Uh, hello, dude, I don't have a blog. Not to mention, I don't have a premier membership, and I have not the slightest chance of getting one. The possibility that I could get one is like, infinity versus none.
BUT WE SHALL NEVER FALL
IF YOU TAKE ME DOWN, ANOTHER ELF SHALL TAKE MY PLACE
OUR VENGEANCE WILL BE CAST ON YOUR PLASTIC HEADS
DRAW YOUR BLADES, MY BRETHREN
TODAY WE CHARGE THE BARBIES
-Dovydas