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    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      I have no ducks to give.

    3. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      Lies, to be inclined to not give a duck, you must first have a duck to be inclined to not give.

    4. Onaku

      Onaku

      My inclinations are not tied to my possessions, plebeian.

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    2. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      Fiine, I didn't want to be here anyway.

    3. Onaku

      Onaku

      Then why were you here to begin with?!!

    4. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      *Stutters and stammers* N... Nerds! *Runs off*

  1. *Slithers into DMs* Hey baby, you ever seen a rahkshi fly at mach 5 straight out of the stratosphere and into the sun?

    1. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      *Reports this to the cops* Yes Officer, I don't know exactly what he said, but I feel filthy after having read it.

  2. A return to your roots can really clear up your head... open your eyes to who you are... what you were... and what you might become.

  3. Am I glad he's frozen in there and we're out here...

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    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      The caveman... he's the sheriff!

    3. Kovsorr the Collectinator

      Kovsorr the Collectinator

      ...and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is where's the caveman?

    4. Electric Light Gunhaver

      Electric Light Gunhaver

      Watch me swooce right in!

  4. And so the triumphant hero returned, only to find that a fish had eaten his bagels.

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    2. Jakura Nuva
    3. Dane-gerous

      Dane-gerous

      uhhhh.....ok

    4. Onaku

      Onaku

      Yeah... that never happened. (honestly, I have no idea what I was thinking)

  5. And then the Onaku was gone... And Oko the Matoran arose once more

  6. Anyway, I'm off to Spain now.

    1. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      Good luck.

    2. Durahk

      Durahk

      Buy me a hat!

  7. Argh! Finals!

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    2. Onaku
    3. Jakura Nuva

      Jakura Nuva

      Ah, of course.

    4. Onaku

      Onaku

      Sorry, got confused on the terminology. No, I definitely just took the finals for this semester, but it's now the middle of the current grade, so... Yeah. Finals. For the semester. But I'm DONE!

  8. At first I thought your avatar was good ol' Obi Wan Kenobi sporting his Episode 2 mullet.

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    2. Ride Another Day

      Ride Another Day

      Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde.

       

      Or just Geralt of Rivia, The Butcher of Blaviken, The White One, White Wolf, Gwynbleidd, Ravix of Fourhorn, or sometimes called by common folk as Whitelocks.

    3. Onaku
    4. Ride Another Day

      Ride Another Day

      I'm a nerd when it comes to this. Expect craziness.

  9. Back in my element :3

  10. BE A PIE! You must be sweet, unlike salty liver. BE A PIE! With all the goodness of great pie dough! BE A PIE! With all the sugar you have in drawers, mysterious as the cheese that's on the moooooon!

  11. Busy with finals until the 14th of December. Don't hold your breath, you'll suffocate.

  12. Chapter 3 coming soon. Graphics may have to be reconsidered...

  13. Chapter 3 is out! Stay tuned for Chapter 4, that's when things really start to happen...

  14. Don't be hasty.

  15. Finally, I think I've got my avatar just about right...

  16. Finally. Earth. My element.

  17. Guardian of Ice, reporting for duty

    1. Dane-gerous

      Dane-gerous

      Bloody snow brains.

    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      Darn stones-for-brains

  18. GUESS WHO I GOT!!! TAHU!!! THAT'S WHO!!!

    1. Durahk

      Durahk

      I GOT HIM ONE MONTH AGO WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      Good on ya.

  19. Hello, new around here? You don't seem like it.

  20. Honestly, Down down down is a story I'm just writing one chapter at a time. I literally have nothing planned for the the plot at all. Except I intend for it to be at least a somewhat decent read.

    1. Onaku

      Onaku

      Clarification: Down down down is the old story. Down & down, the story I'm writing now, is a re-write of the material I had already produced in the old story, but with a better idea of where I'm going with it.

  21. I am back from the prison of finals that kept me for so long. Time to enjoy Christmas.

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