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This is for the wonderful Fishers64 in all her writer's glory. Actual topic here. Chapter 1 - The Overcooked Burritos Atiluny woke up to see a wall of water coming at him. Wondrous joy filled him at the sight of his favorite thing: drowning. He rushed towards the wall, arms extended, screaming "DADDY" until int knocked him flat. He grabbed onto a short bonsai and went unconscious. ---------- "Get up already!" Krakua rolled around in his sleep. The big night. If it wasn't for the fact that he was going to get a million widgets for playing here, he wouldn't have come, because he sucked as a musician. When the band started, he began singing the wrong tune. "Never gonna give you up-" Instantly tomatoes were flying at his face. He ducked most of them, hoping this would all be over soon. He got his wish. "Doggone pile of Muaka dung, MOVE!!!" Tobduke's slap sent him flying into the opposite wall, which was rather unfortunate, as a wall of water rushed through and whacked him unconscious. ---------- Krakua was on his face. He got up slowly, only to be knocked over by Helrix accidentally backing into him. "Oh. Pardon me, good sir. I have decided to rescue your person from certain catastrophic demise." Krakua was about to ask why the dumb accent when a shout was heard. "Krakua!" It had to be Tob the Duke. He quickly ran over to the edge of a rocky, barren cliff leading straight down to the water. Only, the problem was he didn't stop in time, so as his feet scrambled for a place to stand, he went plummeting into the water below. Tobduke, however, was on the rocks, dead, but wearing shades, a hawaiian shirt, and had some fruit punch. ---------- Somewhere else, black lilypads bobbed wondrously in a pool of nauseating green water, decorated with little neon orange flowers. Slides from a projector flashed; a picture of a Bula Berry Dinosaur, a hunter's gum, a lightsaber, a miserable insect, and Barney. A pair of eyes watched this absentmindedly, and from the floor, as they were just a pair of eyes. Totes real. The drain unplugged. Batman!
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