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I'd be, quite frankly, shocked if many of you remember this particular comedy. This was initially released back in '06, shortly after the original TNI. I'll admit it wasn't one of my better works, but for posterity's sake I'll repost what I have of it anyway. As usual, I'll repost a chapter every day or so to avoid post merging. (NOTE: Everything below this line was copied verbatim from the original) Hey! This is my first spoof of a BIONICLE movie, as WOS is the only one I own. Hopefully I'm not stealing anyone else's ideas, if I am please tell me so I can change it. Reviewers would be nice! Anyway... DVD Scene Selection: Jaller: Hey Lewa0111, what's a DVD? Lewa0111: Shut up. Anyway: Chapter 1: Vakama's Boring Lecture/Roodaka breaks the Contract Chapter 2: The Toa turn into Gibbering Beasts that Stalk the Night (AKA Hordika)/Roodaka's Great Plan Chapter 3: The Key to Nongu?/Roodaka makes Vakama turn Evil (That didn't give anything away, did it?) Chapter 4: Vakama Attacks/Roodaka tells Vakama to attack Chapter 5: The fast-forwarded Search for Keetongu/Roodaka has the Visorak vacuum the Coliseum Chapter 6: Battle of Metru Nui/Roodaka vs. Keetongu (plus some other insignificant king-like guy) Chapter 7: Somebody fires a Tickle Spinner/Roodaka unlocks the Jail Cell Chapter 8: A Sentimental Ending/Roodaka...does something Chapter 9: End credit thingies/Roodaka doesn't do anything Lewa0111: Hey Roodaka! How come every 'evil side' chapter name starts with your name? Roodaka: Oh, I don't know... ...a weird coincidence? Lewa0111: Yeah...well...on with the show! Chapter 1: Vakama's Boring Lecture/Roodaka breaks the Contract Roodaka: Makutaaaaaa...*pulls piece of stone out of a jail cell* Lewa0111: NO! Didn't you read the contract? It specifically says in section 3, Clause 15,000,000, Paragraph 3 1/8, Sentence -5, Sub-sentence B, Molecule 85, Atom 9, Quark 42, that when starting a BIONICLE movie, the first scene must involve Vakama giving a boring lecture before anything else happens! Roodaka: Oh. I'm sorry, Vakama Go ahead. Vakama: Gathered friends, acquaintances, and enemies, listen again to our boring lecture...of the BIONICLE. (No, I have no idea why I must always capitalize the letters of that word.) Ahem. In the time before time, but after the last time before time, yet it is before this time, but still... Jaller: What? I'm confused... Vakama: So am I. Anyway, I, (along with five other guys) vanquished Makuta-- Makuta: That's THE Makuta to you! Vakama: Okay, the Makuta. We threw him in jail, held tight by the force of our combined jail keys. Before becoming old geezers, we made an oath (with no crosses count) to rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Jaller: Just get on with it! Vakama: rrrrrrrr... Random Muaka: Grrrrrr... Both: rrrrrrrrrr... *They look at each other, the Muaka screams like a girl, and it runs off* Vakama: My, that was frightening! Anyway, to rrrrescue the Matoran. But Makuta had not left the sleeping Matoran unprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Hahli: VAKAMA!! Vakama: rrrr...What was I saying? Oh yes,rrrrring! Ring ring! *pulls out cell phone* What? No, I'm giving them a boring lecture. ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? Yeah, I want to see that! Bye. *To matoran and Toa Nuva* You know what? I'll just let you watch the rest on video instead. I have to go...Matau and Nokama are going out and I have to see that! Everyone else: Vakama: Well, bye! *turns on video tape* Lewa0111: Everybody, the rest of the story will be ON THE TAPE. Don't be confused. That is all. Thank you. Tahu: JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW!! Lewa0111: Heh heh heh...bye. *ON THE TAPE* *Matau is driving the Lhikan II (which for some reason llooks exactly like the Lhikan I), really really badly. Everyone almost drowns, but not before Vakama grabs the camera.* Vakama: What's this weird thing doing in the middle of the ocean? Hmm...a camera. I'll keep it and see if maybe some new Toa might be interested in 1,000 years or so. *puts camera in pocket* On the shore of Le Metru... Onewa: Well, that stunk like a skunk making a slam dunk on a bunk in the trunk. Nuju: Ookay...you know, that was the most intelligent thing I've heard you say all day, Onewa. Onewa: Why, thank you. But I think our pilot is a little...well...he needs to have his license revoked. Matau: Hey! I was only order taking. Vakama was the one order giving. Yoda: That type of speech, copyrighted have I. *leaves* Nokama: Regardless of how gracefully, I still look prettyful as ever! Does my armor match the color of the air, do you think? Matau: Yeah, whatever. Could somebody get me out of here? Anybody?...Come on, please? Whenua: I would, but I'm playing Monopoly with everyone over here. Matau: Vakama: Are we going to play Monopoly all night? Or are we gonna get captured by the Vis--I mean, rescue the Matoran? Everyone but Matau and Vakama: Play Monopoly. Matau: Vakama, could you help me out of here? Bug: Have no fear, Underbug is here! Everyone: Underbug? Vakama: Let's just go, before more weird stuff happens! EVeryone: Okay! *they leave* Matau: Hey!
What are the moments or things from the bionicle DVDs you didn't like? I always thought that the lack of elemental powers in the second movie was weird. Why didn't Lhikan use his powers to escape? He could've just shot a fireball at Krekka and Nhidiki to slow them down, buying him more time to escape. He could've also at least been kind enough to tell one of the matoran like Nokama what they can do as toa and have them pass on their knowledge to the others. I also found it stupid that the Toa Metru ran off without taking a few minutes to see what they can do as toa.
When Vakama said 'Our destinies are not written in stone, we have to find them/write them for ourselves ' or something, I took it literally in 2005. I imagined Vakama had a stone tablet and was etching his destiny into it. Imagine if destiny actually worked that way. I think it'd be more interesting than some 'because Destiny said so' stuff.
The other day I had a chance to sit down and watch the "Metru Nui duology" (LoMN and WoS) back-to-back, saving the LoMN epilogue for the very end of both films. Upon doing this, and looking up what I could find on BS01 about the subject, a question occurred to me: What exactly was stopping the Turaga and Matoran from going back to Metru Nui at any time, either just after awakening the Matoran or after Makuta's defeat in '01? Obviously the Visorak were infesting the city for a while, but Vakama took care of that problem...so they spent 1,000 years on Mata Nui building their villages and such, only to THEN go back and rebuild the city. Why not just start rebuilding Metru Nui to begin with? Thoughts? Lewa0111 Nuva