Argetlam

Yes, it's late, but gather around the campfire for an incredible story. OK, for Halloween, I dressed up in black slacks, a white button up shirt, black tie, black overcoat, and black dress shoes. I had a perfect set of earphones (in black) that I put one ear in, and let the cord wrap around my ear and fall through the back of my shirt, only showing a small part of one cord. Also, I wore my awesome black shades. Initially, I thought of myself as Secret Service, but I realized how much more fun it would be to be a part of the IRS. Seriously... Ghosts, Goblins, etc., they can be scary, but what's scarier than an IRS agent showing up on your doorstep telling you that you're being audited? Yes, that's exactly what I did. Instead of yelling "Trick or Treat", I pulled out a nice little metal badge and yelled, "IRS, you're being audited!" I got a wide variety of great reactions from people, but the best reaction was from a guy that lives on 2nd street here in town. Said man opened up the door into the entryway of his house, probably 3 feet away from a screen door leading outside (where I was standing) and did a double take. Seriously, the guy practically jumped when he saw me standing outside. He cautiously approached the door and opened it. I only managed to say part of my line though. Just as I finished saying "IRS", the guy swears and shuts the door in my face. As he begins to turn around to walk away, he stops, reopens the door and says, "Wait, you want candy, right?" I nodded, almost stunned at his reaction. He gives us candy, and we go on our merry way. The next day, I talk to my parents about my experience, and my mom has me show her the guys house. Once she sees it, she begins laughing. Hard. She explains to me that this guy got into trouble with the law sometime last year. Something about him vandalizing federal property. Turns out, the situation was never completely resolved, and he's still got some court hearings coming up. Undoubtedly, when he saw me, in full suit, earbud, and shades, he thought the feds were coming after him; hence his reaction! The Argetlam

Maybe. Part of me is counting on the fact that nobody will be willing to pay what I want for it, but at the same time, if someone does pay that much, I won't question it, because I need the money. Partially for a new PMship. The Argetlam

Check it out and start trading! Thank you! The Argetlam

FUN SET! The Argetlam

Yeah, I know, but I'm working something out with a specific (and awesome) person about extending the PMship and paying him back later. The Argetlam

It's a part of this great ploy we've got going towards enlisting people into the Collective. If we seem at least a little less intimidating, people are more willing to join our great group. The Argetlam

Cool. Do I sense a PBZP: A in all this? The Argetlam

Now that's funny. The Argetlam

No, unfortunately, I haven't, and I won't be able to for a while. The Argetlam

Yeah, what he said. The Argetlam

*Adapts* The Argetlam

Shh...... >_> IT'S A SECRET -Roxas-(whom cannot be assimilated) You can't deny it! We will get you! The Argetlam I don't deny it. I have assimilated all but you while we argued. *assimilates* -Roxas-(whom still cannot be assimilated) But... I'm already Borg. The Argetlam

Shh...... >_> IT'S A SECRET -Roxas-(whom cannot be assimilated) You can't deny it! We will get you! The Argetlam

No, mainly I'm just laughing at your white text. But anyway, you will all be assimilated. The Argetlam

That's what you think. The Argetlam I'm sure he can't be. But Sora can cuz he is FAILSAUCE -Roxas- The Argetlam

That's what you think. The Argetlam

We'll see. Genius! 8472 was never assimilated, but what would happen if they were? Also, as a general remark to everyone, where am I still known as a part of 8472? The Argetlam

We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. The Argetlam

Yeah, someone got the gold one once, and actually I was in the process of adding a few more. Could be updated by the end of next week. The Argetlam

Oooooooooohhhh. Very perceptive. The Argetlam

You're an uncle! The Argetlam

That's what I was going for, glad you noticed. Very nice. The Argetlam

The name... The Argetlam

Yep. The Argetlam