TO ALL SECRET PEOPLE: i need to sell onion

im PROBABLY not dating your sister

finally, the SALES PITCH you can EAT

Rank Your Company Borders with Tissue

OH YEAH. MICROWAVE THAT PHARMACY.

it's a bird. it's a plane. it's a job. it's an elementary school. it's a library card.

My offers of marriage were kept secret from my ISP

we employ seven swimming pools

more Brain Ideas: pets who hate drinking chocolate open a casino

TOMORROW: soccer coach transportation

it's healthy to occasionally drink a football

Fill your valleys with exams

Grow the Strong Box, Steve

the souvenir recipe impacts the traffic cat