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Status Updates posted by Onaku

  1. I have abandoned my previous and horrible avatar in favour of something a bit more... simple. This is in accordance with me leaving the horrorshow. If you don't get what I'm talking about, you can consider yourself lucky.

  2. And so the triumphant hero returned, only to find that a fish had eaten his bagels.

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    2. Jakura Nuva
    3. Dane-gerous

      Dane-gerous

      uhhhh.....ok

    4. Onaku

      Onaku

      Yeah... that never happened. (honestly, I have no idea what I was thinking)

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    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      I have no ducks to give.

    3. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      Lies, to be inclined to not give a duck, you must first have a duck to be inclined to not give.

    4. Onaku

      Onaku

      My inclinations are not tied to my possessions, plebeian.

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    2. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      Fiine, I didn't want to be here anyway.

    3. Onaku

      Onaku

      Then why were you here to begin with?!!

    4. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      *Stutters and stammers* N... Nerds! *Runs off*

  3. At first I thought your avatar was good ol' Obi Wan Kenobi sporting his Episode 2 mullet.

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    2. Ride Another Day

      Ride Another Day

      Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde.

       

      Or just Geralt of Rivia, The Butcher of Blaviken, The White One, White Wolf, Gwynbleidd, Ravix of Fourhorn, or sometimes called by common folk as Whitelocks.

    3. Onaku
    4. Ride Another Day

      Ride Another Day

      I'm a nerd when it comes to this. Expect craziness.

  4. Am I glad he's frozen in there and we're out here...

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    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      The caveman... he's the sheriff!

    3. Kovsorr the Collectinator

      Kovsorr the Collectinator

      ...and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is where's the caveman?

    4. Electric Light Gunhaver

      Electric Light Gunhaver

      Watch me swooce right in!

  5. You know what? **** it. I'm Megatron now. S*** it, Autobots!

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    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      I have no need for earthly snacks, Jakura. I am a cybertronian, and I am in no short supply of energon!

    3. Jakura Nuva

      Jakura Nuva

      Alright, then, have the Cybertronian equivalent!

    4. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      I'll just um.... go solve a mystery away from the deathly Cybertronian

  6. Time to kick it up a notch...

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    2. Lemony Lepid

      Lemony Lepid

      BUT IT ONLY GOES UP TO 11!

    3. Rahkshi Guurahk

      Rahkshi Guurahk

      *makes a twelfth notch*

    4. Aurora the cat

      Aurora the cat

      If you give me 1,000 widgets, I'll make you speakers that go up to twelve.

  7. Argh! Finals!

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    2. Onaku
    3. Jakura Nuva

      Jakura Nuva

      Ah, of course.

    4. Onaku

      Onaku

      Sorry, got confused on the terminology. No, I definitely just took the finals for this semester, but it's now the middle of the current grade, so... Yeah. Finals. For the semester. But I'm DONE!

  8. I'm DONE with the finals! SUMMER, HERE I COME!

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    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      Yeah... no. *Destroys the multiverse*

    3. Durahk

      Durahk

      Lucky boy!

    4. Rahkshi Guurahk

      Rahkshi Guurahk

      yay, my last was today. =P (well technically it was tuesday, but I wanted to go to the other band rehearsal. =P)

      Now to turn in my computer tomorrow.

      My school's computers are probably worth like $30 anyway though. =P

  9. What is order but an instrument of chaos?

    1. Irrie

      Irrie

      That's racist.

    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      YOU'RE racist.

    3. Ride Another Day

      Ride Another Day

      Deep. Very deep...

  10. Guardian of Ice, reporting for duty

    1. Dane-gerous

      Dane-gerous

      Bloody snow brains.

    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      Darn stones-for-brains

  11. It was... inevitable

    1. Dane-gerous

      Dane-gerous

      Coming soon, Danepak Smoked

    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      You filthy stinking liar

  12. GUESS WHO I GOT!!! TAHU!!! THAT'S WHO!!!

    1. Durahk

      Durahk

      I GOT HIM ONE MONTH AGO WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      Good on ya.

  13. Soon...

    1. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      Soon all shall be complete.

    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      You have no idea...

  14. Anyway, I'm off to Spain now.

    1. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      Good luck.

    2. Durahk

      Durahk

      Buy me a hat!

  15. I regret everything...

    1. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      And why do you regret everything?

    2. Onaku

      Onaku

      Because whyyyyyyyyyy... ;-;

  16. Wow, there hasn't been any activity here for a veeeery long time.

  17. Ohey nice Mandelbrot sig :D

    1. Taka Nuvia

      Taka Nuvia

      Hi there, and thanks! :D

  18. To heck with the prime directive...

    1. Jakura Nuva

      Jakura Nuva

      Yay, another one!

  19. YEEEE BOYYYYY!!!! Just got ONUA!!!

    1. Tahu3.0

      Tahu3.0

      Yay *clapping in the background*

  20. Honestly, Down down down is a story I'm just writing one chapter at a time. I literally have nothing planned for the the plot at all. Except I intend for it to be at least a somewhat decent read.

    1. Onaku

      Onaku

      Clarification: Down down down is the old story. Down & down, the story I'm writing now, is a re-write of the material I had already produced in the old story, but with a better idea of where I'm going with it.

  21. So much for Karma Houdini

    1. Makuta Luroka

      Makuta Luroka

      I built it up too much too fast.

  22. *Slithers into DMs* Hey baby, you ever seen a rahkshi fly at mach 5 straight out of the stratosphere and into the sun?

    1. Voxumo

      Voxumo

      *Reports this to the cops* Yes Officer, I don't know exactly what he said, but I feel filthy after having read it.

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