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Normally, the addition of a new chapter would not warrent a blog entry. But this one is special. I have been waiting for a week for the server to finaly work again. Now that everything is up and running, I can post! So come on down to the Mata Nui Online Download! I assure you that it is worth the wait.
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I've managed to pick up an omnibus of one of the best book series I know. So far I'm at Life, The Unverse, and Everything. Anybody want to descuss these wonderous books? Good look finding this entry. It's Sombody Else's Promblem.
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Title: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Rated: PG13 Summary: I won't spoil it. NP's Rating: 9/10 -- If you don't see this movie, you're automatically in Al Qaeda. Wow, it was great. We got the tickets two hours early, went to a book store for 30 minutes, then waited in line for 45. It was great. On the way out, we passed an enormous croud of people lined up for the next show, and I couldn't help but blurt out: "IT'S WORTH THE WAIT!"
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I can't believe that my dad dragged me to this movie.... Title: Ratatouille Rated: PG Summary: Do you really care? NP's review: __ -- No! I refuse!
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More than meets the pie eye. Title: Transformers Rating: PG13 Summary: Pretty much giant robots beating each other up. NP's Review: 8/10 -- See it. You won't regret it. A little note- watch out for Optimus Prime. He has a huge nose.
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As some of you may have guessed from the title, I'm going to go see Transformers in a few hours. And, let me tell you, IT'S GONNA BE SO FREAKIN' SWEET!!!!!! Yeah. But remember, the title to this entry is a question, and I'll ask it right here:
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Title: Live Free or Die Hard Rated: PG13 - R Summary: Lots of unnecessary blowy-uppy things. NP's Review: 10/10 -- SEE THIS FILM!!!! Possibly the best line of the movie:
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Title: Knocked Up Rated: PG13 - R Summary: Uh, not on BZPower. NP's Review: 4.1 = Pretty funny, I must say. Title: Ocean's 13 Rated: PG13 Summary: Revenge leads to trouble leads to gambling leads to a heist. NP's Review: 4.3 = Better than 12, but can't beat 11.
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I'm typing from school! As you know, the current TV season has either ended, or is about to begin. Exept for Doctor Who. It's still going. Well, viewership has dropped by 65% in the 2006 seasons of most TV shows. In a related matter, I made up that statistic. Anyway, we need to raise the viewerwhip for many awesome shows. To aid in the battle, I have created "Television Slogans", a new way to ensure that you watch the greatest shows on Television. Futurama- Deciphered from Crop Circles. Lost- Named the most confusing show in the universe. Heroes- Watching gives you super powers. The Simpsons- They're all yellow. Family Guy- Fat guy, big chicken... What's not to love? Doctor Who- Daleks. 'Nuff said. 24- Boop, Beep, Boop, Beep... Whose Line is it Anyway- It's already cancelled, so there are no obligations! Scrubs- Only one season left, make it a good one! So here's my poilcy: If you use my advice, and watch those shows, there may be problems. If for some reason you're not 100% satisfied, I hate you.
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Welcome to the Heroes fanclub. Created by me and ~Malauk Crysis~. This is where to post about characters, theories, spoilers, and anything else about Heroes. Feel free to browse my online gallery of avatars for Heroes ones. Freebie banner: [img=http://www.majhost.com/gallery/DuckDuck/Heroes/heroesblackbanner.jpg] And this userbar: http://www.majhost.com/gallery/DuckDuck/Heroes/heroesuserbar.jpg Feel free to come to LPD to request Heroes avatars and banners. Welcome. Welcome to The Helix.
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I have deleted that entry, as I have failed. We have not gone to see Pirates of the Caribbean tonight. But... We're going tomorrow after school! Yay!
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Title: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Rated: PG13 Summary: ...Woah. NP's Rating: 9.5/10 = SO FREAKIN' SWEEEEEET!!!!!!!
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I have good news! This is my final's week, so after Thursday, I wil have vacation. I will only have five days of peace before I get to a six week summer session, but it is only an art history class, so it will not be very hard. I hope too get a new chapter in durring this time, put I can make no promises. Wish me luck!
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After you watch Heroes, you seem to see that symbol everywhere... I may never be the same again. What about you? (- =)
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I suppose you've been wondering where I've been the past few days. It's sort of complicated, so I'll just get it out in one word (and a pic): DALEKS. I guess when they signed up to sponser P.O.P.'N. W.A.I. (see last entry), they didn't know how much they'd hate it.... Crud. I don't have long to talk, the Daleks will be back soon and I don't want to be found here. They've limited my connection to my Blog, so if I don't sign off soon they'll--- "EXTERMINATE!"
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That's right! For a limited time only, I'm offering a special "How-To" drawing course! Today's lesson: DRAWING A DALEK. Here's the best part: it's only one step long! GENERIC DALEK: Step 1: Draw this, and leave me alone. See you next time for more: "How To Lessons"!
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Whoops- Haven't updated in quite some time.... Dang. Well, to make a short story even shorter- Boston. Yes, I am taking a break for no apparent reason, and am now in Boston. It's fun, though. I just got Nocturn, and just before that I saw the movie "Hot Fuzz". NP's Movie Review: Title: Hot Fuzz Rating: PG13 Summary: The greatest cop ever gets transfered into a town of morons. Crimes start coming to his attention, and just when he thinks everything makes sense, the enitre movie switches around and nobody understands anything anymore. Also, there is a monkey. NP's review: 5 = Awesome. Purely awesome. Aaaaaaand before that, I got the new Anthony Horowitz book "Nightrise". And before that, I watched Futurama. Life is swell.
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I have returned from the first 40 seconds of the movie "300". In IMAX. That is something I will never do it again. Between the surround-sound speakers, the six-story screen, and the rumbling seats, I literally felt that my heart was going to snap. Literally. Let me tell you, that is the last time I will ever see an IMAX film. Hold... Me.....
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That's right! For a not so limited time only, I'm offering you the chance to read some of the greatest Television quotes of all time! (Results may vary) Dr. John Zoidberg: "Just make sure you don't end up old and lonely like poor Dr. ZOIDBERG! *cries*" Bart Simpson: "Don't have a cow, man." The Doctor (9): "I might never make sense again! I might have two heads, or no head- and don't say that's an improvement!" The Doctor (10): "Alons-y! Hm, I should say that more often. Alons-y, Rose Tyler! If I could meet someone named 'Alonzo' then I could say 'Alons-y Alonzo' as many times as I want and it would never get old and you're staring at me." Peter Petrelli: "Save the cheerleader, save the world!" Stewart Gilligan Griffin: "Yes, I shall have ice-cream- but no sprinkes! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!" Dalek: "EXTERMINATE!" Hiro Nakamura: "How do you stop an exloding man?" Various BZP Members: "'Television Quotes'? What a waste of a blog."
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Well, tonight at seven is the premier of Doctor Who season 30. Too bad my satellite is down. And I don't live in Britain. Curses. Well, as I cannot actually watch the episode, I'll just have to piece together what I know, and try to make my own version of the episode. OK, the first time it plays, it's really slow. Stick around for when it loops, 'cause that's when it speeds up. It's stupid. I know. It's supposed to be. Also, I'm sorry about there not being any sound.
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Title: Happy Feet Rated: G Synopsis: A Penguin gets brain damage and starts dancing. Almost gets eaten three times. No, no... Four. NP's Rating: 3.2 -- Not too shabby, not too good. --- You should have been here yesterday! The sun was out, the birds were singing, the sky was blue- and it was beginning to feel like spring! Now it's snowing. What the heck is wrong wit this planet?!? Maybe it just doesn't like me.
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I have returned from Wild Hogs! The stupid motorcycle movie! Title: Wild Hogs Rating: PG13 Synopsis: Four guys hate their lives. They decide to go on a cross-country bike trip to burn off their stress. In the process, their tent burns down, a bar blows up, a cell-phone hits a windsheild, and a bird smacks into a guy's face. NP's Review: 4.1 -- Overall, it was pretty stupid.... In a good way, though! I recommend it, and be sure to stick around for the credits...
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Well, I just came beack from "THE LAST MIMZY", and you know what that means! Don't you? Well, if you don't, it's time for "NP's Movie Reviews"! Title: The Last Mimzy Rating: PG Synopsis: Box from the future falls to Earth, and a girl gets taught telekenisis from a stuffed rabbit. Also, the boy kinda makes spiders go sorta crazy. NP's Review: 4.2 = Not bad, not bad. I recomend it to those who don't mind random stuff.
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Looky looky! It's a terribly drawn Tardis!
