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I have added a new content block entitled: 'Cool Shows'. It says what shows I think are pretty cool. OBEY.
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Scrubs. Yup. Right now. It's actually really good this episode. Who else watches it?
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The title does not say all, exept for those of you who yadda yadda yadda. Anyway, it was odd. Very odd. Funny, and very odd. Random. Here follows a list of parodied movies (or at least the ones I know and recognized): Pirates of the Caribbean The Chronicles of Narnia Click Borat X-Men Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Snakes on a Plane Nacho Libre Scarface The DaVinci Code Star Wars Casino Royal Lord of the Rings (sorta) Harry Potter Superman Returns Mission Impossible Taledega Nights There you go. Have fun. It's worth the money- and STAY AFTER THE CREDITS! There are TWO JOKES DURING THE CREDITS!
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Yup. Daleks. Those lovable strange killer death machines from Skaro. Yes, the monotone voices, eggbeater weapons, extermination, and x-ray blaster are only some of the amazing things to expect from a Dalek. You would not, however, expect them to appear in my dream. It started out as any dream should: travelling inside killer robots through a jungle and blasting anything you see with a machine gun. *Sigh*. Then it got slightly stranger. I'm in the desert, above it, really. I'm on an enormous secret base on top of a rock formation. I dive down, only to have mechanical wings sprout from my backpack. An enormous hanglider. It was awesome. Fighting off swarms of mutant lizardmen with guns. Yippie. Then it got stranger yet, as I was taken to the Underwater Lair. We had been breached, and the lower levels were flooding. The only sounds coming from below (besides water) were strange blasts, and the word "EXTERMINATE!" over and over. "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" They were getting closer. A suddenly, two Daleks appeared from a stairwell. We imediatley sealed off the area, but too late. We stopped the flood, but the Daleks were still coming. "EXTERMINATE!" One man down. "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" Another. "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" "EXTERMINATE!" Soon, I was alone. "STAY WHERE YOU ARE!" said one Dalek. I slowly took a step back. "STAY WHERE YOU ARE!" I halted. There was only one thing left to do. I re-opened the flood gate. "EXTERMIN--" The Daleks were wiped away. I quickly found another stairwell and began to climb. I reached the top, and found my self in a library. "EXTERMINATE!" The Daleks were right behind me. I turned around. The two Daleks hovered above the last step. dropping down to the floor, one said: "YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!" So I lifted my hand, pointed at the Dalek and said: "Eshpanesh." The Dalek said: "WHAT? EXTERMINA-" It began to desintigrate. In a wonderous array of Octarine* flashes, the Dalek screamed. "STAY WHERE YOU ARE! STAY WHERE YOU ARE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" Then it was gone. The second one screeched: "DO NOT MOVE, HUMAN!" I repeated: "Eshpanesh." The Dalek began to disappear. The head, the eyestalk... "MY VISION! MY VISION IS IMPAIRED!" Then, it too was gone. But inside the Dalek, there was a girl. And the girl said: "Yay." *The color of Magic.
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Title doesn't really say all, unless you've been able to derive from said title what I'm about to say. That would be weird. Of course, you chould already know that would have typed that, so it was not weird to you. You may take offense to the fact that I just called you weird, and you may be, right now, rushing to you PM box to write me an angry letter. ..... No, I'm not getting any PMs right now. Yeah. So, back to the title. In about 15 minutes, we're going to dinner, then to EPIC MOVIE! Woot! My god, it looks so funny. "OMG! A talking beaver!" *WUMP* lol. Of course, had you derived that from the title, you could've just skipped that, instead of wasting five minutes of your life. I feel so sorry for you. PS: Thank you whoever just rated my blog!
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I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that my comedy is coming along nicely. Currently I have four finished chapters, which are: Chapter 1: The Effects of Hallucinogens Chapter 2: A Rude Awakening Chapter 3: It’s Godzilla! Chapter 4: the Scales that Guard the Gate Chapter 5: Diving for Widgets In this comedy, I am following the walkthrough that comes with the download, plus some things from the game thrown in. Here is a sneak peak from Chapter 5, just to get you excited: The bad news is my epic is not coming along well. I have hit writers block. I may have to re-write the whole thing. That may not be a bad thing. I do not like how some of it is turning out. In any case, it may be a while before I do anything with my epic. I'm not going to abandon it, but it is a much bigger undertaking than I thought. On a happer note.. Three More Posts!
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Here is an update to tell you how I am doing. Update, take it away! Uptade: THE OMNISCIENT VOICE is working very hard on his comedy, "The Mata Nui Offline Download." He has all ready redone the two lost chapters, and now that they are locked up in a safe place. he is ready to move on to the next chapters. Elsewhere... Chapter 1: These chains are tight! Chapter 2: They're cutting into my characters! My poor, poor, characters! Chapter 1: Your characters?! Look at my paragraphs! Their indentation is completely screwed up! Back to the Update... Update: THE OMNISCIENT VOICE is planning to free the first chapter for his 1000's post, even if the rest of the comedy is not finished yet. However, THE OMNISCIENT VOICE has been unable to work on his epic recently, so the release time remains unknown. That's all the time I have for today! Just remember, everyone! Just 14 more posts to go! Reader 3: But your profile says you only have 13 more posts! That's what I said! Only 13 more posts! Reader 2: But you- Reader 1: Foeget it. It's hopeless.
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Hello, Everyone. This is THE OMNISCIENT VOICE speaking. As you know, I have recently finished the last of my Bionicle Movie Trilogy. This is a bleak moment in the history of my comedies. To the casual observer, it my seem as if I had finally run out of ideas. Any with gas prices what they are today, I may never be able to afford to refill my mental gas tank. Reader 2: You mean, we’re out of a job! Reader 1: I thought you were just kidding! Reader 3: Oh, woe is me! No! I have much more to offer! Readers: (Sigh of relief) Reader 1: Don’t scare us like that! In fact, I am currently working on two- yes TWO, works of fiction! Readers: Wow. The first is a comedy I am working on, “The Mata Nui Online Download”! Reader 3: What is that about? Downloading MNOLG? Reader 1: What kind of story is THAT! No! It is a parody of the Mata Nui Online Game! Readers: Oh! Reader 2: Of course! And the second thing I am writing is: an epic! Readers: Reader 1: NO! Reader 3: Don’t do it! Reader 2: You know, I was in the epic forum once. Reader 1: YOU? Reader 3: What happened? What was it like? FLASHBACK! END FLASHBACK! Reader 2: Let’s just say I’m rather infamous over there. Reader 1: See! That’s why you shouldn’t hang around THOSE people! Their way too serious! Too late! I’ve already started! “Tale of the Two Stones of Hara” Reader 3: Hara? You mean you island? Reader 1: You’re retelling the same story? Not exactly. It will be very different from the original. It will be more serious, and will be without Harry Potter and- Reader 1: NO! I liked Harry! Don’t tell me you’re going to kill him off! Oh, shut up! Speaking of which, my Epic will not have you in it. Reader 2: WHAT?! Sorry. You’re too funny for an epic. Reader 3: Alas! Our funny ways have caught up with us! Reader 1: hey! Stop the drama! What do you think this is? The Epics forum? So keep a look out for these two stories, which will be posted on the forums as soon as I’m done with them. Reader 2: That sounds encouraging. An Update: I have some bad news. I have somehow lost the two chapters I have wrote for The Mata Nui Offline Download, and I must rewrite them. Hopefull, I can make up for those chapters. We can rebuild them. We have the technology...
