Xaeraz

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Darn you Stormcloaks! Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me -- we should be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

9 hours ago, Hahli Husky said:

Izaak I'm nervous for when and if you're gonna reblog the rest of those Sirfetch'd posts I made today

i honestly don't know if my long con will reblog them in the right order and at this point i can't be bothered to care

it's still not my longest con though

Spoilers for a different Final Fantasy game, but Final Fantasy XIV pulls off a great integration of menu and story with the Dark Knight quests: Your journal entries for what's going on in the game update as you progress through the quests with every checkpoint, but certain points in the Dark Knight job quests have the journal written in a more personal, first person manner than others. I'm not going to spoil the exact reason for this, but it's such a small detail that adds to the journey you're going on, and foreshadows some absolutely delicious moments...

i think my vote has to go for #5

i just think the thanos/galactus romance subplot would be better viewed at full speed instead of six times at 6x speed so i could truly appreciate it instead of having to try and catch what glimpses of it i could through the many, many scenes of tom holland eating sloppy joes with a knife and fork.

you couldn't wait four days to give your blog entires three gregorian years of separation?

...Crash. Is that the one with Jason Statham and the constant shocking himself?

 

Also, maybe I'm just not internet savvy, or just completely forgot everything about Rises since my one viewing, but I can't think of any memes that movie inspired. At least compared to Dark Knight which spawned several obvious ones.

In my experience, pretty much everything Bane said in that movie became a meme.

 

when ur badposting on tumblr but have 2 leave teh house

finally back in therapy and generally angry about things bzp doesnt let us talk about

glad youre alive and still trucking, too

my browser window looks weird without the bzp tab

blockbuster

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the hatpile. But this... does put a smile on my face.

Important Question, have you ever seen the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra?

XXL if possible, please?

#1

 

i just wanna know why they're suddenly all using bladed weapons when it was established why the sword was a last resort in the first film

 

The first film pretty much established that the sword was op.

I hate this metaphor I'm about to use, but the sword seems to me to be OP in the same way that the A-Bomb was; sure it'd kill your enemy dead, but you're not exactly leaving behind sunshine and rainbows.

i just wanna know why they're suddenly all using bladed weapons when it was established why the sword was a last resort in the first film

i would guess what's in their hearts is probably blood

death

it's a romantic language because it's descended from latin, you know, the lingua franca of a little placed called

rome

personally i think any game that has some degree of canon significance present in every single spinoff is already asking for trouble, but then again ive also never played any so

there were still hats, right

 

TELL ME THERE WERE S̶̫̦͎̥̬̫T̸̙̖I̢L̥͈͘L͔̩̭̻̱ ̬͇ͅͅH̴͈͖̪̲̙̣A̳̖̝͚̖T̴͍͓̳S̸̰͈

there was no point, so...