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  1. ... Has BZPower gotten a whole lot duller, or am I just seeing things?

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    2. Cadias

      Cadias

      They skinned it. Literally. XD

       

      If you read the news feed, you'll see that they just added a new skin for the site. You can change it back to the old version by using the Change Theme button at the bottom of the page, near the orange button.

    3. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      I know what a Emergency Generator is, I didn't know what it had to do with the dull colors.

       

      Ah, thanks Cadias.

    4. Trad

      Trad

      The backup generator provides less energy. Therefore, the duller colours.

  2. 'll break it down for you, godling. Thanatos may be hamazing, but Pyrrhon is AWESOME!

  3. 'Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for Wolpertinger, who said...

    1. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Bah, Humbug. I'm going back to sleep.

  4. "Feel the Wrath of my Pyroblasters, Space Weirdos!" - Pyrrhon

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    2. Mad Scientist BioBeast

      Mad Scientist BioBeast

      Nothing beats hiding behind a wall and snipping Te3e. It was the only way I could find to win. :P

    3. Snelly

      Snelly

      Dark angel bow...YES

    4. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Nothing beats a good Taurus arm with energy charge and Transparency.

  5. "Where are we going? Why are we going? Are we going at all, or just sailing in a big circle? Or is it a spiral? I went down a spiral once: a big stone tunnel that went down and down and down, and ended in Zyglak. Whoever built it had no decorating sense at all."

  6. A hint at my next name change: The name Nora is connected to it.

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    2. Mad Scientist BioBeast
    3. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Ice, then fire, then ICE! You guys can't take a hint, can you? XD

    4. a goose

      a goose

      You could have told us it was a cycle.

  7. A monkey on a dragon, holding a sniper rifle. His name is Nex. Nex means death in Latin.

  8. A potted plant is the best Camouflage in the jungle.

    1. Cadias

      Cadias

      Um... ok?

    2. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Playing a new 3DS Game, took a picture of a potted plant to use to color camouflage. It's better than the ones the game provides.

    3. Cadias

      Cadias

      Um, ok?

       

      :P

  9. A shocking occurrence: I posted a status update... and no one commented.

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      Do you know how I know?

    3. a goose
    4. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      It was intentionally boring. It was part of a test I was doing. Every time I posted a status update, it was covered in replies... and the test worked.

       

      My victory was that I had proven my theory, not that you all hadn't commented...

       

      Now, for a real status update...

  10. A V-3 Halloween, now available in a Comedy Forum near you!

  11. About ten days left until I can change my BZP name... What shall I change it to this time?

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    2. Cadias

      Cadias

      ... I never noticed that typo. XD

    3. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      ... Some People found it Amusing at the time. Then I fixed the spelling.

    4. Cadias
  12. Actually, it was based on the underwater occurence known as Red Tide. I had no idea about Alabama.

  13. Added my 3DS Friend Code to my profile now. I have no idea why, I just did.

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    2. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Huh, I don't remember that.

    3. a goose

      a goose

      It DID happen. The quote is proof.

      It was either the page before last in Reichenbach, or the page before the page before last in Reichenbach.

    4. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Ok, I just don't remember it.

  14. An issue with Unity...

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    2. Let's Henshin!

      Let's Henshin!

      Question posted.

    3. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Okay thanks... I was going to do it yesterday, but I forgot about it... Sorry.

    4. Cadias

      Cadias

      Ah, sorry for misunderstanding. I'm a generally serious person... too much so. XD

       

      Anyway, thanks for posting the question.

  15. Analyzing Poems is evil... I don't see all of the 'hidden meanings' in poems. I just see them for what they say.

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    2. Cadias

      Cadias

      I HATE writing poetry... it's fine to read, but I ain't a poet. :P

    3. Mad Scientist BioBeast

      Mad Scientist BioBeast

      @Pyrrhon

      ...Go away. :P

       

      @Cadias

      Exactly.

    4. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Cadias: I like writing it and reading it, just not trying to see what probably isn't there. XD

       

      Bio: No, you go away. XD

  16. And so, once again, I must undo a funeral for a friend. Why do they all keep coming back to life?! :( XD

    1. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Nah, good to have you back Cadias!

  17. And with sleep, the mighty headache I have suffered has been slain!

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    2. bioniclehero01

      bioniclehero01

      2:00 AM? Who needs sleep? LET'S PARTY!! I got the whipped cream and the hippy named Sweat Sunflower! We should be all set! Don't forget the cookies or that party hat. Oh, and keep those 'boomy boxes' turned down, the loud music hurts my ears. Oh, and don't inite anybody I don't know. I don't like strangers, they're all so quite and they give my affro weird looks. They're just not as hip as us, man.

    3. a goose

      a goose

      Nah, I don't like Sweet Sunflower.

      I prefer Dandelion Meadows. XD

    4. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Can I say that you are both rather strange? XD

       

      And that I lack any name ideas for this...

  18. Anyone else Clueless? My newest comedy chapter sure is. (New Chapter in Clueless)

    1. Cadias

      Cadias

      So, how long are we going to have to wait for the next one? =P

    2. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Well, working on a new chapter of The Dark Chronicle first, then I'll try to get another out. So hopefully around a week.

  19. Are you clueless yet? A new Chapter of Clueless is up!

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    2. 25K Now!
    3. The Dark Chronicler
    4. Trad

      Trad

      "One should fear, but shouldn't be ruled by it."-Adapted from The Seventh Tower.

  20. As of yesterday, I own half of a WiiU.

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    2. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Bio: Well, I'm contemplating Trine 2, Assassins Creed III, The Wonderful 101, and Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate. Though, I'm waiting on reviews to show up so I don't end up with another Heroes of Ruin situation.

       

      Cadias: Well, I have played a little NintendoLand, and wasn't very impressed, though I was only playing the multiplayer mode and we didn't have enough Wii Motion Plus controllers to play all of the games. And my brother is playing Batman Arkham City, which h...

    3. a goose

      a goose

      ...I don't know if I'm weird, but I think half a Wii U might not be terribly functional. :P

    4. Mad Scientist BioBeast

      Mad Scientist BioBeast

      Ahh... My brother is gonna get Pikmen 3, while I'm leaning more towards the 'Untitled Super Smash Bros. Sequel'

       

      @Vorex

      True, but as long as my customers don't realize that Wii U halves don't work, I can continue making millions off unsuspecting customers like V-3.

  21. Avatar wars Update: Day 4

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      FOR ONLINE SOCIAL LIVES! *Battle-cry*

      THIS. IS. BZPOOOOWWWWEEEERRRR!

    3. 25K Now!

      25K Now!

      SIR! THEIR LACK OF ONLINE SOCIAL LIVES ARE BLOCKING OUT THE SUN!

       

      THEN WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE SHADE!

    4. a goose

      a goose

      I'LL BE BACK!

  22. Awesome day Today. Minigolf, Buffet, plus finding Metal Gear and Tales of The Abyss. Now I must choose which to play first...

    1. Blessed Blade

      Blessed Blade

      Abyss; definitely Abyss. =D

    2. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Too late for me now... I'm in the jungle. XD

  23. Awesome new sig, all the banners look really cool! (Yes, unable to P.M. I hate the limited abilities of a DSI.)

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